Introducing your self is so bourgeois.
I've never introduced myself to people I can't see. I'd shake your hand, but mine keeps hitting the glass.
I don't know how much you want to know about me. My favorite author is William S. Burroughs and my favorite director is Stanley Kubrick. I like Dadaism and sometimes I paint things, but I mostly just write. My shoe size is 5, which is hard to find. I hope I am cool enough to hang out with all you kids and I hope you won't lock me out of the house and steal my clothes like my other friends do. My parents think I am very clever and I think my parents are liars.
I hope to see you soon. I mean...read you soon.
Thought is made in the mouth.