Holy Forum Newbie, Batman!
I suppose it's a little late to post an introduction, since I've been using the forums for a couple of days, but it won't hurt to explain what I'm all about and get to know some of you, right?
Anyway, the name's Min, Mindy, Myn, Mim, Triple-M, or whatever other weird pet names you care to brand me with. I've been a fan of Palahniuk ever since I read Haunted in 9th grade, and since then I've gone back and read Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, and Pygmy once it came out.
As far as my actual life goes, I'm a startup author with one book out and a sequel in the works. I enjoy reading and writing most any genre except romance and anything with a heavy religious overtone. I'm studying to eventually become a surgeon and I spend my free time watching old classic cartoons and playing Portal (for the moment, until I beat the game). I never give out my real age on forums. Recently, I renounced philosophy.
Well, that's pretty much all I have to say. Who are you guys?
I'm assuming you drew that conclusion on the basis that I couldn't have been in 9th grade (i.e. 14 or 15) before Haunted came out. Then again, "roughly" could mean anything--you could be using a margin of error of 50 years, putting me anywhere between 70 and -30.
Oh, I do love playing with numbers 
i am fairly new to this site as well, and i go by the name mercy...oh, mercy me...anyhoo, i rarely divulge my actual age as well, but feel free to guess..
i have 2 kids and am currently thinking about getting back with my ex husband...i guess i'm a glutton for punishment...i've wanted to be a fiction writer since i was a teen, and am currently writing my masterpiece...it's a comedy...and my first try at that genre...but i am having fun...and that's what it's all about, right? well, that and orgasms...wait..what??? lol
Well, I've seen you both around... I think. So welcome.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
perhaps...mighty kind of ya 
You made a classic Batman reference so I love you already.
Pop culture references are next to orgasms in the greatest things in life.
And yes it was you mercya0321 that got me thinking of orgasms. Not that I'm complaining, if only I wasn't alone to enjoy it.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Welcome.
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

So people take me seriously, mostly. Because apparently I'm too old for Harry Potter but too young for guro.
And yes. Classic Batman was awesome. Right up there with classic Star Trek.
Remember when Batman and Robin scaled buildings and people popped out of windows totally perpendicular to the wall?
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.
Keyword Frank
Welcome guro fetish girl who won't reveal her age.
And yes. Classic Batman was awesome. Right up there with classic Star Trek.
Remember when Batman and Robin scaled buildings and people popped out of windows totally perpendicular to the wall?
Don't try that at home.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
I don't get the renouncing philosophy part. What philosophy did you renounce.....coz, ya know, it kind of covers many many modes of thought....
Well I know karate, Voodoo too; I'm gonna make myself available to you
I don't need no make up; I got real scars
I got hair on my chest; I look good without a shirt
I wondered that, too, but then when I thought about it some more, I came up with the little aphorism: "Cynicism must be earned," and then I wrote it down in my notebook and forgot to check this thread until now.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
All philosophy. I've decided I'm going to stop trying to make sense of it all. Why? I don't know. I don't care.
And yes, I'm aware the refusal to take a philosophical position is in itself a philosophical position. People point that out to me all the time. I'm not particularly concerned about it.
I joined the day before you did. I never give out my real age on forums, either. In "reality", I've even become hesitant. I never thought I'd hit that point in my life. All I've had published as an adult is some poetry; I wrote quite a bit of fiction as a child but have had writers block for...years now.
Slowly but bit by bit I have begun working on a piece. I came to these forums and the Writers Workshop in the hopes to rejuvenate the writer inside.
So, cheers and welcome abroad!
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.
oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...
Pop culture references are next to orgasms in the greatest things in life.
And yes it was you mercya0321 that got me thinking of orgasms. Not that I'm complaining, if only I wasn't alone to enjoy it.
orgasms are good alone as well... what?? just sayin'
I'd think you're under 20 anyway.
she's 19.
Slowly but bit by bit I have begun working on a piece. I came to these forums and the Writers Workshop in the hopes to rejuvenate the writer inside.
So, cheers and welcome abroad!
^28
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.
oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...
^ 24. maybe 25
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.
oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...
^ 24. maybe 25
i like that answer...thank you 
-a beautiful lie
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.
oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...
^ 24. maybe 25
i like that answer...thank you :)
So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.
oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...
^ 24. maybe 25
i like that answer...thank you :)
24, maybe 25 is an excellent age, though...reguardless of my actual age, yes? if i was younger, i'd be legal to buy alcohol and crap, and if i was older, well geez- it's just a round about great age to be
-a beautiful lie
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Got it?
no truer words...
-a beautiful lie
Got it?
no truer words...
Unless they decide they want to have your ass thrown in jail, then they remember that there under 18.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Got it?
no truer words...
Unless they decide they want to have your ass thrown in jail, then they remember that there under 18.
uh oh...lol...you have a point...i'm legal though...lol
-a beautiful lie
Got it?
Men! If you believe this, you are, in fact, pussy whipped.
17 is a good age, no jailbait for me. There all legal.
That sounds so wrong.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Got it?
Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.
Got it?
Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.
i'm not insecure with my age or who i am...i am 36, actually just turned 36 on the 11th...but my best friend is 20 and my boyfriend is 25...soooo, i think maybe i am just young at heart...or childish 
-a beautiful lie
Whatever happened to the riveting discussion we were having about the blissfulness of orgasms? I'd much rather return to that subject than debate the age-old human flaw of insecurity (which I myself am proud to be guilty of, if that makes any sense at all.)
How about being young and having orgasms. Blissful orgasms. The best of both worlds.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Got it?
Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.
i'm not insecure with my age or who i am...i am 36, actually just turned 36 on the 11th...but my best friend is 20 and my boyfriend is 25...soooo, i think maybe i am just young at heart...or childish :)
You're such a liar! You're 32 and you know it!
Few new people, huh?
Got it?
Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.
i'm not insecure with my age or who i am...i am 36, actually just turned 36 on the 11th...but my best friend is 20 and my boyfriend is 25...soooo, i think maybe i am just young at heart...or childish :)
You're such a liar! You're 32 and you know it!
i'll be 32 if you want me to be 32, baby...lol
-a beautiful lie
I was right! I was right!
As a 36-year-old, I hope you wouldn't put your own tits as an avatar.
As a 24 year old male, or should I say, male in general, I hope she would use her own tits as an avatar.
To the dress down thread for some newbie peer pressuring!
It's like the bat cave, only with boobs.
wow, i can't tell if my tits are being appreciated or looked down upon due to my age...and however great my tits are, those are not mine in the avatar... 
-a beautiful lie
Who's are they, please?
i don't even know...i was in a mood, and looking for the middle finger on photobucket...and that was one of the pics...i've really grown to love it, though
-a beautiful lie
I'm 13 and I dig sexy time.



You are roughly 20 years old.