Hope's not the right word

You need to stop eating steak.

[QUOTE=STA;1071794]But its the first word that comes to mind. Hello my name is STA, and Im a Big Chuck fan shocker there huh.

I barfed again the other day after training. When you exercise "hard enough" the body builds up and flushes out latic acid, so long as you keep training your not gonna toss your cookies. Thats the trick just dont stop and you wont be doing the invisible blow job dance, being straight its never a good look for me. But it does make me think back on all the woman that gagged on my hog over the years. With every labored step, I cant stand this feeling like a raquet ball slamming inside my stomach and up my throat,after you stop the more you move the better chance you will :puke: .When you stop your body stops flushing out the acid and you become toxic so this is its reaction, exercise induced vomitting.
Its to big whatever it is to come up, everything just squeezes but wont finish. God is punishing me for all the times I thrusted my man down a willing chic's throat :hump: . I knew they couldnt have liked all of that, I mean Im not the biggest fan of pussy licking but its the end result that makes me do it. Her all screaming and cumming, maybe that works both ways. Back to the parking lot :puke: finally some half digested steak comes up and I feel a little better, the rest of the night its a zombiefied trance from hitting it that hard,again. Nothing feels right and I still have to go to the store to shout out the blood on my shirt, sometimes you just bleed and dont realize it. Most people never know what its like to give all of themselves to anything, I do it 4 nights a week.[/QUOTE]

Totally gay.

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1071800]Totally gay.[/QUOTE]blow jobs and work-outs, i'd have to agree. Welcome gay brother, your kind is welcome here!

Crap isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.

member for a year and 1 post?

what made you want to suddenly join in STA?

Hello and Welcome

Is Cu... Oh fuck it, I dont want to hear about my cat and a blowjob in the same sentence.

Wow, you associate puke with sex..... :Thinkingo I guess I can see why but, still, what kind of tramatic past do [I]you[/I] have....

But I get that vomiting sensation too, I never knew why though, I thought I was just dieing or something like that, but acid...... that makes sense. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=bskyb;1071806]member for a year and 1 post?

what made you want to suddenly join in STA?[/QUOTE]

I just started reading some of chuck's books again and it reminded me about this site,when I first registerd, I figured most of the people on the site for the net nerd type that would talk smack online and how much of a waste of time this would be. So far the poeple of the cult are proving me right.

[QUOTE=labelleza;1071987]Wow, you associate puke with sex..... :Thinkingo I guess I can see why but, still, what kind of tramatic past do [I]you[/I] have....

But I get that vomiting sensation too, I never knew why though, I thought I was just dieing or something like that, but acid...... that makes sense. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Sometimes a chic pukes giving me head, hows that tramatic for me? Its more funny than anything.

[QUOTE=STA;1072200]I just started reading some of chuck's books again and it reminded me about this site,when I first registerd, I figured most of the people on the site for the net nerd type that would talk smack online and how much of a waste of time this would be. So far the poeple of the cult are proving me right.[/QUOTE]

I feel bad now.

I wasn't making fun of you just so ya know.... I learned something!!! I now know why I feel like puking after running!

([SIZE=1]I don't think you're gay, you talk about blowjobs with girls too much[/SIZE])

EDIT: I feel less bad now

[QUOTE=morey;1071801]blow jobs and work-outs, i'd have to agree. Welcome gay brother, your kind is welcome here![/QUOTE]

Its not a work out its training,you obviously dont know the difference.

[QUOTE=STA;1072210]Its not a work out its training,you obviously dont know the difference.[/QUOTE]

:bigeyes:

please dont tell me STA stands for[I] Sex, Tits, 'n Ass[/I].

[QUOTE=bearchaser;1072214]please dont tell me STA stands for[I] Sex, Tits, 'n Ass[/I].[/QUOTE]

I assumed he spelled STD wrong...

Or was it SAT? Whatever..... ST SomeOtherLetter

Dude, you remind me of Tyler by the way.

I just can't put my finger on it but something..... I'll figure it out......

[QUOTE=labelleza;1072206]I feel bad now.

I wasn't making fun of you just so ya know.... I learned something!!! I now know why I feel like puking after running!

([SIZE=1]I don't think you're gay, you talk about blowjobs with girls too much[/SIZE])

EDIT: I feel less bad now[/QUOTE]

Its ok people tend to attack what they dont understand or what is different or new.Its just a pathetic trait sad,barely average people share. At least you proved your better than the rest of em here.

Do you puke or just feel like it. You do a lot of sprints right? Have you hurled from it full out yet? You know one thing your def working hard enuff.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;1072214]please dont tell me STA stands for[I] Sex, Tits, 'n Ass[/I].[/QUOTE]

Not at all, I will let you all try to figure it out. It should be easy after a while.

[QUOTE=labelleza;1072216]I assumed he spelled STD wrong...

Or was it SAT? Whatever..... ST SomeOtherLetter

Dude, you remind me of Tyler by the way.

I just can't put my finger on it but something..... I'll figure it out......[/QUOTE]

Thanks,I think I will let the rest of the masses try to figure out what my handle stands for.

[QUOTE=STA;1072220]Its ok people tend to attack what they dont understand or what is different or new.Its just a pathetic trait sad,barely average people share. At least you proved your better than the rest of em here.

Do you puke or just feel like it. You do a lot of sprints right? Have you hurled from it full out yet? You know one thing your def working hard enuff.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it only happens when I sprint or run a lot. I only did once. I came close though doing bleachers this week, GOD that was awful....

[QUOTE=STA;1072223]Not at all, I will let you all try to figure it out. It should be easy after a while.[/QUOTE]

none of us care enough to guess.

[QUOTE=labelleza;1072229]Yeah, it only happens when I sprint or run a lot. I only did once. I came close though doing bleachers this week, GOD that was awful....[/QUOTE]

Try 20 rep squats with a weight you can just get 20 with add 5lbs each week and you will put 50lbs on your sqaut in 10 weeks. You will feel like your gonna die,pass out,puke,and hurt like never before. And its worse then running, your rate just pounds thru the roof. Your lungs suck air so hard your back hurts from expanding so much so fast for so long. Its a good time, but people have died from training this way so be. Look at it this way if you die you never have to work anymore.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;1072233]none of us care enough to guess.[/QUOTE]

Thats why you guessed a few posts up, really clever comeback champ.

[QUOTE=STA;1072220]Its ok people tend to attack what they dont understand or what is different or new.Its just a pathetic trait sad,barely average people share. At least you proved your better than the rest of em here.

Do you puke or just feel like it. You do a lot of sprints right? Have you hurled from it full out yet? You know one thing your def working hard enuff.[/QUOTE]
You are pathetic. Shed that ego and don't make your first post about girls gagging on your cock, and perhaps you'll find some respect.

[QUOTE=xec8;1072246]You are pathetic. Shed that ego and don't make your first post about girls gagging on your cock, and perhaps you'll find some respect.[/QUOTE]

What makes you think I look for respect from you or anyone here? Whats a matter, sad that you never fucked like that?

Envy much?

The fact that I dont need you or anyone here really sucks huh, you cant deal with someone you cant control. Now thats PATHETIC!

[QUOTE=STA;1072259]What makes you think I look for respect from you or anyone here? Whats a matter, sad that you never fucked like that?

Envy much?

The fact that I dont need you or anyone here really sucks huh, you cant deal with someone you cant control. Now thats PATHETIC![/QUOTE]
I just had sex. She let me jerk off into her mouth. We played rape. We woke up her flatmates. My back is all scratched. She's a model. Guess what? There's absolutely no envy, and as you can see, it's not that interesting to read other people's sex-posts.

[QUOTE=STA;1072220]Its ok people tend to attack what they dont understand or what is different or new.Its just a pathetic trait sad,barely average people share. At least you proved your better than the rest of em here.

Do you puke or just feel like it. You do a lot of sprints right? Have you hurled from it full out yet? You know one thing your def working hard [U][B][COLOR=Magenta][SIZE=4]enuff[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/U].[/QUOTE]

OMG!

:nono:

:popcorn:

I'm waiting for his tough-guy reply.

[QUOTE=xec8;1072264]I just had sex. She let me jerk off into her mouth. We played rape. We woke up her flatmates. My back is all scratched. She's a model. Guess what? There's absolutely no envy, and as you can see, it's not that interesting to read other people's sex-posts.[/QUOTE]

Dont you know trying to impress people is a waste of time!

Esp online no less. You can say anything how your in GQ and drive a bently and this and that. And fuck models, who wants to fuck a bone skinny,titless, coked out dumb as a rock model anyway?

I will tell you who, insecure people that feel like they need someone that looks how the media says a woman should look.

COW headed, herd like people that do what everyone else is doing, wow im bored with you already.

oh please, GQ is sooo hip! I've read it religiously cover to cover for years.

not a joke.

