If God takes life, he is an indian giver.
21/F/Louisiana
I appreciate controversy, bad humor, and satires. I spend half of my day working in a studio, and the rest of my day at home smoking pot, reading books, mixing music, and sometimes painting,.. but mostly just smoking pot and wondering who I'll be in 5, 10, 20 years. Other than that, I like introducing the out of town folk to the local "bottom of the barrel" strip club, where a 77 year old asian lady climbs the pole like a spider monkey and the only other "entertainer" is a 5'2" 200lbs+ toothless alcoholic prostitute named Leena.
True story.
-Maela-
Welcome. I am very interested where these said performers are from.
i am very interested where these said performers are.
If you ever pass through Alexandria, I will arrange you a lap dance from Leena, unless you have an thing for the fiesty asian woman who does not take no for an answer (primarily bc she doesn't speak english).
-Maela-
I'll take the feisty Asian, tyvm.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
And your name is Maela, or? Welcome anyway. 
You sound like an interesting person.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
I appreciate controversy, bad humor, and satires. I spend half of my day working in a studio, and the rest of my day at home smoking pot, reading books, mixing music, and sometimes painting,.. but mostly just smoking pot and wondering who I'll be in 5, 10, 20 years. Other than that, I like introducing the out of town folk to the local "bottom of the barrel" strip club, where a 77 year old asian lady climbs the pole like a spider monkey and the only other "entertainer" is a 5'2" 200lbs+ toothless alcoholic prostitute named Leena.
True story.
You said shes a toothless, 200lbs, alcoholic prostitute. So what about her bad points?
She wears her heart on her shoulder and stands up for what she beleives in far to often.
....I thought this was supposed to be about me, but once again those ladies have proved to be the highlight...oh! I hear the ice cream truck. I just got out of the shower, I should open my door and flash the driver.
-Maela-
....I thought this was supposed to be about me, but once again those ladies have proved to be the highlight...oh! I hear the ice cream truck. I just got out of the shower, I should open my door and flash the driver.
I like you already.
What kind of music do you mix?
Oh Yes, watch out for that Cunt Derek.
Thank you.
I am ready for the cunt, whoever that may be. 
Industrial trip-hop lounge type music. I like it, but it's not the only thing I listen to. I love bands like Led Zeppelin and Mars Volta.
-Maela-
I am ready for the cunt, whoever that may be.
Industrial trip-hop lounge type music. I like it, but it's not the only thing I listen to. I love bands like Led Zeppelin and Mars Volta.
You better be ready, he works in a candystore in Ireland and gives the kids with nut allergies free Snickers bars.
What a cunt! 
Sounds like a hoot. 
-Maela-
I am ready for the cunt, whoever that may be.
Industrial trip-hop lounge type music. I like it, but it's not the only thing I listen to. I love bands like Led Zeppelin and Mars Volta.
Let's be friends?
I'm Matt.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
HEY!!! Pot's illegal...
jk I too like giving and receiving bad humor.
I LOVE FUCKING TREES
and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.
I, too, like giving and receiving.
That cunt Derek is aka Barcaboy if you haven't caught on yet.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
does she stick a peeled banana up her cooter and then proceed to squirt it into some poor schlubb's mouth?
I am not fond of the term 'indian giver'.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
I am not fond of the post above yours.
That wasn't a spider monkey?! Oh, Thank god...
Love,
Joe Tonigh
i am wondering how to pronounce your name
Like paella, but with an M.
I don't believe any of this. It's all bullshit. Pictures must be provided to change my view.
douche
You guys are pretty funny.
-Maela-
We know.
that sort of thing happens in amsterdam.
-Maela-
Yeah, but then again, what sort of thing doesn't?
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
It says Alexandria, but Alexandria where? Egypt? Georgia? Vague-ity is not well liked here...
EDIT: I continuously amaze myself with how grand of an asshole I am. You said louisiana up above.
douche
My absense is indicative of my terrible.....ness as a friend. Welcome, M.
This crazy, pot smoking DJ is from where I am also from (asshole of america) and we know each other "in the real world" as they say.
No, I did not lead her here.
Although if I did, it would have been with a trail of cookies laced with lsd.... Gotta' prepare the girl somehow.
Its a small world after all, and those girl scout cookies are sooo yummy!!
-Maela-
Oh, wow. If anyone i knew for real came here I'd leave. I'm that stubborn. I will not share you with ANYONE! And you fuckin' know better! You KNOW BETTER!
Yes sir. I know better.
-Maela-
remember that time nightrious was cheating on us with the coin forum?
I still haven't fully forgiven him for that.
It was a one time thing!
And Maela, what's with Maela being all about your forum presence? Maela, Maela, Maela! It's like a radio commercial.
Maela, -ela -ela -ela.
Your fault, Dan.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
I like Modest Mouse too =D
Welcome!
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