I'm new here.
I'm new here, so hi guys. I've "creeped" around the forums before and you guys are some of the coolest people ever.
About myself? My favourite band is The Smiths, TV show is Lost, book just might be Invisible Monsters, and I love so many different movies that I could never ever choose a favourite.
I'm really awkward and I'm from Canada.
So... hi! 
I want to go down in celluloid history.
I love Canada and Lost!!
Welcome:)
They got a workshop here if you're wanting feedback.
Most times when someone posts something outside the workshop we just shit all over them, spambot or no.
it's 39.95 for THE YEAAAAAARRRRR! that's like 4 bucks a month. Probably less! I'm a writer, not a mathemagician!
please don't.
godspeed77 - stop it.
Oliver, we already have a Skinner here. Hopefully you'll live up to the family name. Welcome.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Thanks everyone!
Live up to the family name? Pffft, I made the family name.
Well actually no but...
I want to go down in celluloid history.
That would make you jane's FATHER!!!!
Or GRANDFATHER!!!
I love Lost! I'm from Canada! Have we met?
Either way, welcome to the Cult!
-Chris Lewis Carter-
boo on godspeed for trying to hijack another noob's thread...
Welcome, Oliver! One of my favorite bands is from Canada.
Hope you find a place here at the Cult. ;]
For a struggling writer, you sure do hate punctuation.
I thought spammers got deleted.
You give surrealism a bad name.
If you had just made an introduction thread, people would've noticed. The problem is you spammed, then you threw a tantrum. And not just a tantrum in one thread, but in several. Further, i reckon most of the people here aren't writers.
Also, telling us to fuck off, then apologising, then telling us you're not an asshole doesn't make us like you or believe you.
Also, it's not that cummings didn't care about capitals or punctuation. It's the fact that he did care about them that's important.
perhaps i went a bit ocd in my posting but i wanted to get attention and as you know, you have to hit people over the head with a sledgehammer to get their attention, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore as kevin spacey says in 7 but you can all rag on me as much as u want, your hate just feeds me
You must be fucking STARVING, dude.
He mustn't be banned, though. I haven't finished using all my snarky photo/gif comments from photobucket on him yet.
Oh noez. You showed us. You showed us all.
and you know.....
this whole thing wasn't very surreal...
so epic fail there, too.
Sad times for you.
be sure to come back when your anthology comes out so we can mock it as well.
My world is fucking crumbling around me right now guys.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
This thread am making no sense.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I think we should all take a sledgehammer to godspeed so we can grab his attention or did someone already beat me to it?
DAMN!
welcome oliver_skinner
watch out for sledgehammers
....i thought those we're only used by myspacers and facebook faces
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Live up to the family name? Pffft, I made the family name.
Well actually no but...
Oliver, I smell a razor wire cage match to the death here.
Yes, I think so.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
More please.
Hahahahahahaha, good one.
On an unrelated note, this video had me laughing for a very long time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc
If it's real then it's pretty sad though.
I want to go down in celluloid history.
we were just talking about olives today too! howaboutthat!