je m'appelle DP. je suis nouveau.
as i understand it, i need to announce myself here or be subjected to the lashings of the senior denizens. consider this a formal introduction, though i do intend to receive several lashings eventually anyway. :spank:
my name is david. i'm 25.
i'm from los angeles.
i've been reading mr. palahniuk's pretty prose since [U]choke[/U] came out.
i'm a former bookseller & "corporate sales rep." for a soulless corporate (redundant?) bookstore. i now work graveyard at a facility for juvenile delinquents which is much less annoying and infinitely more fulfilling. go figure.
while working at the aforementioned bookstore, a former coworker and i constantly made endcaps of artists we liked, many of which featured various palahniuk books.
i, along with said coworker, assured yet another coworker that, despite how hip it is to (pretend to) read palahniuk's books at our store, they were actually good. ironically, it was that coworker who encouraged me to join the cult "because (i'm) such an :asshole2: ." (i know it was meant to be taken lovingly, erica.)
i actually signed up for this site while waiting around at the [U]rant[/U] signing in pasadena at vroman's.
if there's anything else you'd care to know, feel free to contact me, though i'm sure no one else could possibly give a flying fuck about some pompous douchebag who announces himself in french.
:gives:
myspace.com/dpdilla
Welcome to the cult.
So far, we appear to be failing in said "lashings".
Ah well, what the heck. Welcome.
Fuck that I thought it was another French Chick or even Tnababe.
Anyways Hello and Welcome
Je suis un ame soiltaire.
[QUOTE=franc tireur;970923]va te faire foutre espece de connard.[/QUOTE]
What!
Yeah. Hi people.
And I thought I was going to have to dust off the part of my mind that holds my French instruction to read your post.
Welcome and enjoy your time here.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
[QUOTE=Adelheid;970947]What![/QUOTE]
Pretty untypical of franc tireur, I must admit.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
If he'd said that in english you'd people not have blinked an eye, don't doubt Franc, the man's a beast, he'd destroy you as soon as a heartbeat, don't get in his way.
Also, Jean de Florette is such an awesome film. I only watched it once, in French in highschool, I really liked it. The theme-tune is so awesome. It's why I like Stella Artois.
[QUOTE=corellion;970976]If he'd said that in english you'd people not have blinked an eye, don't doubt Franc, the man's a beast, he'd destroy you as soon as a heartbeat, don't get in his way.[/QUOTE]
yeah, he´s a lean, mean fighting maschine and has a heart of gold.
but gold is after all, still pretty hard.
Please keep Franc's hardness to yourself. I don't want to hear about that.
[QUOTE=corellion;970976]If he'd said that in english you'd people not have blinked an eye, don't doubt Franc, the man's a beast, he'd destroy you as soon as a heartbeat, don't get in his way.[/QUOTE]
Huh, if you say so...
[QUOTE=corellion;970976]Also, Jean de Florette is such an awesome film. I only watched it once, in French in highschool, I really liked it. The theme-tune is so awesome. It's why I like Stella Artois.[/QUOTE]
Have you seen the second part, [B]Manon des sources[/B] ?
i´m not willing to share anyway.
[QUOTE=franc tireur;970998]Have you seen the second part, [B]Manon des sources[/B] ?[/QUOTE]
Yup, it was also great. Not as good. I didn't like the wild-girl in it. But it was great too. I did watch them with subtitles though. My french sucks.
welcome.
drink?
does DP stand for Double Penetration?
Hello, and welcome.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
[QUOTE=franc tireur;970923]va te faire foutre espece de connard.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bearchaser;971069]does DP stand for Double Penetration?[/QUOTE]
This thread has effectively shocked me twice over. Welcome, Double Penetration!
...Display Picture, I mean Display Picture.
va te faire foutre espece de connard.