Insert clever and witty topic heading here
When it comes to writing things about myself I don't really do well. I never know what to say, so I'm just going to do this fun facts style!
-My name is Calyn (pronounced K-Lyn). (Age): 21 (Sex): yes please
-I am a recent Chuck fan, (book wise, Fight Club has been my favorite movie since forever)
-I asked a random person in my local Books a Million to recommend a good horror book and they had me read Haunted...I was sold.
-I love animals
-I am a college student, majoring in Forensic Studies
-My last class of spring semester was 5/6/09 and I officially received straight A's on all my Thesis papers! (thumbs up for me!)
-Not a day goes by that I don’t write something, but I don’t have the guts to show it to anyone. Yet my greatest fear is never amounting to anything.
-I have a very odd attraction to House (on the fox tv show)…don’t ask. I think I’m attracted to assholes?
-My favorite beer is Natty Boh! Don’t hate!
-The old people working at Wal-Mart depress the hell out of me.
-I think I'm a pretty cool chick but I'll let you be the judge.
-I’m pretty open about everything…you ask, I answer.
-I tend to be a bit sarcastic at times, sorry if someone takes the things I say the wrong way, I generally a happy person!
It is scientifically proven that woman are more self conscious with there work than men...I am proof of that fact. My goal for 2009...grow some balls and actually post something in the workshop.
With that said I would like to say Hello to all the people I will soon call friends and ‘Swine-flu-it and die’ to everyone else.
Love, Peace and Chicken Grease,
-Calyn
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
Welcome, again. Seems like you'll fit right in. We're all sarcastic assholes (except Imke)!
w00t! Welcome to the Cult. Be not afraid. Post and have fun.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
It is scientifically proven that woman are more self conscious with there work than men...
No it isn't.
And you're like the fiftieth person to have this thread title. It makes me want to fucking gag.
Anyway, welcome to the cult.
Don't listen to them. It's a trap. It's all part of their... their plan. Look, okay, listen - we don't have much time. Meet me in the alley behind Pointless Announcements at 19:00, we'll talk.
And if ANYONE OFFERS YOU LOBSTER - JUST SAY NO.
so you're studying forensics.
like cutting-dead-people-into-pieces forensics or studying-ancient-people forensics?
if it's the first thing, i absolutly envy you.
i want to do it so badly, but i'm just a fail at science.
oh well.
I just finished haunted too, I've only read that and fight club. Any recommendations on where I go from here guys? I'm definitely hungry for more Palahniuk.
Words. Our most powerful weapon, our strongest drug.
--HANDLE WITH CARE!--
The power of a simple sentence can send you to a euphoric high or reduce you to nothing more than a hysterical mess.
did I hear lobsters?
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Well, we can all agree that Pygmy shouldn't be your next choice.
I'd go with Survivor, but you've already read the most extreme (Haunted), so it really doesn't matter.
Survivor though, go for it.
It is scientifically proven that woman are more self conscious with there work than men...I am proof of that fact. My goal for 2009...grow some balls and actually post something in the workshop.
Do you want to grow the balls so you'll no longer be a woman, therefore no longer be as self conscious of your work and then, ultimately, be able to post something in the workshop?
Just seems like a long way to go for a short trip.
Thanks buddy, I'll give that a go! Haunted was a bit extreme, I just spotted it in a bargain basket and after reading fight club a few years ago I thought I'd give it a go. Made the mistake of reading it in a coffee shop, a member of staff actually asked me if I was OK, I must have been pulling some odd faces or something. I think I'll be passing it on to one of my fellow bookworms!
Words. Our most powerful weapon, our strongest drug.
--HANDLE WITH CARE!--
The power of a simple sentence can send you to a euphoric high or reduce you to nothing more than a hysterical mess.
I've never even read Haunted.....I've read Guts, but thats it. I should pick it up but I'm just too broke right now.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Guts is good, but I think you'll appreciate it more in the context of the book. I really liked Obsolete. I dropped very lucky finding haunted in a bargain bin!
Words. Our most powerful weapon, our strongest drug.
--HANDLE WITH CARE!--
The power of a simple sentence can send you to a euphoric high or reduce you to nothing more than a hysterical mess.
Survivor or Choke.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
It is scientifically proven that woman are more self conscious with there work than men...
No it isn't.
And you're like the fiftieth person to have this thread title. It makes me want to fucking gag.
Anyway, welcome to the cult.
Thanks for your warm welcome! I'm sure we'll become best friends!
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
And if ANYONE OFFERS YOU LOBSTER - JUST SAY NO.
