How Old is everyone??

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man_of_steel
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I'm a big Chuck P. fan and i can't find anyone my age who actually reads his books. It pisses me off. I was wondering how old everyone is?? i'm 15 going on to 16 in 2 weeks.

tee hee

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man_of_steel giggles? What an image.

I am 29 going on 17 in seven months. I love Montreal, want to move there...give me the best reason why I should.

And then give me one good reason not to.

man_of_steel
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Montreal is a great city. you should move here because
A: i live in Montreal
B: it rocks.... its the city of festivals

You shouldn't move here because... A:the french people who are to lazy to learn english:mad: and well nothing else. Everything else about this city rocks.

My picture is nothing..like me

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Everybody here is a teenager practically, you are not alone. Of course everyone here lies about their age too, so....

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man_of_steel
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Really? i doubt that, well not as young as me

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Wesley Sonck
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la, almost 22

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the big 2-0, bro.
I got ta maintain...

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Hahaha I am the Oldest Cult Member.

I will be in Montreal next month, any Moist concerts scheduled??

Welcome aboard, you will fit right in, I'm sure.

(Yes, there really are a lot of teenagers your age aboard, honestly.)

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Montreal has excellent public transportation. Leave your car wherever you are. Or don't go outside the city. Then you're screwed waiting an hour and a half at rush hour. Everything you need's probably either in walking, bus or metro distance.

One good reason to not move to Montreal is the fact that it's in Quebec. Can you say "political quagmire and massive tax overclocking"? I knew you could.

man_of_steel
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Smile Big ya Montreal has a great transpotation system, unfortunately the bus drivers and metro workers are real bastards. I got flipped of a number of times and had to chase the bus on a number of occasions.

I don't like to call myself a ''teenager'', to be quite honest i don't like most teenagers..with there stupid problems, and lost minds:mad:

Anyways i have to gotta work

tootles

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15 almost 16 w00t!!

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man_of_steel
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cool

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oh yeah
I think the word that should be used here would be NEAT-O

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19. 20 in 2 weeks.

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I'm 32 but I act like I'm 18. Maybe it's because I'm in arrested development. Or maybe it's because I'm dating someone who's 8 1/2 years younger than I. Either way, it's all good.

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17, 18 in May.

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25 in May

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Xi [/i]
[B]19. 20 in 2 weeks. [/B][/QUOTE]
21 in 2 weeks and a day...

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21 now will be 22 on feb.12...cant wait going to see my favorite band on my birthday...(Staind)Smile

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I just turned 16 last week. I see people all over my school suddenly interested in his books, which I guess is good for him, but I [i]hate[/i] it, most of the time; the idea that these morons are going to go around talking about this book is just disturbing as all hell to me.

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Just turned 20

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32

mental age is uncertain Smile

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I'm 17, but I look 14 and when people have conversations with me they think I'm 25, what are you going to do about that buddy?

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I am 28 but I read at a 26 year old level.

Tuffy the Dump Truck
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I'm five.

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In dog years.

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Did someone else do this joke already? I haven't actually read the thread past the title... Wink

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no, its all good

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age is an expression of time.

time is an abstract concept.

oranges are the best fruit.

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yea im 25 and i need a job

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I'm barely legal.

18

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I'm 63.

cmonnom: Your not the only french teenager here.

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I'm 18 and bored already....seems like I've seen and done everything already...That might just be the weather talking...it's raining and cold here in sc

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16 in a few months.

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23, 24 is still somewhere out there. I tattooed the year I was made across my chest to make sure I won't forget. Anno 1980

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25 here.....the big 3 - 0 is looming.

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I'm 21. Are you turned on yet?

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I'm 17, will be 18 in a week and about 2 hours. I act, well, if you average it out probably 18, but it's really not, sometimes I'm too old, sometimes too young, but rarely my own age.