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MindscrewMin
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I suppose it's a little late to post an introduction, since I've been using the forums for a couple of days, but it won't hurt to explain what I'm all about and get to know some of you, right?

Anyway, the name's Min, Mindy, Myn, Mim, Triple-M, or whatever other weird pet names you care to brand me with. I've been a fan of Palahniuk ever since I read Haunted in 9th grade, and since then I've gone back and read Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, and Pygmy once it came out.

As far as my actual life goes, I'm a startup author with one book out and a sequel in the works. I enjoy reading and writing most any genre except romance and anything with a heavy religious overtone. I'm studying to eventually become a surgeon and I spend my free time watching old classic cartoons and playing Portal (for the moment, until I beat the game). I never give out my real age on forums. Recently, I renounced philosophy.

Well, that's pretty much all I have to say. Who are you guys?

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You are roughly 20 years old.

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I'm assuming you drew that conclusion on the basis that I couldn't have been in 9th grade (i.e. 14 or 15) before Haunted came out. Then again, "roughly" could mean anything--you could be using a margin of error of 50 years, putting me anywhere between 70 and -30.

Oh, I do love playing with numbers Wink

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i am fairly new to this site as well, and i go by the name mercy...oh, mercy me...anyhoo, i rarely divulge my actual age as well, but feel free to guess.. Smile i have 2 kids and am currently thinking about getting back with my ex husband...i guess i'm a glutton for punishment...i've wanted to be a fiction writer since i was a teen, and am currently writing my masterpiece...it's a comedy...and my first try at that genre...but i am having fun...and that's what it's all about, right? well, that and orgasms...wait..what??? lol

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Well, I've seen you both around... I think. So welcome.

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ZacksWastedLife wrote:
Well, I've seen you both around... I think. So welcome.

perhaps...mighty kind of ya Smile

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You made a classic Batman reference so I love you already.
Pop culture references are next to orgasms in the greatest things in life.
And yes it was you mercya0321 that got me thinking of orgasms. Not that I'm complaining, if only I wasn't alone to enjoy it.

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Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

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So people take me seriously, mostly. Because apparently I'm too old for Harry Potter but too young for guro.

And yes. Classic Batman was awesome. Right up there with classic Star Trek.

Remember when Batman and Robin scaled buildings and people popped out of windows totally perpendicular to the wall?

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Smartazboy wrote:
Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

Keyword Frank

Welcome guro fetish girl who won't reveal her age.

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MindscrewMin wrote:

And yes. Classic Batman was awesome. Right up there with classic Star Trek.

Remember when Batman and Robin scaled buildings and people popped out of windows totally perpendicular to the wall?

Don't try that at home.

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I don't get the renouncing philosophy part. What philosophy did you renounce.....coz, ya know, it kind of covers many many modes of thought....

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Edward_Cuthbert wrote:
I don't get the renouncing philosophy part. What philosophy did you renounce.....coz, ya know, it kind of covers many many modes of thought....

I wondered that, too, but then when I thought about it some more, I came up with the little aphorism: "Cynicism must be earned," and then I wrote it down in my notebook and forgot to check this thread until now.
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All philosophy. I've decided I'm going to stop trying to make sense of it all. Why? I don't know. I don't care.

And yes, I'm aware the refusal to take a philosophical position is in itself a philosophical position. People point that out to me all the time. I'm not particularly concerned about it.

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I joined the day before you did. I never give out my real age on forums, either. In "reality", I've even become hesitant. I never thought I'd hit that point in my life. All I've had published as an adult is some poetry; I wrote quite a bit of fiction as a child but have had writers block for...years now.

Slowly but bit by bit I have begun working on a piece. I came to these forums and the Writers Workshop in the hopes to rejuvenate the writer inside.

So, cheers and welcome abroad!

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Smartazboy wrote:
Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...

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BPL wrote:
You made a classic Batman reference so I love you already.
Pop culture references are next to orgasms in the greatest things in life.
And yes it was you mercya0321 that got me thinking of orgasms. Not that I'm complaining, if only I wasn't alone to enjoy it.

orgasms are good alone as well... what?? just sayin'

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I'd think you're under 20 anyway.

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she's 19.

