i should have done this first.
i think maybe it was rude of me to not post a "hi i'm a noob" thing.
forgive me, i usually have impeccable manners..i'm a Capricorn afterall!
i don't usually do forums and what not. i just wanted to see if i could do a little Pygmy research, and it led me to this site. and i found that i like it here!
the first time i read Chuck was because a waitress at the diner i worked in gave me Survivor and told me that it was one of her favorite books. after that i never looked back. (except after Diary...i tried to unread it.) then she gave me Haunted and it made me queasy...which is a good thing. balh blah.
i don't write, but i like to think i have good grammar and i'm not a moron sooo...
a book i enjoy that's not by Chuck is: The Phantom Tollbooth
a TV show i enjoy is: King of the Hill
a movie i like to watch is: Funny Games (because they kill a kid! that's ballsy. kids die in real life all the time but never in movieland for some reason)
a band i want to rub my body on is: Radiohead
i also like astrology and long walks on the beach.
please to meet you.
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
It's okay, most people don't make an introductory thread anyway.
We're gonna get along just fine.
Why doesn't anybody like short walks on the beach?
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Hey, do you hate kids? I hate kids.
Welcome 
i didn't like lobster even before i knew wayyyyy too much about it's insides.
i'll take a short walk on the beach...i'm not picky.
i also tried to unread Snuff. but then i remembered that it was hysterical.
i love kids. i don't like when they die in real life. haha.
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
...but you like when they die in movies...?
of corse. movies puss out when they decide to let everyone die except the kid. the kid is usually the first to die in real life. especially scary movies. scary movies are supposed to make you sick...and Funny Games made me a little queasy.
kids and virgins. they always live happily ever after.
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
i really hated funny games. You just can't do what they did in movies. it broke the fourth wall, and made no sense. It just wasn't fair. At all.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
i like that it made no sense. that you had no idea why this normal nice looking guy was a psychotic murderer.
you didn't like how they killed the kid?
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
You're sick.
Hello new person! I've noticed you like to mention signs.
Not being a moron is good.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
thanks.
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
Welcome! There's a thread to discuss whether you dig or you dis Funny Games, check it out.
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are you guys talking about the original funny games, or the american remake?
Welcome by the way.
the american remake. I didn't care that they killed the kid. Great, it wasn't a big deal.
spoiler:
I just hated that when she shot him, they rewound the movie to stop her. Made no sense. I was watching it for the first time, and just went, what? that's stupid!! Overall, it's a good movie, a good killer movie. but, its still pisses me off.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I approve. But then I approved before the welcome thread. It might be because you remind me of my friend Michelle. You also look just like her. Its a little weird really.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
It seems to be an American thing, I really don't know anyone who likes that show.
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Not being a moron is good.
Haha, Imke at her meanest.
But yeah, astrology is stupidstition.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
It seems to be an American thing, I really don't know anyone who likes that show.
I'm American and I hate it. It's not funny. I've never laughed at it. Or with it. Or even against it.
I don't like you, either. Go play with that fool who hates Scrubs.
I never made a n00b thread and everybody hates me. So good call.
I also hate King of the Hill. It's like the most boring animated show ever.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Jenny, do you like Twilight?
So...We are still going to die. Right?
What's with the twilight questions. if everyone hates it so much, why is do i find myself constantly surrounded by it?
Matthew, friend, I think you've struck at the heart of the matter.
I'm a Capricorn and a fire tiger!
Aahahahaha! I love it that you ask everybody that! idk why! That question and your avatar! just make me laugh! Do you like twilight?
Oh and hi! Im new too! But i never introduced myself (is it too late to do so?) You will like it here! I hate astrology because its always wrong and it pisses me off!
But i love astronomy! 
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
in all honesty. if you took away some of the lame shit, like the sparkles and the way it is written like she is an obsessed little fucking child with a crush on an older boy, twilight probably wouldn't be that bad. oh and maybe if she compressed all four books into one 300 page readable version, with not so much spoon feeding of course.
maybe i'll regret saying that. but it's what i'm feeling right now.
astrology has it's good points. like twilight, whether you like it or not, you are surrounded by it. yes? you still read your horoscopes don't you, even if you do hate it? ahhh. point made.
astrology has it's good points. like twilight, whether you like it or not, you are surrounded by it. yes? you still read your horoscopes don't you, even if you do hate it? ahhh. point made.
I honestly never read my horoscopes hahaha unless i read a magazine, which i do once a year when i go to the dr! I dont have anything agains it...i just study astronomy
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
Everything explains itself over time.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Why do you like twilight? The only encounter i've ever had with it was the movie.
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
time will tell. she always does. the silly old mysterious bitch.
Not being a moron is good.
Haha, Imke at her meanest.
But yeah, astrology is stupidstition.
I guess I did something wrong, 'cause I didn't intend to be mean at all. Damn my foreign-ness.
She said something about her not being a moron, so I said not being a moron is good. 
My post does look sorta odd, but I didn't know how to connect those two things I said. Ah well.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
Not being a moron is good.
Haha, Imke at her meanest.
But yeah, astrology is stupidstition.
I guess I did something wrong, 'cause I didn't intend to be mean at all. Damn my foreign-ness.
She said something about her not being a moron, so I said not being a moron is good. 
My post does look sorta odd, but I didn't know how to connect those two things I said. Ah well.
Ha! Imke, you are one cold-hearted motherfucker.
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There sure is a lot of fucktardery in here.
Björling... Suliotis?
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
no i don't like Twilight. but i do LOVE Harry Potter. judge me all you want!
and i used to be so mad whenever King of the Hill was on. but i swear i only started to appreciate it as i got older.
and i did think that imke was being a jerk so i didn't respond. but she says she's foreign so i can forgive that. haha
and this did et horribly off topic but i guess that's ok?
and also astrology is not always wrong. you just have to understand it. i'm gonna make believers out of all of you!
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
I'm disappointed that you didn't recognise "Björling... Suliotis?" from 'Funny Games' ;D
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
no i didn't. i haven't seen it in a while. but i still think it's a really great scary movie.
also, i love that everyone here is probably a spelling maniac. one of my best friends loves to abuse me for even the smallest gramatical error. so i'm very fond of that. and i don't mind being joked on. i take it lightly. (something that is really uncommon for a Capricorn)
just wait till i find out all your signs!! mwahahah
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
Sorry, my post was just poorly put together.
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I'm a virgo. What does that say about me?
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
Sorry, my post was just poorly put together.
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I'm a virgo. What does that say about me?
me too!

