I am new

i tend to like the person just fine. people are dumb, panicky animals and you know it!

There are a few people here that are just like you. But you won't get along with them, because well, you hate them.

I hate you too.

Welcome.

I'm more open-minded.
I only hate black people.

Thank you all for the hate filled welcomes.

I guess I should elaborate. I don't hate ALL people.. just fat people, smelly people, unemployed people, and people that refuse to have sex with me.

Well, you still hate me. I refuse to have sex with you.

Crap. I just read the forum posting guidelines and my initial post is exactly what you're not supposed to do, so I shall make amends.

I found out about Mr. Palahniuk about 5 years ago, absurdly enough, in an AOL chat room. I was asking the jerks in there what books they recommended and one of them told me to read Choke. So I went out and bought Choke, read it, and was blown away.

Now, 5 years later, I own all of Mr. Palahniuks novels with the exception of Fugitives & Refugees (which isn't a novel actually), which I intend to buy in the near future. That short story book of his isn't a novel either.. anyway, this is all crap you people already know.

So yeah. That's my story.

How could we know you intend to buy Fugitives and Refugees in the near future?

That short story book of his isn't a novel either..

Are you talking about Haunted? Technically, it is a novel.

I'd say Haunted is a novel.

Just not a very good one.

What I meant when I said this is all crap you people already know is that Fugitives & Refugees isn't a novel.

And I wasn't talking about Haunted, I was talking about Stranger than Fiction.

Of course Stranger Than Fiction isn't a novel. It's a movie!

Ohhhh you so silly!!1

If you really do live off beer, aren't you fat and smelly as well?

Welcome, turd!

Those aren't really short stories. They are more like essays.

if you drink enough of it, you could be unemployed as well. But if people drink enough of it you can get them to have sex with you, so who knows.

Kinda narrows it down for you then. Why DO you always have a hard-on? Good to meetya.

Well I am definitely not fat, but I am smelly at times.

i love you imke.
you and your powerful mental deduction!

Don't try to group me in to the group of people I hate!

I've only been a member of this place 1 day, and already you people make me hate myself.

When you're hating on other people like that, it's only fair! n_n

can we guess his age? i want to guess his age.......AOL chat room.....Five years ago.......... I'm gonna say...........23.

Wrong! I'm 26, actually.

meh. I was close.

Being of drinking age led him to go to AOL chatrooms. 'Tis a shame.

Guinness is disgusting. And I think I can say that "authoritatively" seeing as I work in a pub and my family are Irish.

Welcome, however. So you hate people then? Are you partial to a bit of beastiality?

does whacking off to naked nastassia kinski in cat people count?

it depends on what she is at the time.

hello lives_off_bear.

Your hate for certain people is retarded. But hey! You're not the first or the last to show up and be a dick right on the spot.

Welcome!

Hello, lobster, don't feed Cujo, giant orange cock.

I love everyone. I love fat people. I hate beer. I am rebelling against this thread.

Because he lives in Argentina and I don't have the money to fly down there.

If he truly loves you, he could send up enough Jew Gold for you to get a plane ticket. It might be coach though, cheap bastard.

im new to this to he he, i tryed living off of beer once or twice and all it does is give you bloody gums you pee pee when you try and poo poo and a job is kinda out of the question when you go to job interviews smelling like THE BEER,but getting laid can happen when you become a legendary town drunk like i was fruck im lame some one bee my new internet pal

Live off whiskey for 30 days!

Hello !
I am also a new member. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guy !

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