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Hi. I'm a poet, not an author of stories. I think I am alright at it. I would like to be better. Choppy sentences are the shit. I enjoy making cheese blintzes, having testicles, and being vague, or lying, in day to day conversation.
I heard about the workshop, so I'm here to try it out. As a workshopper, I tend to be more direct than fluffy, more honest than not, and will always judge your piece, and not you. I believe this is a fine, beautiful distinction. I believe in the phrase, "Here to work, not get a blowjob."
Whee!
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Ross
Fixed... and welcome.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious

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welcome

..........i submit that the edit is more hysterical than the random foolishness I jammed in there.
Well played, and thank you.
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Ross
So your workshop submissions are going to be ALL poetry?
All poems, all the time.
Horrifying, right?
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Ross

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