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Anarae
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I browsed a few posts before I decided to introduce myself.

I found The Cult because it's the first link Yahoo! search engine spits out when you type in Chuck Palahniuk.

I'm a chick, a vegan, and I drink lots of coffee. There's cream soda dripping down my laptop monitor at the present. Some asshole thought it would be a great idea to shake up all the cans. Uknown to me. When I opened it, the soda lunged at my computer.

So, here I am, soaked and sticky sweet. From the soda volcano, of course.

No, thanks to the lobster. I don't eat seafood.

-Anarae

xec8
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Would you like some... oh.

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Whenever I hear sticky sweet I automoatically think go Def Leapord's Pur some sugar on me. And not because Im thinking of that i am thinking of a one armed drummer. and now because I am thinking of him I bet he give a great HJ with that bionic one arm of his.

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nathaniel parker
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he's just got a regular arm though doesn't he? I mean, there's nothing bionic about it. Unless it's like when people go blind and all their other senses improve to pick up the slack and his one arm has got the strength of two arms now.

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Thats what I mean.

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Sticky sweet reminds me of sweet and spicy chili Doritos.

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Sticky sweet reminds me of that greased up guy on family guy with the high voice.

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is she nude?

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Sticky and sweet reminds me of when you eat one of those diamond ring candies and you get the melted leftovers all over your hand.