*Insert Original Greeting Here*
Hey there i'm new here at the forums.
I've been reading Chuck Palahniuk's books for about a year and a half now.
The first book of his i read was "Survivor".
Now I'm working on reading "Haunted".
I've been a passionate writer and reader for as long as i can remember.
I'm glad to be part of the forums here =D
I've been reading Chuck Palahniuk's books for about a year and a half now.
You think you'll ever finish them?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD I'M HILARIOUS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no, seriously, welcome.
Hi Peaches! Welcome...make yourself at home!
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
seems like there was another peachesancream type name that joined a few weeks ago. You're not them are you?
I just remembered, Peaches was the devil's name in Rocko.

"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Hi peaches! welcome *insert stripper joke here* no,welcome truly.
I am fueled by filth and fury.
I think that was Teachesofpeaches or something like that. At first I thought that other peach person started this thread.
Welcome.

I am Bender. Please insert girder.

Hey hey...also brand new...show some love on the buddy spot.
i shall now commence into a tragic attempt of the insertion you've requested;
"don't get up, i can't sit in this suit for fear of contamination"
"did you forget to shower? i'm not sure if that's you, or me."
"wow! you're like the third person today to confirm the end is nigh!"
"you meet to pleased, sheesh is name my."
new. obvious.
my ability to be original in all confirmation and definition of the word desperately worries me.
WHAT SAY YOU???????????
Naught! We are one in the same...
Welcome.



Welcome.
Insert welcome greeting here.
Make yourself comfortable.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
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