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Haha! SEE? ASTROLOGY IS BULLSHIT!
IT'S AN ILLUMINATI-FOUNDED CONSPIRACY!

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now everyone loves astrology

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xec8 wrote:
Haha! SEE? ASTROLOGY IS BULLSHIT!
IT'S AN ILLUMINATI-FOUNDED CONSPIRACY!

an unfounded, angry outburst. How like you, mr. sagittarius.

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I'm a Gemini?

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haha! that is SO Sagittairus

and Geminis are a little crazy. like 2 different people at the same time. they can compliment you and insult you in the same breath. nobody has that kind of talent cept a Gemini.

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I've dated way too many geminis. I can't deal with thier double personalities. Apparently I'm a water sign so I need to stick with other water signs.

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i am a taurus. mess with the bull get the horns.

but in turn i am very loyal and pretty even keeled because well i'm an earth sign.

wow did the cult really come to this?

i am ashamed of myself for encouraging this...

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i've read that Capricorns are the only people with enough patience for Geminis.

and yes Pisces people should stick with other water signs. but i don't get along with water signs so i only really know the negative sides of them.

don't be ashamed audrey...i won't tell anyone. this can be a little dirty secret only contained to this thread. haha

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I always read my weekly horoscope [It's in the tv guide!]. I love it when it says something like "Your coworkers are gonna give you a hard time this week". Dude, I don't even have a job!

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for the most part...horoscopes are bullshit.

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i'm gonna go wash myself of this dirty feeling

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Wikipedia told me that my sign isn't compatible with my boyfriend's sign.

OH NO. Sad

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Jenny Jam wrote:
for the most part...horoscopes are bullshit.

hey watch it there. why does it always have to be bullshit and not capricorn shit or virginshit?

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you'll survive. what's his sign?

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and sorry audrey. i'll be a little more sensitive next time.

i wouln't want to get the horns or anything.

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i very rarely use my horns. and did you know that cappys virgos and taureans get along quite well?

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yes i do. earth rules

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oh yeah another fun fact my sign is one of the first signs/contellations ever recognized.

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Jenny Jam wrote:
you'll survive. what's his sign?

He's an aquarius. Smile

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*Comic book guy voice* Worst thread ever.

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*Comic book guy voice* Worst thread ever.

Make a better one!
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all this astronomy stuff is the gayest thing evar!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
all this astronomy stuff is the gayest thing evar!

evar is the gayest word i ever heard!
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Jenny Jam wrote:
and Geminis are a little crazy. like 2 different people at the same time. they can compliment you and insult you in the same breath. nobody has that kind of talent cept a Gemini.

Woo hoo!

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audreythirteen wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
all this astronomy stuff is the gayest thing evar!

evar is the gayest word i ever heard!

what about "manhandle?"
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nathaniel parker wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
all this astronomy stuff is the gayest thing evar!

evar is the gayest word i ever heard!

what about "manhandle?"

hmmm... i never thought of it as gay until now. thanks for clearing that up nate.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
all this astronomy stuff is the gayest thing evar!

You mean ASTROLOGY buddy! GOOODH astronomy and astrology are two waaaaayyyy different things.

Hey i think im a scorpio.....hahahaha! You are using your jedi mind tricks on people!

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Jenny Jam wrote:
...i know alot about Virgo men because my ex boyfriend was one. Virgos usually prefer to be alone. (part of the reason why there's an "ex" in front of that boyfriend.)...

Jenny, I hate to jump on your case in your intro thread, but this is where silliness, superstition and stupidity meet serioseness. If you legit believe these things, then in your head when you learn someone's birth date, you're automatically creating prejudices about them. Someone's birth date should be no more important than the color of their skin. Fortunately, not enough people are deluded by this particular superstition that there is no ism-word for thinking people are a certain way because of when they were born (monthism?).

Granted, we all have illogical prejudices that pop into our minds when we learn more about people. However, I wouldn't contend that these prejudices be encouraged.

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Is it just me, or are new people threads exploding?

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Giggan wrote:
Jenny Jam wrote:
...i know alot about Virgo men because my ex boyfriend was one. Virgos usually prefer to be alone. (part of the reason why there's an "ex" in front of that boyfriend.)...

Jenny, I hate to jump on your case in your intro thread, but this is where silliness, superstition and stupidity meet serioseness. If you legit believe these things, then in your head when you learn someone's birth date, you're automatically creating prejudices about them. Someone's birth date should be no more important than the color of their skin. Fortunately, not enough people are deluded by this particular superstition that there is no ism-word for thinking people are a certain way because of when they were born (monthism?).

Granted, we all have illogical prejudices that pop into our minds when we learn more about people. However, I wouldn't contend that these prejudices be encouraged.


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ejrathke wrote:
Is it just me, or are new people threads exploding?

it's fucking driving me crazy! a lot of them are the same. I guess the individuals are the ones that wind up staying and becoming liked. we were all there!

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well than if you don't want to get on my case in my own thread, how abut you don't do it?

i'm not astrologically racist dude.

have an open mind.

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Jenny Jam wrote:
well than if you don't want to get on my case in my own thread, how abut you don't do it?

i'm not astrologically racist dude.

have an open mind.

Jenny Jam wrote:
haha! that is SO Sagittairus

and Geminis are a little crazy. like 2 different people at the same time. they can compliment you and insult you in the same breath. nobody has that kind of talent cept a Gemini.

But if I said the same thing about black people or hispanic people or whatever as you just said about Geminis you'd think I was a bigot.

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o lord almighty.

if that's what this is going to turn into!

i can NOT even fathom that you are saying this right now. so i'm pretty much racist?

or maybe somebody is just getting a little sensitive and uptight.

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I consider myself to be quite an open-minded person, but superstitious prejudices are something I'm just not open to. I know, I'm a dick like that.

That said, George Bush doesn't care about Aquariuses.

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I'm a Libra. I crave balance and orchestrate peace. Yall can suck it.

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it's too hot in here. i'm out. and for the record, i'm a taurus, which means i'm awesome!

stop taking threads and life so seriously. it's just cyber space.

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Hah, I found great stuff:

Who critices all she sees?
Yes, een would analyze a sneeze?
Who hugs and loves her own disease?
Humpf, Virgo!

Jane, for you:
Who puts you off with promise gay?
And keeps you waiting half the day?
Who compromises all the way?
Sweet Libra!

Audrey:
Who smiles through life, except when crossed?
Who knows, or thinks he knows the most?
Who loves good things: baked, boiled or roast?
Oh, Taurus!

Hey, I like good things too. Pff!

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I'm a gemini. And Jenny is my favorite noob ever. And really giggan, why are you always so seriose? I don't believe in astrology as a science, but I think there is some truth to it, and its fun to think about. Just because it isn't proven and seems silly to you doesn't mean you need to shit all over jenny about it.

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AQUARIUS! (Cancer rising!!)

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OMG CATCH IT BEFORE IT GETS AWAY!

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Has anyone ever come up with a good reason why prejudice is a "bad" thing?
Other than just saying it's bad.

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I actually just figured out, just now, my rising sign, JUST FOR YOU NEW PERSON. In that, I'm probably wrong.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Has anyone ever come up with a good reason why prejudice is a "bad" thing?
Other than just saying it's bad.

it can be a pretty handy safeguard.

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ScribblingDes wrote:
I'm a gemini. And Jenny is my favorite noob ever. And really giggan, why are you always so seriose? I don't believe in astrology as a science, but I think there is some truth to it, and its fun to think about. Just because it isn't proven and seems silly to you doesn't mean you need to shit all over jenny about it.

Well you say that now, but what happens when you get passed over for promotion again and again by Jenny (or someone like her) because you're gemini and apparently you have a 'split personality'?

Yeah! It's all fun and games until you hit that glass ceiling.

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mikandrewz wrote:
ScribblingDes wrote:
I'm a gemini. And Jenny is my favorite noob ever. And really giggan, why are you always so seriose? I don't believe in astrology as a science, but I think there is some truth to it, and its fun to think about. Just because it isn't proven and seems silly to you doesn't mean you need to shit all over jenny about it.

Well you say that now, but what happens when you get passed over for promotion again and again by Jenny (or someone like her) because you're gemini and apparently you have a 'split personality'?

Yeah! It's all fun and games until you hit that glass ceiling.

Luckily I'm self-employed.

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Imke wrote:
Hah, I found great stuff:

Who critices all she sees?
Yes, een would analyze a sneeze?
Who hugs and loves her own disease?
Humpf, Virgo!

Jane, for you:
Who puts you off with promise gay?
And keeps you waiting half the day?
Who compromises all the way?
Sweet Libra!

Audrey:
Who smiles through life, except when crossed?
Who knows, or thinks he knows the most?
Who loves good things: baked, boiled or roast?
Oh, Taurus!

Hey, I like good things too. Pff!

I like this Imke.

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Giggan wrote:

That said, George Bush doesn't care about Aquariuses.

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