I do not have a witty way to open this little tidbit

Let's just say that fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug was the drugs.

I hate myself for knowing on the spot that that's from The Simpsons. I would feel like I had a life if I had to at least Google it or something.

Welcome, byatch!

Cheers,
Nikki

You said "whales!"

From Chapter CXII
The Blacksmith

Silent, slow, and solemn; bowing over still further his chronically broken back, he toiled away, as if toil were life itself, and the heavy beating of his hammer the heavy beating of his heart. And so it was. - Most miserable!

Welcome!! I also love space cake

I'll be honest, that went completely over my head.

If anyone says "whales" I'm allowed to post a quote from Moby-Dick. Sort of like someone saying the secret word and everyone yelling.
It's just a goofy game i have with myself.

That's surprisingly a much cooler explanation than what I was expecting.

I also use it if anyone says they're from Wales. it's kinda cheating but I don't care. I do it anyways!

Is this strictly internet based or do you use this in casual conversations?

I haven't come across anyone saying in real life yet, but i'd probably do it there as well.

can i be there when it happens?

Sure. Just come on over and follow me around until someone mentions "whales."

Thinking about it though, that's like the 3rd or 4th time this week someone's mentioned whales on here and i've been able to quote. That seems an inordinate amount of the term "whales" popping up in casual conversation. Even for on here...

Little young to have such a foul potty mouth

Whales

Don't mean to cuss that often! No excuse for it really, but eh, there's worse things in the world I suppose.

Soon his steady, ivory stride was heard, as to and fro he paced his old rounds, upon planks so familiar to his tread, that they were all over dented, like geological stones, with the peculiar mark of his walk. Did you fixedly gaze, too, upon that ribbed and dented brow; there also, you would see still stranger foot-prints - the foot-prints of his one unsleeping, ever-pacing thought.

it would be amazing to hear that quote in casual conversation...

what's so wrong with girls having armpit hair?

Everything.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I'd rather a girl had armpit hair than a full moustache.

I'd rather she have neither.

So many things is wrong with it...just, so many things. I don't want to make a list in fear that I would never run out of things to write.

The only thing that should be fuzzy on a woman is her bunny slippers. And also her bagina.

I'm not sure if the 'b' was intentional or a typo, but regardless, new favourite word.

I wanted it to alliterate with bunny slippers.

what if she wore whale slippers? that's kinda sexy right nathaniel?

it has to come up in casual conversation. If it's forced in there, it takes all the fun out of it.
but anyways...
from: LVIII
Brit

Consider all this; and then turn to this green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analogy to something in yourself? For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return!

I admit, that was a whale of an introduction.

-P.D.

What about guys without armpit hair? Creepy.

How'd you get into weed?

wait a second, we're not allowed to have armpit hair? did i miss that meeting? you know having hair prevents sweat stains on the shirt and those are way creepier i think.

we're supposed to be hairless boy-freak metrosexuals.

Maybe you should read my post more carefully.

pardon me then.

I call bullcrap! You edited that!

yeah i swear i read 'with'...

I call eye doctor!

Sorry, but I didn't edit it.

Guys without armpit hair look like they haven't hit puberty yet. Unless you're a swimmer or something along those lines, I don't understand it.

Ah, the wonderful world of older brothers.

I would MUCH rather a girl had armpit hair than have no eyebrows and them drawn in with a sharpie.

They invented this awesome thing called antiperspirant that allows to me stay sweat free and still not look like a man every time I wear a tanktop.

EDIT: Nevermind, I think you were talking to that guy about man hair and such. Whooops. Disregard.

now that I think about it though. That one episode of My Name is Earl when they go to the freaktown and help the bearded lady. She was kinda hot, even with the beard.

i've thankfully never seen a pit-stain on a girl. i think it would mess me up a little bit.

Okay, same. OR he's a creepy model boy. Bweh.

Wonderful world, I bet. ¬.¬ I'm glad I've got a sister.

ps. I'm a girl.

your posts might as well be in pink font and have all the i's dotted with little hearts you're so obviously a girl.
Some people it's hard to tell on here, unless it's overtly stated in their username or avatar. Like Golfcat. I still think she might just be a gay guy and is jerking all our chains. But your girlyness just pours off of each post.

This is all a good thing by the way. Not trying to insult you.

I don't think that's insulting. I've never really thought of myself as a girly-girl, but yeah, in some ways I just am one.
I wonder where the man-vibe comes from then! Perhaps people still assume my name's Mike.

mIke, you're adorable.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

awww....why Frank! I...I don't know what to say...

You knew exactly what to say last night.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I was a girl for like a year, with that Scarlet Johanson avatar, before I turned into a black guy.

I got here just before Ritt revealed his true self!