[QUOTE=xec8;1072278]I'm waiting for his tough-guy reply.[/QUOTE]

That's right! YOUR waiting on me. This is to easy.

[QUOTE=STA;1072282]That's right! YOUR waiting on me. This is to easy.[/QUOTE]
What you mean to say is "You're waiting on me. This is too easy."

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;1072280]oh please, GQ is sooo hip! I've read it religiously cover to cover for years.

not a joke.[/QUOTE]

Yeah he's in it, havent you seen him hundreds of times posing with the models he bangs left and right.

But god forbid he posts a pic that proves any of the crap he posts online.

He reminds me of the song "So much cooler online".

[QUOTE=STA;1072279]Dont you know trying to impress people is a waste of time!

Esp online no less. You can say anything how your in GQ and drive a bently and this and that. And fuck models, who wants to fuck a bone skinny,titless, coked out dumb as a rock model anyway?

[/QUOTE]

You missed my point, my dear chap. I was showing [I]you [/I]how impressing people really [I]is [/I]a waste of time by relating my [I]own [/I]sex story, as [I]you [/I]started the trend. I am pathetic only to help you appreciate the sheer depth of your own stupidity.

You want a hug?

I've seen the photos! He posts them!

[QUOTE=xec8;1072286]What you mean to say is "You're waiting on me. This is too easy."[/QUOTE]

Oh no your correcting online grammer, thats your retort. Are you gay or just a chic posing as a dude?

[QUOTE=STA;1072291]Oh no your correcting online grammer, thats your retort. Are you gay or just a chic posing as a dude?[/QUOTE]

I do hate to say it, but this is one I can't let go. Type whatever you please in all honesty, but just please, when you're talking about grammar, spell at least that correctly.

[QUOTE=STA;1072291]Oh no your correcting online grammer, thats your retort. Are you gay or just a chic posing as a dude?[/QUOTE]
No, actually, you're right. I am a virgin. How the fuck did you know? Is it that obvious? I'm pretty embarrassed, actually.

I don't want to fight or be mean. I'm sorry. I've got to go do my chemistry, see you all later!

How do we reconcile this:
[QUOTE=STA;1072279]Dont you know trying to impress people is a waste of time!

Esp online no less. You can say anything how your in GQ and drive a bently and this and that. And fuck models, who wants to fuck a bone skinny,titless, coked out dumb as a rock model anyway?

I will tell you who, insecure people that feel like they need someone that looks how the media says a woman should look.

COW headed, herd like people that do what everyone else is doing, wow im bored with you already.[/QUOTE]

Wit this:

[QUOTE=STA;1071794]
I barfed again the other day after training. When you exercise "hard enough" the body builds up and flushes out latic acid, so long as you keep training your not gonna toss your cookies. Thats the trick just dont stop and you wont be doing the invisible blow job dance, being straight its never a good look for me. But it does make me think back on all the woman that gagged on my hog over the years. With every labored step, I cant stand this feeling like a raquet ball slamming inside my stomach and up my throat,after you stop the more you move the better chance you will :puke: .When you stop your body stops flushing out the acid and you become toxic so this is its reaction, exercise induced vomitting.
Its to big whatever it is to come up, everything just squeezes but wont finish. God is punishing me for all the times I thrusted my man down a willing chic's throat :hump: . I knew they couldnt have liked all of that, I mean Im not the biggest fan of pussy licking but its the end result that makes me do it. Her all screaming and cumming, maybe that works both ways. Back to the parking lot :puke: finally some half digested steak comes up and I feel a little better, the rest of the night its a zombiefied trance from hitting it that hard,again. Nothing feels right and I still have to go to the store to shout out the blood on my shirt, sometimes you just bleed and dont realize it. Most people never know what its like to give all of themselves to anything, I do it 4 nights a week.[/QUOTE]

Also, in this exchange, you only responded to the latter half of Morey's accusation, so I'm sticking with my original thesis.

[QUOTE=morey;1071801]blow jobs and work-outs, i'd have to agree. Welcome gay brother, your kind is welcome here![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=STA;1072210]Its not a work out its training,you obviously dont know the difference.[/QUOTE]

This thread reminds me that if Tyler Durden existed, everyone would hate him for being such a douche.

[QUOTE=STA;1071794]But its the first word that comes to mind. Hello my name is STA, and Im a Big Chuck fan shocker there huh.

