I've Always Hated These Things...
I never know what to say in these things. Customary formalities are just that... Even if at times you get the feeling that it's nothing more than humans sniffing each others asses like dogs would.
I'm 24. I think I'm having a quarter life crisis. I don't enjoy things like I used to. I feel older by the day, especially when compared to the younger generation.
I like to tell people false things whenever they ask who someone is or what something means. I don't know why, but I find it funny. I always feel bad right after and say "I'm just kidding" and tell them the truth.
I finally decided to join the forums after coming here every few months to link people to "Guts". I'm half-tempted to sign up for the Workshop.
I never finish a thing I write though. I've been working on a philosophy book (among many other things), but then I realized everything's been said and done, etc, and that everything I would need to say could be fit onto a Post-It note that reads, "Respect the cock".
There's probably other things I can say, but it all eludes me at this point.