Hi! I'm Flood. Or Kevin. Whichever. I don't care. Is anyone here even??
Yoooo.... I'm new, but don't see all that much acitivity on here. Then again I just started posting. Welcome!!! I mean, thanks for the welcome!
I am from Haledon, NJ, situated next to the sh*thole town of Paterson!! