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I have been visiting and browsing this site on occasion for a while now. After a couple of drinks last night, I decided to do something I rarely do, join. I am quite seriously contemplating joining the esteemed writers' workshop, but being the giant chicken that I am I decided to test the water temperature before diving straight in. Thus, here I am, the newest member to your forum. I am looking forward to participating in some of the interesting, and sometimes incredible, conversations in here that I have previously observed from a distance. So, again, hello.
res ipsa loquitur
keep your hands clean and stay away from fano hes CRAAAAAZYYYYY j/k we all are .....hope your skin is thick!!!
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
DON'T join the workshop. Fifty bucks is way too much and your writing stinks!
That's Nate. We keep him at the door to scare off the extra faint-hearted. Sorry if he was gin-soaked. Just step over him on your way in.
VP - Workshop Dog
I now have the song What Would You Do For A Drunken Sailor playing on a loop in my head.
Thanks for the warm (and not so warm) greetings.
res ipsa loquitur
yeah and he always has an erection
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
I figure if that's all it takes to talk her out of it, she's not ready yet.
Well hell Nate...too late for that. Just joined the workshop. Ready or not I'm in. Takes more than a drunken sailor to scare away the likes of me.
res ipsa loquitur
Good choice.
And welcome 
Hey there, buddy.
I hope you do join the workshop. Fifty bucks only seems like a lot until you actually join. Chuck's essays are worth the price alone, but really having honest to God critique on your work is probably the best thing ever.
But yeah. Onward. And welcome!