Hi i'm Leo...
what da heck is dat a shruggin bat
Yeah you are.
So what brought you here?
I was on google looking to see if Chuck had any new books coming out and found this forum. It seemed like a good mix of fun and interesting so I joined up.
Also i'm pretty sure the bats just yawning.
The latest book was the Invisible Monsters remix.
And we are a good mix of fun and interesting.
So what's AMA?
AMA=ask me anything.
I find it easier to answer questions than describe myself.
Usually when people do an AMA, there's a brief description about them to start from. Not nothing.
Leo K's an interesting name, how's England going?

When I was around 12 years old I had a hamster named Leo.
Man is the cruelest animal.
Are you a Leo(astrologically speaking)? Do you like Leos? What's your favorite animal?
I like England and we're hosting the olympics soon so it should keep getting more interesting for the next few months.
I'm a taurus, I know a few leos that I get on with but don't know much about astrology so there's probably some I know and dislike too.
My favourite animals are dogs and penguins.
Oh, you're one of those people...
I much prefer people who like:
Helmeted Hornbills:

Giant Coconut Crabs:

and my personal favorite, The Glass Frogs:


I like dogs because of how excited they get to see you.
Weird shits great until the novelty has worn out. Then you're left with a see through frog that you're poking to try and get it's organs to switch places
Weird shits great until the novelty has worn out. Then you're left with a see through frog that you're poking to try and get it's organs to switch places
Ain't that the truth.
hahaha

WTF--I hope I never come happen upon one of those in my life.
I know right! It's like something out of a horror movie.
That's almost as big as I am!
Scaaaaary!
It sounds delicious. "Coconut crab."
Looks it, too.
What is your specialty?
Looks it, too.
I thought the same thing.
I mean what do regular crabs eat? Probably way weirder shit than coconuts.
Seafood!
Weird shit.
I'm not sure that I have a specialty, I spend most of my free time either training jiujitsu or reading.
So your specialty is jiujitsu or reading. Or spending time.
You sound like a Pete.
What's your favorite book and are your biceps big or really big?
Watch out for that cunt Derek.
I'm gonna say jiujitsu, reading is just a hobby until I find away to get paid for doing it.
You sound like a Pete.
What's your favorite book and are your biceps big or really big?
My favorite book is The coffin dancer by Jeffery Deaver, and my biceps are tiny, i'm 6 foot tall and only 145lbs.
Who' Pete?
Pete may or may not be your power animal. Depends.
Depends on what? I'm intrigued
It depends on your subsequent success or failure to thrive.
Do you feel like you're thriving?
Thriving in life in general yes. Thriving in anything more specific depends what you were thinking of.
It's weird entering a thread when people are talking about you. That's probably why Nate never does it.
Hahahahahaha.
Looks it, too.
I thought the same thing.
I mean what do regular crabs eat? Probably way weirder shit than coconuts.
You should steal that lobster hot chick avatar that Avianca used to use. It was both erotic and delicious looking.

A person can find some surprisingly relevant stuff at the bottom of their photobucket account.

Looks it, too.
I thought the same thing.
I mean what do regular crabs eat? Probably way weirder shit than coconuts.
You should steal that lobster hot chick avatar that Avianca used to use. It was both erotic and delicious looking.
I was wondering how a lobster could be both erotic and delicious. Now I see.

You know how we have those marine biologist people who delve deep into the scariest, darkest depths of the oceans to find and study life that we knew never knew about before it scared the shit out of us? Do you think the creatures in the sea have those? Like, is that coconut crab some super brave, crazy-as-fuck scientist who went to explore the unheard of parts of land that the ocean hasn't heard of yet?
Look at him climbing up that trash can. In the name of science! He has no idea what's in there!
Mother of god... I've never seen conditions so hostile to life...
And beached whales are really just shitty amateur biologists who didn't know what they were doing and got themselves killed?

It can happen to an astronaut. Maybe those whales were their astronauts.
I just got a garlic butter boner from that avatar. I know that doesn't make sense, but I don't care.

We all have garlic butter boners.
I don't think Fraggle Rock would have been as successful if that was Uncle Travelin' Matt.


Is that a bat shrugging?