I've Always Hated These Things...
I never know what to say in these things. Customary formalities are just that... Even if at times you get the feeling that it's nothing more than humans sniffing each others asses like dogs would.
I'm 24. I think I'm having a quarter life crisis. I don't enjoy things like I used to. I feel older by the day, especially when compared to the younger generation.
I like to tell people false things whenever they ask who someone is or what something means. I don't know why, but I find it funny. I always feel bad right after and say "I'm just kidding" and tell them the truth.
I finally decided to join the forums after coming here every few months to link people to "Guts". I'm half-tempted to sign up for the Workshop.
I never finish a thing I write though. I've been working on a philosophy book (among many other things), but then I realized everything's been said and done, etc, and that everything I would need to say could be fit onto a Post-It note that reads, "Respect the cock".
There's probably other things I can say, but it all eludes me at this point.
You'll reach two points in life
The first is when you'll no longer agree with that statement
The second is when you're ashamed that you used a movie quote to base your feelings on. Its a very empty thing to do.
I construct my memories with my present. I am lost, abandoned in the present. I try in vain to rejoin the past: I cannot escape. - Sartre
Really, "Tame the Cunt" is the more important part of that quote anyway.
You'll reach two points in life
The first is when you'll no longer agree with that statement
The second is when you're ashamed that you used a movie quote to base your feelings on. Its a very empty thing to do.
It was more of a joke than anything, to be honest.
Touche.
You'll reach two points in life
The first is when you'll no longer agree with that statement
The second is when you're ashamed that you used a movie quote to base your feelings on. Its a very empty thing to do.
It was more of a joke than anything, to be honest.
Touche.
PROOF.
Proof of what?
I feel like I'm not fully understanding this.
Perhaps they're being characteristically unpredictable.
I can only imagine that he's referring to my "secret identity".
Don't be so down on yourself, with any luck it's a midlife crises you're having 
Bradley St Paul
why.
welcome. you are cool.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
damn levi! where's that sig from?! jesus
anyway welcome chrispat
it's from MTV's new awful amazing show, Jersey Shore.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I look at these and my brain tells me they are 'shopped.
They *have* to be 'shopped.
I *need* them to be.
I can't live in a world where this thing walks around, chews gum, and chooses carefully between one brand of laundry detergent and the next.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It probably hurts him to do those everyday things like chew gum and choose soap, not to mention at the same time. Look at that face. It's a look of intense strain, lugging that mother dolphin's carcass around every waking moment. He makes that face climbing out of bed, entering his shower, answering his phone, talking, walking, breathing, standing still and all around living. The poor fuck is the Herculean equivalent to a vegetable.
That guy might be shooped, but unfortunately this guy isn't:
Topher is my new buddy. He likes Fall Out Boy, anatomical hearts, and The Little Mermaid. Does he like great things or the greatest things?
I hope that's it! It's mostly just the winter chill biting at my flesh.
I look at these and my brain tells me they are 'shopped.
They *have* to be 'shopped.
I *need* them to be.
I can't live in a world where this thing walks around, chews gum, and chooses carefully between one brand of laundry detergent and the next.
Hahaha. As Ritt stated, it's difficult for them to even wash their own body and hair. When you're that big, to reach something at head level or higher, you actually need a stepstool.
I also don't understand the pictures or their purpose.
I'm flattered! You should see the art I draw... if I were to ever finish a single creative thing I do.
At this point, I think you'd be better off waiting for Jesus to come back. 
Awwwww.
I don't know what to make of that. It's far too early.
Awwwww.
I don't know what to make of that. It's far too early.
she was complimenting taylor and she was awwing her own greatness in doing so
Hey, Cristobal.
Hey you, what's up.
I'm 24. I think I'm having a quarter life crisis. I don't enjoy things like I used to. I feel older by the day, especially when compared to the younger generation.
I like to tell people false things whenever they ask who someone is or what something means. I don't know why, but I find it funny. I always feel bad right after and say "I'm just kidding" and tell them the truth.
That's me, too.
Anyway! Welcome to the Cult! Will you stay or will you go?