Look at me!
Hello everyone, it said this is to introduce yourself so here I am. I am Jessica, a slave behind cubicle walls. I have no time, money or means to seek out a degree at the moment so I'm trying to learn what I can and write what I can until I can be all big, bad and professional. My lack of money comes from my rampant insanity. I guess you could say that I live in my own mind most of the time and my medical bills prove it. Maybe you guys can light a fire under my ass so I can actually finish one of the many stories I have started.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is that a head set on your head.
Gotta love being a call center slave.
but it does give you plenty of time to waste here.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
But she's gots no moneyz!!
However, if you do find some fundage--join up...it's worth it. And welcome 
It's a Black N Mild, dawg.
haha, ok that makes sense. my work computer has shit for resolution and it made it look like she had one of these fancy head set microphones up to her mouth.
but she is in a cube so i'm still assuming call center.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Youse look like Yolandi n'shit. ZEF SIDE 4 LYFE.
have you ever faked an orgasm?
Sandwich?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I could really go for a sandwich right now.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Are you an alcoholic?
Sammich!
You look interesting.
Welcooome!
Is that a challenge.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I swore I'd never click on posts titled like this, but I couldn't help myself.
Welcome.
What's your tat of?
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
Everyone in the cult is anywhere between a borderline alcoholic and a recovering alcoholic.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Everyone in the cult is anywhere between a borderline alcoholic and a recovering alcoholic.
Proudly standing on the fence here.
The only thing keeping me from going mad is my bad memory.
I took one of the classes with Craig awhile back. LOVED IT. So I'm sure once I get the cash I'll be there.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Gotta love being a call center slave.
but it does give you plenty of time to waste here.
I work in a warehouse, I correct all the errors that the floor staff makes and handle all of the returns. It's rare that I use the phone (thankfully). The picture is from when we had "hero dress-up day" (they try to make it fun here) so I dressed up like Tank Girl. I even made a tank out of cardboard boxes I found around the warehouse. It had wheels!
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
No. I only lie to cops when needed.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
I couldn't afford it. Ha. But no, I don't drink at all. Thank you for asking.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Welcooome!
Thank you!
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Welcome.
What's your tat of?
I didn't mean the title seriously, I did it to mock because I spend most of my life avoiding such attention 
It's a dove and crow wearing gas masks, and medusa. Filter through the good and the evil, life and death to find your solid foundation.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
No. I only lie to cops when needed.
So... All your cop-related orgasms have been ...real?
Er, sorry. Just trying to follow the conversation here.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Everyone in the cult is anywhere between a borderline alcoholic and a recovering alcoholic.
I am fully recovered but I smoke more than my teachers in High School.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Do you work at the Zappos warehouse?
Everyone in the cult is anywhere between a borderline alcoholic and a recovering alcoholic.
I am fully recovered but I smoke more than my teachers in High School.
Recover is for quitters.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Everyone in the cult is anywhere between a borderline alcoholic and a recovering alcoholic.
I am fully recovered but I smoke more than my teachers in High School.
Recover is for quitters.
Then call me a quitter.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is that a challenge.
Not so much a challenge as it is a requirement of sorts. If you're not an alcoholic, you must be a smoking fiend, if you do not drink or smoke you must be a nympho(of sorts), if you are completely straight edge than you must be soo adorable that every time you post something so darn cute it makes our heads explode from cute overload.
Is that a challenge.
Not so much a challenge as it is a requirement of sorts. If you're not an alcoholic, you must be a smoking fiend, if you do not drink or smoke you must be a nympho(of sorts), if you are completely straight edge than you must be soo adorable that every time you post something so darn cute it makes our heads explode from cute overload.
Shit! I need to get an angle.
There is hope, but not for us.
Is that a challenge.
Not so much a challenge as it is a requirement of sorts. If you're not an alcoholic, you must be a smoking fiend, if you do not drink or smoke you must be a nympho(of sorts), if you are completely straight edge than you must be soo adorable that every time you post something so darn cute it makes our heads explode from cute overload.
Shit! I need to get an angle.
You're part of the elite which are indescribable, they just are. Demigods, if not gods, of the cult.
I couldn't afford it. Ha. But no, I don't drink at all. Thank you for asking.
you're not one of those people, are you?
I dont consider myself an alcoholic, I'm just a social drinker. Sure sometimes i can be overly social, but there's a difference.
And your never too poor to drink, just get a cheap bottle, thats what, 7 bucks if you do it right, or wrong, and your good to go for the night.
We don't fuck around when it comes to drinking around here, it's not some sort of hobby. It takes years of dedication and commitment.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics have problems.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
I'm neither a drunk or alcoholic. I'm an Imbiber.
I drink my problems away
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I dance my cares away. Worry is for another day.
This welcome thread is broken. Can I have another?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
It's not your welcome thread.
You just shut up and be happy you got one at all! And go back to your room and get drunk!
Let the music play
Down at Fraggle Rock!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Thread title gets this song stuck in my head EVERY TIME
I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!
Nice movie reference, Mike.
well, damn it...i'm not an alcoholic, nor have i ever been one..never used hard drugs or anything...i must be a aquare...
-a beautiful lie
i bet you have pretty eyes when they're open.
god im bored. signed up to talk about books, movies, music, comics, whatever and chuck palahniuk and there's no bugger here! the private welcome message from "the cult" was nice though.
You're not THE Captain Frimptkintz of the West Lancashire Frimptkintzez, are you?
You must be a aquare, whatever that is. You addicted to water?
Everyone in the cult is anywhere between a borderline alcoholic and a recovering alcoholic.
I am fully recovered but I smoke more than my teachers in High School.
Recover is for quitters.
oh fuck off.
Gotta love being a call center slave.
but it does give you plenty of time to waste here.
I work in a warehouse, I correct all the errors that the floor staff makes and handle all of the returns. It's rare that I use the phone (thankfully). The picture is from when we had "hero dress-up day" (they try to make it fun here) so I dressed up like Tank Girl. I even made a tank out of cardboard boxes I found around the warehouse. It had wheels!
ah, Tank Girl, the good old days. I miss Six.
Why?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I never dealt with six but i have seen some of her posts, insults, and slander. Seemed like good stuff.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
We have an awesome writer's workshop that will motivate the shit out of you. Well worth the money. You should check it out.