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I have been visiting and browsing this site on occasion for a while now. After a couple of drinks last night, I decided to do something I rarely do, join. I am quite seriously contemplating joining the esteemed writers' workshop, but being the giant chicken that I am I decided to test the water temperature before diving straight in. Thus, here I am, the newest member to your forum. I am looking forward to participating in some of the interesting, and sometimes incredible, conversations in here that I have previously observed from a distance. So, again, hello.
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