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Hello, Self, I don't believe in you. I think you're a Cartesian illsuion brought about by the ontological terror of faces an existence without meaning or purpose.

JANE!

High five.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Hello, Self, I don't believe in you. I think you're a Cartesian illsuion brought about by the ontological terror of faces an existence without meaning or purpose.[/QUOTE]

Drat! He's onto me.

And thank you for the straightening out... I'm on my way. Ah yes, and Jane, right back atcha.

[QUOTE=Jane Jones]Drat! He's onto me.

And thank you for the straightening out... I'm on my way. Ah yes, and Jane, right back atcha.[/QUOTE]
If I wanted to order loathing in something along the lines of a Jumbo Slurpee cup, how much might that set me back?

[QUOTE=jane s.]JANE!

High five.[/QUOTE]
So are you in love, or is the sub-title just summer splendor kind of frolicking?

Good job, we've been waiting for you.

Jane,

Welcome to The Best (only?) Combination author fansite, (mostly intelligent) messageboard community and original Creative Writing Workshop anywhere on or off the net. Hope you stay with us a while.

VP

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]If I wanted to order loathing in something along the lines of a Jumbo Slurpee cup, how much might that set me back?[/QUOTE]
Kitchen's the second door on the left.

[QUOTE=Jane Jones]Kitchen's the second door on the left.[/QUOTE]
That's a lot of loathing you have there. You need some pharmeceuticals.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]So are you in love, or is the sub-title just summer splendor kind of frolicking?[/QUOTE]

The latter. The former eludes me.

are you related to jill?

[QUOTE=morey]are you related to jill?[/QUOTE]
Estranged cousin.

I decided you are Jane #2. If that's ok.

[QUOTE=Jane Jones]Estranged cousin.[/QUOTE]Aaahhh i see.

[QUOTE=jane s.]I decided you are Jane #2. If that's ok.[/QUOTE]

Does that make you Jane #3?

No, I'm Jane #1. Who the hell would be #1 if not for me!?!?

Sheesh.

Ah, beg pardon. My mistake

i'm the fifth snuffy. just so we are clear.

FIVE GOLLLLLDEN SNUFFFFYYYYYYYYYS

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'm the fifth snuffy. just so we are clear.

FIVE GOLLLLLDEN SNUFFFFYYYYYYYYYS[/QUOTE]
Four French kids
Three snotfilled rags
And a six pack in a beer tree.

[QUOTE=Cosmic Castaway]Four French kids
Three snotfilled rags
And a six pack in a beer tree.[/QUOTE]

you forgot:

two mexican hookers

[QUOTE=jane s.]The latter. The former eludes me.[/QUOTE]
Alas...

[QUOTE=snuffy]you forgot:

two mexican hookers[/QUOTE]
And Tweeeeeeeelve tequiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiila shoooooooooooooooooters!

Whoa, hold the telephone. Only the five golden snuffys gets that much airtime.