Hope's not the right word

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1073365]Sperm Shooting?[/QUOTE]

Apparently your a fan.

Actually, Brock Landers is more interesting than this douche.

[QUOTE=Philth;1073254]If I was in a bar and someone introduced themselves like this, I wouldn't know whether to take them seriously or not. Is it a joke? Even on the internet, someone talking about girls choking on their dick as an ice-breaker is really not working on any sort of reasonable social level. Unless it was purely for comic effect.

Yes, STA, I understand this is because you don't care what other people think of you, that you feel able to rant and rave and act so 'free' of society's norms because you are such an individual, because you are just that f*!@ing rock and roll, but seriously.

You talk about people here hiding behind their virtual personas, insinuate that the witty comebacks and retorts are thrown at you from a safe distance, that some users would perhaps not behave or speak the way they do here as they would in real life.

Would you, in reality, maybe in a bar or at a party, no, imagine a crowded gym, would you introduce yourself to a bunch of strangers the way you've introduced yourself here? Unless you are fictitious or Brock Landers, I doubt it.

So who, exactly, is hiding behind a persona here? Hmm?

Can you say 'hypocrite'?

Where's that Correllion bloke? Isn't he the loaded gun for times like this?[/QUOTE]

For the record, I am not anti-women. I would never choke a girl with my cock unless she asked me to. Some women really like that. Most women seem to like it rough. I have to slow most of them down and explain how I don't like them to bite my dick like their last boyfriend did. I don't want a machine-gun blowjob. I want her to savor the dick like it's the last piece of meat they are gonna put in their mouth before turning vegetarian. I barely want to feel their lips, let alone their touch. The lesser the better, I always say. What's with all the extremes? I don't want a gaping twat. I don't want boobs that hang down to their knees. I want a nice compact package that just goes with the flow and enjoys sex as fun and healthy and a good time. Enough with the masochistic fetishism. Why does everyone gotta hurt everybody else? Love isn't about hurt. It's about healing. I'm a healer. I don't want to fuck a girl to death. I just want to fuck her to a little death. I just want to lick her all clean so she can go and fuck some more. That's all. Just want a piece of pie, not the whole fucking pie. I'll take the creamy center and you can have the cookie shell...

Yeah, this dude is no Brock.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1073387]For the record, I am not anti-women. I would never choke a girl with my cock unless she asked me to. Some women really like that. Most women seem to like it rough. I have to slow most of them down and explain how I don't like them to bite my dick like their last boyfriend did. I don't want a machine-gun blowjob. I want her to savor the dick like it's the last piece of meat they are gonna put in their mouth before turning vegetarian. I barely want to feel their lips, let alone their touch. The lesser the better, I always say. What's with all the extremes? I don't want a gaping twat. I don't want boobs that hang down to their knees. I want a nice compact package that just goes with the flow and enjoys sex as fun and healthy and a good time. Enough with the masochistic fetishism. Why does everyone gotta hurt everybody else? Love isn't about hurt. It's about healing. I'm a healer. I don't want to fuck a girl to death. I just want to fuck her to a little death. I just want to lick her all clean so she can go and fuck some more. That's all. Just want a piece of pie, not the whole fucking pie. I'll take the creamy center and you can have the cookie shell...[/QUOTE]

Good answer!

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1073398]Yeah, this dude is no Brock.[/QUOTE]

You like Michale Vick STFU b4 I tear you up like you deserve.

Gabehcuod?

Michael Vick rocks!! :headbang:

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1073387]Just want a piece of pie, not the whole fucking pie. I'll take the creamy center and you can have the cookie shell...[/QUOTE]

i just like to refill the cookie shell..

[QUOTE=STA;1073164]I liked choke but didnt think it was as good as fight club book, the ending of FC is just so funny. I liked choke mainly becasue its a reminiscent book. The mother reminds me of my mother, she was a nut. Denny's redemption from addiction, Vince's return from rock bottom and most of all friendship. The friendship between Denny and Vince is the best dynamic for me. There's a lot about the book I like, but you thougth you knew all about me from 20 some odd posts. Are you this wrong often or is it a new thing???[/QUOTE]

Who the eff is Vince?

In a sarcastic voice,
"Are you wrong this often, or is it new?"

ahahahah why am I coming into this thread so late. This is awesome.

Pull up a seat Jane it really is good. STA is a fantastic addition to the Cult, we should all be happy hes turned up to enlighten us about such important topics as World Peace, Curing AIDS and Poverty and um.... blowjobs.

Puking during blowjobs is rough. It reminds me of someone (maybe Mirka?) had a story about a guy who loved to devirginize, but also puked at the sight of blood. You do the math on that one.

There's a great scene in THE PIANO TEACHER where she pukes from a blowjob...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZEfH4zwgek[/url]

Noooo, that wasn't me.

that sounds more like an alene story

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1074052]There's a great scene in THE PIANO TEACHER where she pukes from a blowjob...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZEfH4zwgek[/url][/QUOTE]

THAT WAS SO SAD!!!!!!!! :17:

I teared up and everything......

[QUOTE=labelleza;1074243]THAT WAS SO SAD!!!!!!!! :17:

I teared up and everything......[/QUOTE]

almost as sad as this...

[youtube]Q53e83FORWU[/youtube]

very different, didn't see snoop coming in that one...

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1074131]that sounds more like an alene story[/QUOTE]

I think it was Rita. And then Mirka said something like "puking just after you had sex with a girl must be hard on her self-esteem."