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rhickerson7
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Hi. I'm a poet, not an author of stories. I think I am alright at it. I would like to be better. Choppy sentences are the shit. I enjoy making cheese blintzes, having testicles, and being vague, or lying, in day to day conversation.

I heard about the workshop, so I'm here to try it out. As a workshopper, I tend to be more direct than fluffy, more honest than not, and will always judge your piece, and not you. I believe this is a fine, beautiful distinction. I believe in the phrase, "Here to work, not get a blowjob."

Whee!

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nathaniel parker
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we're not supposed to swear in thread titles.

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Fixed... and welcome.

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Adelaide.Alexa
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SHIFT

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audreythirteen
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welcome

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rhickerson7
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..........i submit that the edit is more hysterical than the random foolishness I jammed in there.

Well played, and thank you.

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brandon.tietz
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So your workshop submissions are going to be ALL poetry?

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rhickerson7
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All poems, all the time.

Horrifying, right?

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GIMME MY ACACATTC CAT CAT!!!

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