Hi, my name is Amber...
And I'm a cultaholic.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
At least I have a sticker that says that, and it makes me laugh. I haven't found anything to stick it on yet.
People like to give me little signs that say things and I hang them around my house. Most recently, one that says "I'll be Perfect... Just as soon as I get that Walking on Water thing down." I hung it above my coffee maker. Motivation every morning!
I have another little sign that says "I AM wearing my Big Girl Panties! They're just starting to Bunch. OK."
An my favorite "What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch!" Which I guess is a W.C. Fields quote. That is about all I know of the man, I am bad with remembering any facts about celebrities or notable people, you see, but I do feel I could be friends with him based on that quote. I empathize completely.
As far as all these little signs go, I guess this is how people have decided to wrap their heads around who I am. I wonder if they gift them to me more as reminders to themselves that they find me odd than anything else.
I'm really not that odd, however. I just like things that are amusing and it isn't my fault if the rest of the world does not get the joke.
One of these days I hope to make friends with some people who like books as much as I do, I've been looking for a while however, and I am beginning to lose faith in everybody about this. It seems books, too, are considered an eccentricity. If someone could explain this to me one day it would be nice.
I'm only introducing myself because I heard there was lobster but nobody will tell me where.