I'm ready to pledge my life to Chuck.....
Hey guys, just barely registered. I was a member before it became a paysite, and just now scrounged up enough money to rejoin. Glad to be here among you all!
Parker
[QUOTE=JustinHolt]But pledge your life? At least ask for some punch and pie first...[/QUOTE]
i agree. or some Dim Sum. somthin.
Welcome aboard Ren! As far as I know, Chuck Pahlahniuk isn't leading any crusades to distant lands at this time. We have you penciled in for a planned Seige of the Isle of Wellmount in Scotland sometime in the summer of 2009. Sound good?
welcome, ren. the sofa ate my hand once looking for change. make sure to feed the sofa at least once a month, some wooden nickels perhaps.
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welcome.
I'm suddenly reminded of Stimpy.
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Hi. 
That's all I have.
It's still too early for me.
There is hope, but not for us.
Somehow this thread title reminded me of the Church of Elvis.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
HELLO! pleased to meet you.
Thanks for the welcome everyone. This is a great community.
Your life? The writers in [I]Haunted[/I] only promised 3 months, and look what happened to them....
Unpack your single suitcase and get comfortable. Once you are here, you are here to stay. Welcome.
I have dibs on the freeze dried spinach artichoke dip.
[COLOR=SandyBrown][SIZE=2]Perhaps, being lost, one should get [COLOR=RoyalBlue]loster[/COLOR]. - Saul Bellow[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[Color=SandyBrown][Size=2]Perhaps, being lost, one should get [COLOR=Red]lobster[/COLOR]. - Dean Young[/size][/color]
[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]Your life? The writers in [I]Haunted[/I] only promised 3 months, and look what happened to them....
Unpack your single suitcase and get comfortable. Once you are here, you are here to stay. Welcome.
I have dibs on the freeze dried spinach artichoke dip.[/QUOTE]
the what? ew....
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But is Chuck ready to pledge his life to you?
He already has two dogs to take care of.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Ren Parker]Thanks for the welcome everyone. This is a great community.[/QUOTE]
Welcome Ren.
Now for the initiation ceremony:
You must down a gallon of Luddy's freeze dried spinach and arterychoker abomination while we all prance around chanting "one of us, one of us"
i hate spinach and artichoke dip. so nasty. you call that food?
[QUOTE=Riddlegimp]Welcome Ren.
Now for the initiation ceremony:
You must down a gallon of Luddy's freeze dried spinach and arterychoker abomination while we all prance around chanting "one of us, one of us"[/QUOTE]
Then "His name was Ren Parker, his name was Ren Parker..."
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[QUOTE=ireLocus]Then "His name was Ren Parker, his name was Ren Parker..."[/QUOTE]
Then tacos for all!
[QUOTE=ireLocus]Then "His name was Ren Parker, his name was Ren Parker..."[/QUOTE]
um, can you guys take it easy? 
[QUOTE=snuffy]um, can you guys take it easy? :)[/QUOTE]
Hey, if it's easy, take it twice... Hell... I'd take it all night. 
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[QUOTE=snuffy]um, can you guys take it easy? :)[/QUOTE]
Never! You have awoken bloodlust....
P.S. - Seriously, welcome Ren. Hope you enjoy your time here mate!
I'm serious guys. Keep your paws off my mylar pillows of spinach artichoke goodness!
We use the French Onion Soup Mix in Sour Cream for intiations anyway. Or the bean dip.
[I]Haunted[/I] is seriously warping what was left of my sanity.
[COLOR=SandyBrown][SIZE=2]Perhaps, being lost, one should get [COLOR=RoyalBlue]loster[/COLOR]. - Saul Bellow[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[Color=SandyBrown][Size=2]Perhaps, being lost, one should get [COLOR=Red]lobster[/COLOR]. - Dean Young[/size][/color]
[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]I'm serious guys. Keep your paws off my mylar pillows of spinach artichoke goodness!
We use the French Onion Soup Mix in Sour Cream for intiations anyway. Or the bean dip.
[I]Haunted[/I] is seriously warping what was left of my sanity.[/QUOTE]
And I thought the Universe was just conspiring against me. I see it's multi-tasking...
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]And I thought the Universe was just conspiring against me. I see it's multi-tasking...[/QUOTE]
not the universe, hoeverer there is a demigod that is picking on people lately
his name is wuble. he has scaley skin and hooved feet and he's shiney.
[QUOTE=snuffy]not the universe, hoeverer there is a demigod that is picking on people lately
his name is wuble. he has scaley skin and hooved feet and he's shiney.[/QUOTE]
I used to like the song: Wubble U. Does that count?
what is the wubble from, I forgot? PKD? Kid's book?
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
Oysters man, fucking OYSTERS!
Si si. Bueno.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I used to like the song: Wubble U. Does that count?
what is the wubble from, I forgot? PKD? Kid's book?[/QUOTE]
"wub" is from PKD's story "Beyond Lies the Wub"


[QUOTE=Ren Parker]Hey guys, just barely registered. I was a member before it became a paysite, and just now scrounged up enough money to rejoin. Glad to be here among you all!
Parker[/QUOTE]
Parker. Glad to have you back.
But pledge your life? At least ask for some punch and pie first...