This...frightens me! Should I be worried? A girl can't be too safe ya know!
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
like cutting-dead-people-into-pieces forensics or studying-ancient-people forensics?
if it's the first thing, i absolutly envy you.
i want to do it so badly, but i'm just a fail at science.
oh well.
the Cutting-dead-people-into-pieces kind of forensics...I absolutely love it!
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
It is scientifically proven that woman are more self conscious with there work than men...I am proof of that fact. My goal for 2009...grow some balls and actually post something in the workshop.
Do you want to grow the balls so you'll no longer be a woman, therefore no longer be as self conscious of your work and then, ultimately, be able to post something in the workshop?
Just seems like a long way to go for a short trip.
You make me giggle!
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
Thanks for all the warm welcomes! I feel like I should say something nice...may all your dreams be of kittens and rainbows, with pots of gold at the end!
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
Are those kittens wearing spiked collars?
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I'm sorry. You can't have this. Every time I ask my daughter what she's thinking about, she replies, "Kittens sliding down rainbows" - so it's hers. I will forever associate this image with her.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Duh! 
I'm sorry. You can't have this. Every time I ask my daughter what she's thinking about, she replies, "Kittens sliding down rainbows" - so it's hers. I will forever associate this image with her.
Haha! She can have it, it was the first thing that came into my head after the Chuck reading in Baltimore last night. Which is weird becasue he didn't say a word about kittens or rainbows... 
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Randolph Mantooth is a paramedic.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Randolph Scott is a cowboy.
I'm sorry. You can't have this. Every time I ask my daughter what she's thinking about, she replies, "Kittens sliding down rainbows" - so it's hers. I will forever associate this image with her.
does she really say that??? that's like the most absolutely adorable thing i have ever heard.
welcome, pronounced k-lyn. i'm new, too, and the meanness is random and unpredictable, spattered with surprising affection and honesty.
in other words, i have no fucking clue what the hell is going on here.
way to combo-break the name/occupation/photo tree, jackass!
like cutting-dead-people-into-pieces forensics or studying-ancient-people forensics?
if it's the first thing, i absolutly envy you.
i want to do it so badly, but i'm just a fail at science.
oh well.
the Cutting-dead-people-into-pieces kind of forensics...I absolutely love it!
*Insert iconic song from the Who here*
Should have been:
Insert Clever and Witty Topic Heading...
...Here.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
for the love of god, don't.
Lobsters? You're in the right place. Dod-a-chum. Did a...
...Chuck?
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Oh my, you guys are awesome!
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
We know. Just ask us and we'll tell you the same.
Oh my, you guys are awesome!
We know. Just ask us...
...and we'll tell you the same.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Would you like some lobster?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Why am I afraid to answer this question?
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
Just answer the question, ma'am.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Well answer me this...Do you like Fishsticks?
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
fish wings!
Why am I afraid to answer this question?
Don't be afraid, beautiful.
Just answer the question.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
What the hell...sure!
I am afraid...very afraid.
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
And you're like the fiftieth person to have this thread title. It makes me want to fucking gag.
I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment. It's even more of an obvious title than just using "hello."
We should start a thread in the new members section with a list of possible introduction titles for people to use. It will also tell us right off if they are paying attention or just signed up all willy-nilly.
I am opposed to list threads but I think this one could actually benefit the site.
I don't even get the lobster thing, I just wanted to make a David Caruso joke.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
But I know that I didn't get any lobster.
Sheesh why do I post here?
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
And you're like the fiftieth person to have this thread title. It makes me want to fucking gag.
I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment. It's even more of an obvious title than just using "hello."
We should start a thread in the new members section with a list of possible introduction titles for people to use. It will also tell us right off if they are paying attention or just signed up all willy-nilly.
I am opposed to list threads but I think this one could actually benefit the site.
Is it really that big of a deal?
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
not really. I just wanted to write out an overly elaborate long post with that header font.
What's this whole lobster business?
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
i am a gayfish. done. k, thx, bye-
i think cujo ate a lobster once. be very weary of that member !!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
there are always gonna be inside jokes. you'll figure some of them out, and be a part of many yourself that confuses the fuck out of others. but outright explaining them, clearly, deflates them, though. which reminds me,
what the fuck happened to big shrimp, yaw ? did he go out to see or somethen ?
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
what the fuck happened to big shrimp, yaw ? did he go out to see or somethen ?
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday."
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow.
Haha... Yeah, around here, definitely don't worry about it.
Welcome, K-lyn. Haunted was the first Chuck book for me as well.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart