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angelcolbert
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Hi everyone I'm new around here. I used to write a lot, now I'm trying to write more. Wish me luck.

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good luck

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Noahrm23
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Wait, isn't wishing someone good luck, bad luck. Or is that just for plays and such?

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should i say break a leg then?

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Smartazboy
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Break a wrist!

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You sure didn't pick your first post to write more.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
You sure didn't pick your first post to write more.

hahaha

I was thinking the same thing!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Also, are you related to steve colbert? He's pretty good.

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does he write? or break legs?

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nathaniel parker
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he wrote that one I am America book a couple years ago.

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I'm sure hes broken some legs too, he seems like that kind of guy.

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Are you related to Jon Stewart?

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Me? Yes, he is in fact my Grand father.

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Not you, the new newb.

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Ok well then yes, He is Angel's father.

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Do you think that breaking legs, like blowing people, can help get you a publishing deal?

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
nathaniel parker
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do you think steven colbert, in a horrible accident, while blowing jon stewart to get his own tv show, collapsed into him and broke his legs?

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Seems like the most likely scenario.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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It's okay. Stewart has extras.

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I don't believe anything about Jon Stewart unless Hopi's telling it.

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monkeywright wrote:
I don't believe anything about Jon Stewart unless Hopi's telling it.

fuck you random person for whatever reason stated above. Hey angel!!
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Am I the random person or the one who stated the reason?

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you're the random person she ranted off to the other day in her other body

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Well no one has done it yet so.

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monkeywright wrote:
I don't believe anything about Jon Stewart unless Hopi's telling it.

I was thinking this and you said it! Mental twins?

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Mental Twins? No. It's just Chamuel telling us the facts so that Xixopotec doesn't have to wake Hopi to post about it. If that happens, Jon reads it and then Dave, my uncle, (if he still has his leg) will get angry.

nathaniel parker
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And like that, >poof.< She's gone.

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monkeywright wrote:
Mental Twins? No. It's just Chamuel telling us the facts so that Xixopotec doesn't have to wake Hopi to post about it. If that happens, Jon reads it and then Dave, my uncle, (if he still has his leg) will get angry.

*golfclap*

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