I Hate Introductions.
I really do hate introductions, but like cutting our nails its one of the social mores we should conform to despite disdain. I have owned a computer my whole life, know how to use it, but could live without it. Been on the internet a long time, seen most of the English internet or at least the major sectors. I ran into Chuck Palahniuk a year or two ago, it was late, it was a dark time. I have insomnia and started watching it on HBO at 1 am, and I watched it straight through despite school the following day. Its been about 27 times now between me and my friend and the book has greatly influenced us; he is a lover of that neck-beard pansy Thoreau, while I stuck to a much broader love of media. I have read most of Haunted and some of Invisible Monsters, Survivor is the first book of his I finished- Pygmy was way to hard to read with the time I had to do it. So yeah, that's just a bit. As for the name, it's complicated.
Surely, you jest.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Welcome! (:
You're a brighter little soul than all of the jaded people here. Never take them seriously. NEVER.
Surely, you jest.
Henry David Thoreau was a neck beard. There are few biases we can hold in society that are widely accepted, and even fewer that I have. One of them is the neck-beard.
the neck beard was the least of my worries.
*sigh*
but welcome.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
*sigh*
but welcome.
Oh?
I'm a very open person, feel free to ask me anything and I will be happy to tell. It's been an interesting life.
This is why we can't have nice things.
He was referring to your creative spelling.
At 18? Have you any idea what's going to happen to you in the next 20 years? Gonna make the last 18 look like cold oatmeal.
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is this when raep can be funny?
At 18? Have you any idea what's going to happen to you in the next 20 years? Gonna make the last 18 look like cold oatmeal.
I still say 14 when asked how old I am, no idea why but self impressions stand still. For a long time I was very socially withdrawn, it was actually a very simple time.
Being an outcast, a recluse by choice really wasn't as bad as people make it out to be. Life was simple, it was not especially good or bad but it was simple.
But now that I'm social, my hair is cut into a Bowie schwa, my clothes are name brand, my phone is a blackberry, I have a 15 minute skin regiment followed my routine lip balm- I know what its like to make the choice to conform.
My arms are sore from working out to get fit, I'm going sun bathing on the beach with Tell-All this weekend, my nails are trimmed and I have ordered the most artsy Japanese poster of Army of Darkness hanging at the beach house. It's funny because with all this, this elite facade, I still know the table top gamers from the local independent bookstore, the private school dropout who goes to metal concerts, the random photographer met at an anime convention, the midnight shift worker at Kinko's with the author wife curing her terminal cancer and ms with the Cabala.
Its really weird, to think that I can choose what I want to be and to be unashamed of any choice- but to still have contacts from various places along the way. I know millionaires and Wawa worker's, I have friends not in high places, not in low places, I simply know people.
I'm afraid of things getting more interesting or it may kill me. I've always said life for me is not good or bad, just interesting.
Depending on how temperate the forum is I'm either banned or cult idol'd in 15 minutes.
It's complicated.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Welcome. Duck.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
It's complicated.
Its complicated.
It's actually an old joke from the manga Gantz that I have used as my online handle for a year or two now. I would start over but I've been recognized in some forums by people from other one's and have worked hard on becoming a D-list internet celebrity.
I also have fanart to aid the masturbation of my own ego.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Depending on how temperate the forum is I'm either banned or cult idol'd in 15 minutes.
Was anybody keeping track of the time?
Also, Levi, I lol'd.
Remind me to make a "The Point, You missed it" icon...
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Anyone else remember that time Nightrious posted about raping that dog?
If you get into Gantz, and the inside joke of a character that created the name that created the internet persona I am, its the dog that rapes.
This thread is oddly confusing.
I suppose that's how we like it. Welcome.
i'm sorry but i don't know of any d-list or e-list internet celebrities that ever came out of anything manga related unless you hail from here which is not a good thing at all.
also you created your own fanart contest which is not technically celebrity status either.
but welcome, make me e-famous.
He's G-list: "If I tell enough people I am interesting, I will de facto become interesting."
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Oh, that's rich. Linky, please!
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this dude is a bret easton ellis novel waiting to happen. or possibly, viral promotion for a new bret easton ellis novel.
Viral anyway.
Hahahahahaha. No, He's a virgin.
Seriously, he wishes he were an Ellis novel waiting to happen (or promotion thereof.) Which is an absolutely idiotic thing to wish for. Ellis is a terrible writer with flat, uninteresting characters and uncompelling plots. Why would anyone want to be involved in that either literally or literaturely?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have no idea. There's no accounting for taste I suppose.
Oh, that's rich. Linky, please!
but welcome, make me e-famous.
Oh indeed I did, because what else would a d-list celebrity do but make a sex tape or their own fanart contests, not unlike the show My Life on the D-list.
Now you have it! Though to be honest I don't usually trump the 'I am interesting' thing, its just well this is an introduction sub-forum and if you're not going to make yourself interesting, you are a waste of webspace.
I liked American Psycho the movie, a bit sloppily directed but a fun movie. I need to pick up the book eventually, but I love the fact that Gloria Steinem's stepson is the one who played Bateman.
Viral anyway.
Hahahahahaha. No, He's a virgin.
Seriously, he wishes he were an Ellis novel waiting to happen (or promotion thereof.) Which is an absolutely idiotic thing to wish for. Ellis is a terrible writer with flat, uninteresting characters and uncompelling plots. Why would anyone want to be involved in that either literally or literaturely?
I would like to point out, I never brought up Ellis yet as soon as one person commented on it you jumped on that like the fucking bandwagon. Its an almost perfect example of not attacking a person per-say, but associating them with something so easily slashed. Sorta badass.
Oh, that's rich. Linky, please!
http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/20629
If you were smart you would look up the ultra-slash fiction.
surely the smart thing is to avoid any and all slash fiction?
I'm not sure on what this sites rules are on content, so I will refrain from posting any of it. It was a contest to make the worst of the worst, and fuck if I did not.
"Nothing human disgusts me...unless it's unkind or violent."
She pegged it. I agreed. Don't take it so hard.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Crap, where'd I leave my iconography?
This is why we can't have nice things.