I barfed again the other day after training. When you exercise "hard enough" the body builds up and flushes out latic acid, so long as you keep training your not gonna toss your cookies. Thats the trick just dont stop and you wont be doing the invisible blow job dance, being straight its never a good look for me. But it does make me think back on all the woman that gagged on my hog over the years. With every labored step, I cant stand this feeling like a raquet ball slamming inside my stomach and up my throat,after you stop the more you move the better chance you will :puke: .When you stop your body stops flushing out the acid and you become toxic so this is its reaction, exercise induced vomitting.
Its to big whatever it is to come up, everything just squeezes but wont finish. God is punishing me for all the times I thrusted my man down a willing chic's throat :hump: . I knew they couldnt have liked all of that, I mean Im not the biggest fan of pussy licking but its the end result that makes me do it. Her all screaming and cumming, maybe that works both ways. Back to the parking lot :puke: finally some half digested steak comes up and I feel a little better, the rest of the night its a zombiefied trance from hitting it that hard,again. Nothing feels right and I still have to go to the store to shout out the blood on my shirt, sometimes you just bleed and dont realize it. Most people never know what its like to give all of themselves to anything, I do it 4 nights a week.[/QUOTE]

Hey! It's another one that wants to write exactly like Chuck.

[QUOTE=xec8;1072288]You missed my point, my dear chap. I was showing [I]you [/I]how impressing people really [I]is [/I]a waste of time by relating my [I]own [/I]sex story, as [I]you [/I]started the trend. I am pathetic only to help you appreciate the sheer depth of your own stupidity.

You want a hug?[/QUOTE]

I never told a sex story, I related puking to a sex act. You had to go all out to try to impress me with how you woke up her "flatmates" and shes a "model".

You had to go all out to reach to try to knock my post.

That makes you pathetic. I wasnt even trying, yawn, a hug sorry im not into effeminate,internet wannabe tuff guys that try to impress strangers. Now reply to me like the good lil bitch you have become, you wait on me.

I dont know about the rest of you but after so called sex like that im not online getting powned by random strangers.

But you are, why is that?Why are you here and not with your "model" or exhausted from fucking her lights out?

Maybe becasue your a online loser that cant get any in real life. Hittin close to home or are you goign to Paris with her tommorow?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1072306]Hey! It's another one that wants to write exactly like Chuck.[/QUOTE]

Yeah... Obnoxious, isn't it?

[QUOTE=STA;1072308]I never told a sex story, I related puking to a sex act. You had to go all out to try to impress me with how you woke up her "flatmates" and shes a "model".

You had to go all out to reach to try to knock my post.

That makes you pathetic. I wasnt even trying, yawn, a hug sorry im not into effeminate,internet wannabe tuff guys that try to impress strangers. Now reply to me like the good lil bitch you have become, you wait on me.

I dont know about the rest of you but after so called sex like that im not online getting powned by random strangers.

But you are, why is that?Why are you here and not with your "model" or exhausted from fucking her lights out?

Maybe becasue your a online loser that cant get any in real life. Hittin close to home or are you goign to Paris with her tommorow?[/QUOTE]
Hey, funny story, I'm going to Paris with her in January. I have an apartment there! I fucked two girls over there one week! All of these things that I'm clearly making up!

I have so much sex! I have so much sex! I have so much sex!

Are you impressed yet? Please. Please...

dude, he really does live in Pairs/Portugal/all over Europe this past summer. [I]He really is that cool.[/I]

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1072306]Hey! It's another one that wants to write exactly like Chuck.[/QUOTE]

No way to wirte like Chuck, he is pretty good. Im just reading to much of his stuff to write like myself.

[QUOTE=xec8;1072314]Hey, funny story, I'm going to Paris with her in January. I have an apartment there! I fucked two girls over there one week! All of these things that I'm clearly making up!

I have so much sex! I have so much sex! I have so much sex!

Are you impressed yet? Please. Please...[/QUOTE]

LOL, your so much cooler online.

[QUOTE=STA;1072318]No way to wirte like Chuck, he is pretty good. Im just reading to much of his stuff to write like myself.[/QUOTE]

so you don't have a very good brain then that you can't process two different things?

Why does this keep happening?

[QUOTE=STA;1072326]LOL, your so much cooler online.[/QUOTE]
It's amazing, actually, how much cooler I really am online. In real life, I'm an overweight virgin with 8,500 posts on an internet forum and an asthmatic rottweiler. But on the internet, I'm Super-Phil, sex god, intellectual, comedian, and proud provider of lobster.

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1072327]so you don't have a very good brain then that you can't process two different things?[/QUOTE]

Maybe I didnt want to!