It turns out i loathe butterscotch

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mishmish
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i was trying to avoid doing this but i guess its only appropriate
i was hoping i could just sneek in unnoticed.

hello cool kids. my name is Jeremiah.

i started reading Chucks books in January 09 when my new years resolution was to feel one of the shelves on my book shelf with nothing but new books by the end of the year. which i pretty much accomplished. the first two books were lullaby and choke which a friend recomended. since then i've become a huge a fan.

my other favorite authors right now are david sedaris and michael chabon.

i live in florida. i hate florida.

favorite band is mew.

i have a really shitty desk job as financial manager in the Air Force. buts its better than getting shot at.

i'm 22 with a 2 year old son and baby girl on the way.

and i hate introducing myself.

vasup!

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Where in florida?

And hello.

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fort walton beach. 20 mintues from destin.

you from florida?

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Grew up in Cape Coral (near Fort Myers) and now live in Tampa.

I want to get out of Florida, but part of me loves it. It's strange.

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hey mishmish. I'm Adam. Not mike. Good luck with the baby!

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yeah. i felt the same way about Idaho. i was born and raised there. there's a lot of hick towns but Boise is really progressive and i miss it like hell.
sometimes when you get out you realize not everything's better than what you had.

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mikerocuts wrote:
hey mishmish. I'm Adam. Not mike. Good luck with the baby!

thanks man. even though i already have a kid i'm like a million times more nervous this time around.

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David Sedaris, woo!

Did you plan to have babies this early in your life? Excuse my curiosity, I know that's kind of a big question for a newbie thread. Tongue

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mikerocuts wrote:
hey mishmish. I'm Adam. Not mike. Good luck with the baby!

Mike/Adam, your sig! <3

Oh my God, I used to live in Florida, too! I hate Florida. I now live in Vegas. I hate Vegas as well. Welcome to the cult!

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Welcome! & Mazel Tov for the baby!

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BAAABIES!!! (has anyone seen that commercial? if so link me up)

EDIT: Welcome!

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Imke wrote:
David Sedaris, woo!

Did you plan to have babies this early in your life? Excuse my curiosity, I know that's kind of a big question for a newbie thread. Tongue

i always thought i would have kids pretty early in life just not this early. but i can't say i regret it at all. My son is the best thing that ever happened to me.

It still freaks me out now and then though. sometimes i'll wake up at night in a panic thinking "oh, my god i got keep these human beings alive for the next 18 years!"

thanks for the welcome errbody.

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jakezz wrote:
BAAABIES!!! (has anyone seen that commercial? if so link me up)

EDIT: Welcome!

Are you talking about the evian baby commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlwfbItJ1lY

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My brother's name is Jeremiah. But he doesn't live in Florida though.

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maryfrans wrote:
Welcome! & Mazel Tov for the baby!

Do not mess with this woman. She wears the severed arm of a black man as an accessory!

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Welcome to the cult. I'm in Sarasoter myself. Felicidades for opening with the loathing of a flavor some people hold sacred.

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mishmish wrote:
jakezz wrote:
BAAABIES!!! (has anyone seen that commercial? if so link me up)

EDIT: Welcome!

Are you talking about the evian baby commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlwfbItJ1lY

No. It's not the one. In the one on my mind People at an office is getting tired of their job, first a man, who goes up to a woman, and (i think) they decide to have babies. She goes about saying BAAAABIES! in a craving way. It's so much better than it sounds.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
My brother's name is Jeremiah. But he doesn't live in Florida though.

yeah man. its not that common of a name. my wife's dad like immediately knew i was (raised) mormon the second he found out my name.

My cousins name is nathaniel but he is not from the land of confusion.

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monkeywright wrote:
maryfrans wrote:
Welcome! & Mazel Tov for the baby!

Do not mess with this woman. She wears the severed arm of a black man as an accessory!

oh my god. shocking!

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mishmish wrote:
monkeywright wrote:
maryfrans wrote:
Welcome! & Mazel Tov for the baby!

Do not mess with this woman. She wears the severed arm of a black man as an accessory!

A black man appendage wielding jew?

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Seriously, you people need to fucking learn how to quote.

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Seriously, you people need to fucking learn how to quote.

Did I do it right? Are ye proud of meh?!

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Yes, although I had to fix one of yours in another thread.

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crap my bad

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Fuck your life. Butterscotch rocks.

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blah. sorry i just vomited a little in my mouth.

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Butter is good, Scotch is good. Why shouldn't Butterscotch be good?

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Butter is good, Scotch is good. Why shouldn't Butterscotch be good?

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