I saw brad pitt's penis
really, i did. i was searching for a profile pic of brad pitt, just cause, you know? i got to like the 16th page of pictures and there it was, his penis. it was him, for sure. take a look for yourself, just go to google and type in brad pitt for images. crazy
how did that make you FEEL?
hmmmmm....
I got it on the first page
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crazy, i could tell it was him right away cause of his abs, like that scene in fight club where he gets up after beating up that one dude and you can see his abs that look all cool and stuff, i totally rewind that part every time i see it, im not the only, right?
damn yo, you like all up on his dick...literally!
(just teasing 
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oh well, dude
YA HVE U GYUZ SIN TEH OHTR PIX OF TEH GYE N TREAOOP AAWEEF ATEH WROLDA TAADER CAAEECTNTER???!!!111!!!@!!! TDHAT WAUZ SSAI KAEWL!!!!11!!!!!
dumbasses.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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are your smacking your head on the keyboard?
[QUOTE=insomnomaniac]YA HVE U GYUZ SIN TEH OHTR PIX OF TEH GYE N TREAOOP AAWEEF ATEH WROLDA TAADER CAAEECTNTER???!!!111!!!@!!! TDHAT WAUZ SSAI KAEWL!!!!11!!!!!
dumbasses.[/QUOTE]
I got something about, "have you guys seen the pics of the gay 'n' treat with the world trade centre!!!! That was sooo cool."
Or words to that effect. Is gay 'n' treat like Fillet 'o' fish? Or is it like a national helpline for gay dogs?
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'have you gus seen the pics of the guy on top of the world trade center it was so cool', she may have been drunk.
el oh el
"i look so nicely dressed in my suit for Death
even she commented on my handsome appearance"
i thought i really liked fight club......guess he does more cuz theres no way im rewinding FC to check out abs
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[QUOTE=morey]'have you gus seen the pics of the guy on top of the world trade center it was so cool', she may have been drunk.[/QUOTE]
Is that the one where they superimposed a plane flying into the building?
What's that got to do with Brad's love pump?
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test
It can't rain all the time. . .
Yep, it's working.
So, what's the deal with the name? You're not one of those cyclopes are you?
And before I forget...
No lost it.
Oh, that's right....
Nope, lost it again.
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Oh yeah.
Welcome to the Cult.
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[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]I got it on the first page
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I think I saw at least two pictures of him in a dress. Now I have to tell my friend he's a transvestite; she'll cry her eyes out.
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The bitches stick looks like a Morel mushroom...STAINK
"And then when they least expect it -- A Big fat Cock!"
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that is fucking gross.
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*Dances on the spot whimpering 'ohmigodohmigod'* "
[QUOTE=Pooka]Is that the one where they superimposed a plane flying into the building?
What's that got to do with Brad's love pump?[/QUOTE]
as much as i hope this was a joke
i still dont like it.
i swear i have a sense of humor.
was that another dude i saw giving head?
brad pitt is still one sexy mother father and i would have his babies
and then eat them
The pictures been posted on here somewhere. I think it might be in the new Fight Club release book news thingy. I'm not looking because I'm too lazy. And yeah, it was pretty poor regards to humour.
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[QUOTE=twstedlgc]I think I saw at least two pictures of him in a dress. Now I have to tell my friend he's a transvestite; she'll cry her eyes out.[/QUOTE]
The pics of him in a dress were from a shoot he did for Rolling Stone in 1999 right after fight club. He didn't particularly like it, so he says in the article. So, you don't have to make your friend cry....
Outside of a dog, the book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
I don't see the big deal about men in skirts. The Scots have been doing it for centuries. Besides, if you're trying for a baby, what better way to cool of your nads than wearing a skirt?
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so when my cahonas are cold, that's what that means? my spermies are more likely to cause babies? i learn something new everyday here.
To raise your sperm level, make sure testies are kept cold.
To lower sperm level, try, while waiting for your tenth genital X-ray of the day, drinking plently of ale while sat on a radiator next to someone who has mumps.
Or simply apply a very heavy object to each testy, and repeat until either said testy resembles a fried egg, or at the very least, blood presents itself.
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I saw Brad Pitts penis also.
Fucking Vanity Fair. Those fuckers can make Chopper camper than a row of tents.
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You not only saw it, you're touchin' it! And probably cooked it up for brea'fist.
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[QUOTE=morey]I saw Brad Pitts penis also.[/QUOTE]
Were you eating a sausage on the toilet?
[URL=http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=missoh8]click here[/URL].
This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
[QUOTE=sheenUGH]Were you eating a sausage on the toilet?[/QUOTE]damn straight!
[QUOTE=morey]damn straight![/QUOTE]
That's a good place to have your meals because you're going to need to take another shit soon afterwards anyway.
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This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
[QUOTE=sheenUGH]That's a good place to have your meals because you're going to need to take another shit soon afterwards anyway.[/QUOTE]
One of the most memorable things from Martin Amis' novel [I]Time's Arrow[/I] is the description of what it would be like to experience shitting in reverse. The story is about a Nazi war criminal doctor having his whole life flash before his eyes as he dies, but in reversed time.
You go to the empty bowl with a feeling of comfort an satisfaction, then sit down, and you can guess what happens next.
This is a really good idea.
I can't believe I went to a thread about Brad Pitt's penis, got caught on a discussion about men in skirts, and before I could comment on Scots, the thread topic changed to shitting.
This forum rocks.
Workshop privileges only.
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I agree.
Oh yeah, and I'm new. What an interesting way to start my visit here, eh?
And as for some unimportant/unwanted background: I'm a [U]huge[/U] Edward Norton fan. I've seen every movie he's ever been in. That's the reason I watched Fight Club in the first place. But I loved it so much, I'm now also a huge Chuck Palahniuk fan.
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[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]as much as i hope this was a joke
i still dont like it.
i swear i have a sense of humor.
was that another dude i saw giving head?
brad pitt is still one sexy mother father and i would have his babies
and then eat them[/QUOTE]
you should meet Tad R. Fitzsimmions
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i'd rather not
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