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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:52

rhickerson7

one-eyed son of a bitch

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From: Nebraska

Joined: 10/15/2009

Hi. I'm a poet, not an author of stories. I think I am alright at it. I would like to be better. Choppy sentences are the shit. I enjoy making cheese blintzes, having testicles, and being vague, or lying, in day to day conversation.

I heard about the workshop, so I'm here to try it out. As a workshopper, I tend to be more direct than fluffy, more honest than not, and will always judge your piece, and not you. I believe this is a fine, beautiful distinction. I believe in the phrase, "Here to work, not get a blowjob."

Whee!

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:55

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nathaniel parker

God Bless Woody Hayes

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From: Ann Arbor, MI

Joined: 06/23/2005

we're not supposed to swear in thread titles.

Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:57

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Smartazboy

Same as it ever was.

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From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Fixed... and welcome.

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:58

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Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

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Joined: 04/23/2008

SHIFT

Thu, 10/15/2009 - 14:59

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audreythirteen

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From: los angeles

Joined: 05/12/2009

welcome

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 15:58

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rhickerson7

one-eyed son of a bitch

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From: Nebraska

Joined: 10/15/2009

..........i submit that the edit is more hysterical than the random foolishness I jammed in there.

Well played, and thank you.

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 17:10

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brandon.tietz

ブリタニ

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From: #2 Pershing Sq.

Joined: 05/31/2009

So your workshop submissions are going to be ALL poetry?

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 18:56

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rhickerson7

one-eyed son of a bitch

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From: Nebraska

Joined: 10/15/2009

All poems, all the time.

Horrifying, right?

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 21:11

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Six On The Dot

You can't imagine how much fun we're having.

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From: Bed

Joined: 12/05/2003

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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 23:21

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Ritt

We want you to find a way to grind our bodies into PETROLEUM!!!

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From: Why? Because we like you! M-I-C...K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E....

Joined: 07/07/2007

GIMME MY ACACATTC CAT CAT!!!

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