I am new
I'm Eric. and I hate people.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
There are a few people here that are just like you. But you won't get along with them, because well, you hate them.
I hate you too.
Welcome.
I'm more open-minded.
I only hate black people.
Thank you all for the hate filled welcomes.
I guess I should elaborate. I don't hate ALL people.. just fat people, smelly people, unemployed people, and people that refuse to have sex with me.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
Well, you still hate me. I refuse to have sex with you.
Crap. I just read the forum posting guidelines and my initial post is exactly what you're not supposed to do, so I shall make amends.
I found out about Mr. Palahniuk about 5 years ago, absurdly enough, in an AOL chat room. I was asking the jerks in there what books they recommended and one of them told me to read Choke. So I went out and bought Choke, read it, and was blown away.
Now, 5 years later, I own all of Mr. Palahniuks novels with the exception of Fugitives & Refugees (which isn't a novel actually), which I intend to buy in the near future. That short story book of his isn't a novel either.. anyway, this is all crap you people already know.
So yeah. That's my story.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
How could we know you intend to buy Fugitives and Refugees in the near future?
That short story book of his isn't a novel either..
Are you talking about Haunted? Technically, it is a novel.
I'd say Haunted is a novel.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
Just not a very good one.
What I meant when I said this is all crap you people already know is that Fugitives & Refugees isn't a novel.
And I wasn't talking about Haunted, I was talking about Stranger than Fiction.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
Of course Stranger Than Fiction isn't a novel. It's a movie!
Ohhhh you so silly!!1
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
I don't hate ALL people.. just fat people, smelly people
If you really do live off beer, aren't you fat and smelly as well?
Welcome, turd!
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
What I meant when I said this is all crap you people already know is that Fugitives & Refugees isn't a novel.
And I wasn't talking about Haunted, I was talking about Stranger than Fiction.
Those aren't really short stories. They are more like essays.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
if you drink enough of it, you could be unemployed as well. But if people drink enough of it you can get them to have sex with you, so who knows.
Thank you all for the hate filled welcomes.
I guess I should elaborate. I don't hate ALL people.. just fat people, smelly people, unemployed people, and people that refuse to have sex with me.
Kinda narrows it down for you then. Why DO you always have a hard-on? Good to meetya.
Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says, "I am coming."
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the meantime, we're here and we can still dance.
Well I am definitely not fat, but I am smelly at times.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
I don't hate ALL people.. just fat people, smelly people
If you really do live off beer, aren't you fat and smelly as well?
Welcome, turd!
i love you imke.
you and your powerful mental deduction!
if you drink enough of it, you could be unemployed as well.
Don't try to group me in to the group of people I hate!
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
I don't hate ALL people.. just fat people, smelly people
If you really do live off beer, aren't you fat and smelly as well?
Welcome, turd!
i love you imke.
you and your powerful mental deduction!
I've only been a member of this place 1 day, and already you people make me hate myself.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
When you're hating on other people like that, it's only fair! n_n
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
can we guess his age? i want to guess his age.......AOL chat room.....Five years ago.......... I'm gonna say...........23.
Wrong! I'm 26, actually.
"Beware those who are always reading books." ~ Bukowski
meh. I was close.
Being of drinking age led him to go to AOL chatrooms. 'Tis a shame.
Guinness is disgusting. And I think I can say that "authoritatively" seeing as I work in a pub and my family are Irish.
Welcome, however. So you hate people then? Are you partial to a bit of beastiality?
Szamár madár.
does whacking off to naked nastassia kinski in cat people count?
it depends on what she is at the time.
hello lives_off_bear.
Your hate for certain people is retarded. But hey! You're not the first or the last to show up and be a dick right on the spot.
Welcome!
Hello, lobster, don't feed Cujo, giant orange cock.
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
I love everyone. I love fat people. I hate beer. I am rebelling against this thread.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
I love everyone.
Oh yeah? Do you love Hitler? Why don't you marry him then!
Because he lives in Argentina and I don't have the money to fly down there.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
If he truly loves you, he could send up enough Jew Gold for you to get a plane ticket. It might be coach though, cheap bastard.
i tend to like the person just fine. people are dumb, panicky animals and you know it!
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.