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Man, the whole astrology thing is a hoax developed by the Illuminati in 1779. Trust me! It's true!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
well Happy Birthday or almost birthdy to both of you!
i know alot about Virgo men because my ex boyfriend was one. Virgos usually prefer to be alone. (part of the reason why there's an "ex" in front of that boyfriend.)
thye just have this lonely thing going on. usually. everone is a little different and it depends on your exact day of birth. i'm not so sure about the women though. they like perfection. very stubborn.
i'f you're really interested i'll research a little for you.
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
phil, your denial tells me you're a Sagittarius.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
who me?
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.
I am indeed, Levi.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
i know alot about Virgo men because my ex boyfriend was one. Virgos usually prefer to be alone. (part of the reason why there's an "ex" in front of that boyfriend.)
thye just have this lonely thing going on. usually. everone is a little different and it depends on your exact day of birth. i'm not so sure about the women though. they like perfection. very stubborn.
i'f you're really interested i'll research a little for you.
Thanks!
I'm definitely stubborn, but I think that's something I got from my mom.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
All I know about Virgo men is what I got from watching teh movie, The Waterboy in that they don't like confrontations. I am a Pisces, but I don't like confrontations either, but I deal with them too much.

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Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
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facebook told me. 

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?



Welcome and would you like some lobster?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon