Hieeee, I'm a newbie ^_^
I've been a Palahniuk fan since shortly before Diary. My first of his books was Invisible Monsters, which is still one of my favorites ever. I read a segment from Speaking Bitterness and pissed off some close-minded feminists.
According to my family- I'm creative, compassionate, and strange.
According to my significant other- I'm geeky, sexy, and stubborn.
According to my son- I'm magic, silly, and sometimes unfair.
According to my friends- I'm dorky, shy, and a good listener.
According to me- I'm all of the above and then some.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy