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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:52

rhickerson7

one-eyed son of a bitch

From: Nebraska

Joined: 10/15/2009

Hi. I'm a poet, not an author of stories. I think I am alright at it. I would like to be better. Choppy sentences are the shit. I enjoy making cheese blintzes, having testicles, and being vague, or lying, in day to day conversation.

I heard about the workshop, so I'm here to try it out. As a workshopper, I tend to be more direct than fluffy, more honest than not, and will always judge your piece, and not you. I believe this is a fine, beautiful distinction. I believe in the phrase, "Here to work, not get a blowjob."

Whee!

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:55

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

we're not supposed to swear in thread titles.

Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:57

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

Fixed... and welcome.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:58

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

SHIFT

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:59

audreythirteen

Lick the barrel of my gun once I'm done just so I can feel again

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

welcome

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Nightrious wrote:

"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."

Thu, 10/15/2009 - 15:58

rhickerson7

one-eyed son of a bitch

From: Nebraska

Joined: 10/15/2009

..........i submit that the edit is more hysterical than the random foolishness I jammed in there.

Well played, and thank you.

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 17:10

brandon.tietz

enemigo de arco

From: #2 Pershing Sq.

Joined: 05/31/2009

So your workshop submissions are going to be ALL poetry?

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 18:56

rhickerson7

one-eyed son of a bitch

From: Nebraska

Joined: 10/15/2009

All poems, all the time.

Horrifying, right?

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 23:21

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

GIMME MY ACACATTC CAT CAT!!!

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!