I'm ready to pledge my life to Chuck.....

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Ren Parker
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Hey guys, just barely registered. I was a member before it became a paysite, and just now scrounged up enough money to rejoin. Glad to be here among you all!

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[QUOTE=Ren Parker]Hey guys, just barely registered. I was a member before it became a paysite, and just now scrounged up enough money to rejoin. Glad to be here among you all!

Parker[/QUOTE]

Parker. Glad to have you back.

But pledge your life? At least ask for some punch and pie first...

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[QUOTE=JustinHolt]But pledge your life? At least ask for some punch and pie first...[/QUOTE]

i agree. or some Dim Sum. somthin.

Welcome aboard Ren! As far as I know, Chuck Pahlahniuk isn't leading any crusades to distant lands at this time. We have you penciled in for a planned Seige of the Isle of Wellmount in Scotland sometime in the summer of 2009. Sound good?

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welcome, ren. the sofa ate my hand once looking for change. make sure to feed the sofa at least once a month, some wooden nickels perhaps.

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welcome.

I'm suddenly reminded of Stimpy.

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Hi. Smile

That's all I have.

It's still too early for me.

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Somehow this thread title reminded me of the Church of Elvis.

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HELLO! pleased to meet you.

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Thanks for the welcome everyone. This is a great community.

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Your life? The writers in [I]Haunted[/I] only promised 3 months, and look what happened to them....

Unpack your single suitcase and get comfortable. Once you are here, you are here to stay. Welcome.

I have dibs on the freeze dried spinach artichoke dip.

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[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]Your life? The writers in [I]Haunted[/I] only promised 3 months, and look what happened to them....

Unpack your single suitcase and get comfortable. Once you are here, you are here to stay. Welcome.

I have dibs on the freeze dried spinach artichoke dip.[/QUOTE]
the what? ew....

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But is Chuck ready to pledge his life to you?

He already has two dogs to take care of.

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[QUOTE=Ren Parker]Thanks for the welcome everyone. This is a great community.[/QUOTE]

Welcome Ren.

Now for the initiation ceremony:

You must down a gallon of Luddy's freeze dried spinach and arterychoker abomination while we all prance around chanting "one of us, one of us"

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i hate spinach and artichoke dip. so nasty. you call that food?

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[QUOTE=Riddlegimp]Welcome Ren.

Now for the initiation ceremony:

You must down a gallon of Luddy's freeze dried spinach and arterychoker abomination while we all prance around chanting "one of us, one of us"[/QUOTE]
Then "His name was Ren Parker, his name was Ren Parker..."

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[QUOTE=ireLocus]Then "His name was Ren Parker, his name was Ren Parker..."[/QUOTE]

Then tacos for all!

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[QUOTE=ireLocus]Then "His name was Ren Parker, his name was Ren Parker..."[/QUOTE]

um, can you guys take it easy? Smile

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[QUOTE=snuffy]um, can you guys take it easy? :)[/QUOTE]
Hey, if it's easy, take it twice... Hell... I'd take it all night. Wink

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[QUOTE=snuffy]um, can you guys take it easy? :)[/QUOTE]

Never! You have awoken bloodlust....

P.S. - Seriously, welcome Ren. Hope you enjoy your time here mate!

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I'm serious guys. Keep your paws off my mylar pillows of spinach artichoke goodness!

We use the French Onion Soup Mix in Sour Cream for intiations anyway. Or the bean dip.

[I]Haunted[/I] is seriously warping what was left of my sanity.

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[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]I'm serious guys. Keep your paws off my mylar pillows of spinach artichoke goodness!

We use the French Onion Soup Mix in Sour Cream for intiations anyway. Or the bean dip.

[I]Haunted[/I] is seriously warping what was left of my sanity.[/QUOTE]
And I thought the Universe was just conspiring against me. I see it's multi-tasking...

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[QUOTE=Parkaboy]And I thought the Universe was just conspiring against me. I see it's multi-tasking...[/QUOTE]

not the universe, hoeverer there is a demigod that is picking on people lately

his name is wuble. he has scaley skin and hooved feet and he's shiney.

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[QUOTE=snuffy]not the universe, hoeverer there is a demigod that is picking on people lately

his name is wuble. he has scaley skin and hooved feet and he's shiney.[/QUOTE]
I used to like the song: Wubble U. Does that count?

what is the wubble from, I forgot? PKD? Kid's book?

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Oysters man, fucking OYSTERS!

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Si si. Bueno.

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[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I used to like the song: Wubble U. Does that count?

what is the wubble from, I forgot? PKD? Kid's book?[/QUOTE]

"wub" is from PKD's story "Beyond Lies the Wub"