i should have done this first.

For the record, I don't keep people waiting half the day. I am extremely punctual. Stupid poem!

I'm a Capricorn and oldest in months, so I can beat you all up.

I'm a gemini, and i hate twilight. that sums it up.

is this the longest 'newbie' thread ever?

Not by a loooong shot.

oh. okay. it just seems like it's way fucking longer than any newbie thread i've ever seen. but i am only a newbie, so enough said.

i thought mine was kinda long. it's funny reading it now. so young, so naive.

Thank you Des.

and p.s: mikeandrewz i usually get the job over everyone else because i'm a level headed, patient, hard worker, who isn't pushy and competitive. and i bet Des has two jobs anyway. so even if i DID take one....

and i like that this thread is so long. it really bugged me this morning when i woke up and saw so much negative bullshit. but i just got home from a 12 hour workday and now this is just amusing.

also, for the record, i have NOTHING against geminis, blacks, libras, pueto ricans, or even cancers (as hard as they are to get along with.)

It may have been the newbie thread that went the longest before feelings got bruised. We were on a roll there for a page or so...

Thank you Des.

and p.s: mikeandrewz i usually get the job over everyone else because i'm a level headed, patient, hard worker, who isn't pushy and competitive. and i bet Des has two jobs anyway. so even if i DID take one....

and i like that this thread is so long. it really bugged me this morning when i woke up and saw so much negative bullshit. but i just got home from a 12 hour workday and now this is just amusing.

also, for the record, i have NOTHING against geminis, blacks, libras, pueto ricans, or even cancers (as hard as they are to get along with.)

p.p.s: i couldn't post back for like the past hour because it said i was SPAM! i'm not spam. i swear. or maybe i am. very elaborate spam.

QFT

I went ahead and deleted your second post. Looks like when you posted the same thing twice, whatever program is being played with now, saw you as spamming and booted you for a bit. It looks like that happened to Nathaniel too.

I know a non-gemini that the above description fits perfectly, and every gemini I know that doesn't fit.

keep the signs coming

my road sign is

Xk3zofrenik wrote:

I'm a gemini, and i hate twilight. that sums it up.

MEANING that another side of you totally digs Twilight. n_n

All this thread taught me was that all geminis are homophobes, but not necessarily are all homophobes geminis.

all this taught me was i have no idea what QTF means. queer to fuck? queen trims flaps? que the freakshow? come on! help me?

oh, and ha dee fucking ha to the being a gemini and having one half of you loving twilight. snap.

QFT = quoted for truth

Did you know Ive only ever met one Balck person, but it was Wesley Snipes! He ran out of cash and I had to buy him beer at a Cubs game.

I never mean to be 'negative', and I'm sorry you took it that way. If you can't apply what I and others have posted as constructive criticism, then I pity you.

i wasn't looking for constructive critisizm on my views on astrology hahah

this is not a forum for pity.

none of that makes sense.

get over it or get back to a more important protest.

but don't tread on her thread.

Hey now, don't get down on the man for trying to raise the level of thought above that of "Oooooooh, space tells me everything!" I mean, have you ever read the Horoscopes from an objective view? It's vague and general, and it TELLS you what to DO, rather than say whats coming in the future.

I don't think people who like Astrology are stupid or anything, I just think that the practice is lucky to have survived through the new age.

this thread is all in fun. no one said we believed in astrology and claimed it as our religion or political view.

then again how did christianity, judaism, islam, buddhism, hinduism, etc. last sooo long? why does scientology even exist for that matter?

huh fano, huh? riddle me that!

Horoscopes are solar fortune cookies.

Hey, I'm pretty impulsive and I expect to be first all the god damn time. You can't convince me to "soften" up! That shit anit on my astrological calender. Yeah right, I won YOU lost! I'm a pioneer of the zodiacs, I was a greek god. Nobody can fuck with me.

i'm with audrey here. it's not like anyone was preaching their gospel of astrology on anyone. it was just fun and games and people fucking around and talking shit. why take it all so serious. if you wanna have heated discussions about shit like this, head off into the political section. or bettter still, make a thread about it in general.

at least the poor girl now knows what it's like in here.

so many faceless people, rising up on their pedestals and shouting their opinions. god it can be horrible in here sometimes.

dude. come on.

I too have had my feelings hurt in some way by this thread and am currently disappointed in everyone who's ever posted on the Cult. I will be going through the forums, starting with the oldest surviving thread, and bumping them all to let you know how each of you has let me down.

remember when you thought your secret santa was gordon blackstone?

haha! oh man, i was scared when minerva(where is she, btw?) said you were pissed.

Come back Gordon!!!

You got me. I just felt like being argumentative. Or defensive. Or something. I don't do that very often. Like ever. So it just comes out of me sometimes.

Anyways... I'm a Taurus. Stroke the horns baby!

Fano,

Get back to work on your damn novel!!

(Hey, if I don't say it, who will?)

So true. You're such a nice guy.

i think i'm going to like it here.

You asked for it, bitch.

i have horns. i'm a taurus. wanna stroke each others horns, while we procrastinate and put off writing, fano?

Hey!! You too, Matt!

Back to work, you little Fosters drinkin' Aussie! These stories don't write themselves.

hahaha. i've actually put off writing to read your book. i'm nearly finished. ordinarily i'd be finished by now, but i have had a stupid week at work. so off it.

and i don't drink fosters. i don't think ANY aussies do. ha. love a meat pie and vegemite though.

Oh, well then read away.

Meat pie = pot pie?

This thread is annoying.

Actually, I love racial jokes. But astrology isn't being taken as a joke when you say, 'my ex was (fill in minority), so he likes (fill in stereotype)'. If you tell a joke about a virgo and a dildo and a whatever else bullshit designation walking into a bar, you can heap on all the stereotypes you want. Once you say, 'and this applies to real life', your being a racist dick, which perhaps I should have been clearer about earlier on, since diplomacy doesn't seem to work with y'all.

That's right, y'all's racist!

And Fuck PC, too.

Racism applies to race, not beliefs.

hahahahahah

we should have a thread just for overtly offensive jokes and comments and no one's allowed to be a little baby about them.

I'd love that. Someone do it.