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Poofball wrote:
I joined the day before you did. I never give out my real age on forums, either. In "reality", I've even become hesitant. I never thought I'd hit that point in my life. All I've had published as an adult is some poetry; I wrote quite a bit of fiction as a child but have had writers block for...years now.

Slowly but bit by bit I have begun working on a piece. I came to these forums and the Writers Workshop in the hopes to rejuvenate the writer inside.

So, cheers and welcome abroad!


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mercya0321 wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...


^ 24. maybe 25
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nathaniel parker wrote:
mercya0321 wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...


^ 24. maybe 25

i like that answer...thank you Smile

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Beautiful Lie wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
mercya0321 wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...


^ 24. maybe 25

i like that answer...thank you :)

don't say that! now I know that you're really 32!
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nathaniel parker wrote:
Beautiful Lie wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
mercya0321 wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
Welcome.

So why the age mystery, ladies? Just curious.

oh, no real mystery...most people usually place me a lot younger than my actual age, and i think it's pretty amusing..that's all...


^ 24. maybe 25

i like that answer...thank you :)

don't say that! now I know that you're really 32!

24, maybe 25 is an excellent age, though...reguardless of my actual age, yes? if i was younger, i'd be legal to buy alcohol and crap, and if i was older, well geez- it's just a round about great age to be

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Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

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BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

no truer words...

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Beautiful Lie wrote:
BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

no truer words...

Unless they decide they want to have your ass thrown in jail, then they remember that there under 18.

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Noahrm23 wrote:
Beautiful Lie wrote:
BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

no truer words...

Unless they decide they want to have your ass thrown in jail, then they remember that there under 18.

uh oh...lol...you have a point...i'm legal though...lol

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BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

Men! If you believe this, you are, in fact, pussy whipped.
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17 is a good age, no jailbait for me. There all legal.

That sounds so wrong.

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BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.

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_kit wrote:
BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.

i'm not insecure with my age or who i am...i am 36, actually just turned 36 on the 11th...but my best friend is 20 and my boyfriend is 25...soooo, i think maybe i am just young at heart...or childish Smile

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Whatever happened to the riveting discussion we were having about the blissfulness of orgasms? I'd much rather return to that subject than debate the age-old human flaw of insecurity (which I myself am proud to be guilty of, if that makes any sense at all.)

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MindscrewMin wrote:
Whatever happened to the riveting discussion we were having about the blissfulness of orgasms? I'd much rather return to that subject than debate the age-old human flaw of insecurity (which I myself am proud to be guilty of, if that makes any sense at all.)

How about being young and having orgasms. Blissful orgasms. The best of both worlds.

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Beautiful Lie wrote:
_kit wrote:
BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.

i'm not insecure with my age or who i am...i am 36, actually just turned 36 on the 11th...but my best friend is 20 and my boyfriend is 25...soooo, i think maybe i am just young at heart...or childish :)


You're such a liar! You're 32 and you know it!
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Few new people, huh?

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Beautiful Lie wrote:
_kit wrote:
BPL wrote:
Men, every women age is 21. It doesn't matter their real age. A women's age is 21.
Got it?

Personally I'd much rather be the age I am now (26) than 21.
Anyone who doesn't admit to their real age is just plain insecure with who they are.

i'm not insecure with my age or who i am...i am 36, actually just turned 36 on the 11th...but my best friend is 20 and my boyfriend is 25...soooo, i think maybe i am just young at heart...or childish :)


You're such a liar! You're 32 and you know it!

i'll be 32 if you want me to be 32, baby...lol

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I was right! I was right!

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As a 36-year-old, I hope you wouldn't put your own tits as an avatar.

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As a 24 year old male, or should I say, male in general, I hope she would use her own tits as an avatar.

To the dress down thread for some newbie peer pressuring!

It's like the bat cave, only with boobs.

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wow, i can't tell if my tits are being appreciated or looked down upon due to my age...and however great my tits are, those are not mine in the avatar... Smile

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Who's are they, please?

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Who's are they, please?

i don't even know...i was in a mood, and looking for the middle finger on photobucket...and that was one of the pics...i've really grown to love it, though

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I'm 13 and I dig sexy time.

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