Hieeee, I'm a newbie ^_^
Hello.
I've been a Palahniuk fan since shortly before Diary. My first of his books was Invisible Monsters, which is still one of my favorites ever. I read a segment from Speaking Bitterness and pissed off some close-minded feminists.
According to my family- I'm creative, compassionate, and strange.
According to my significant other- I'm geeky, sexy, and stubborn.
According to my son- I'm magic, silly, and sometimes unfair.
According to my friends- I'm dorky, shy, and a good listener.
According to me- I'm all of the above and then some.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
According to me I am undecided on you.
How you doing?
Welcome and all that Jazz.
"If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man." - Tom Waits
So far, I like you. Won't you stay and have a bite of this apple?
WELCOME TO THE CULT!
Ah shit, I knew it! You're younger than me and you have a kid. Everyone's younger than me! I feel old....
And your clock is t i c k i n g ! ! !
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
No, Tuffy. It's really not.
How do you pronounce your name? In my mind I'm thinking Sha-noa.
Cheeno.
Hiya, and welcome.
Z, so healthy! I always offer cake. Maybe I should switch to fresh fruit.
（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ）
The "eeeeeee" at the end of your "hi" plus the weird face made you start with negative points for me. The fact that you think you are everything your friends/family claim you are and them some, makes you finish with even more negative points for me.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
The doofy cat yawning as your avatar gives you negative points for me.
The fact that you can be negative and judge others for expressing themselves and hide behind your internet self gives you negative points for me.
The lack of grammar in your post serves a few more negative points.
And you just go right ahead and throw in few extra negative points for the general douche-baggery for me, ok?
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
xec8- I'm doing lovely. It's not raining here, but I did enjoy the beautiful weather.
Martin Barker- Maybe this indecision of yours will change as we progress in this rather large cult of ours.
Z- Thanks for the welcome! And by the way, one year (give or take a few months) is not old! I live in one of those towns where you either get the hell out or stay and start things early. I just missed the early start by a longer period of time because I got mixed up and tried to get the hell out for a little while.
_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ and Ritt- Both good tries and I have been called both of those several times, but it's Cha (with the 'a' as in bait)- no - a (as in boa)
mirka- Beautiful cake!
damien_mayfair- Cheers! Right? haha
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
It was movie day today. Watched Sky High, Tom & Jerry, and The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad. Then I ate popcorn for dinner and got my ass handed to me at backgammon by a 7 year-old. I annihilated her at Pictionary afterward however, so I'd call it a pretty good day.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Chay Noah.
I like your name! Welcome to this nutty place.
You look EXACTLY like my friend, Sarah. If, as I'm assuming, that's you in your avatar.
Anyway, welcome. I think we're all still waiting on the name pronounciation thing...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
I guess I didn't see that part. Sadface.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Brackets, darling! You must use brackets! [sad face]
No! it's one word! Sadface! It's a ruthism. Darling...tee hee. I always feel like it should be pronounce DAH-ling...and said while wearing pearls.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Haha! I always feel like the g just shouldn't exist on it. Darlin. Ick. I think it's because I grew up in the south and no one knows how to pronounce words with g at the end!
And you just go right ahead and throw in few extra negative points for the general douche-baggery for me, ok?
but its one of my most endearing qualities.
And technically, you cannot have a 'lack of grammar.' Maybe a lack of proper grammar, or a lack of grammatical correctness, but not a lack of grammar itself.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
You're amazing! What a cool dad!
hieeeeee is clearly a South Park Brian Boitano reference. WINNAR!
Welcome!
What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Thanks to everyone for welcoming me into this place of refuge!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Welcome! You seem fun and interesting. I liked the According to section of your post! Stick around!
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
I think you might be interesting too Gooch, especially if that name is a Scrubs reference! If not, you might still be fairly interesting seeing as you are on this site and all... :-P
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I don't understand the question BloodSugar1308.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Anyone with a blood sugar of 1308 isn't going to make much sense.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
Anyone with a blood sugar of 1308 isn't going to make much sense.
Yeah, I guess that part of it makes sense then.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
HELLO and how you doing on this fine rainy afternoon?
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— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon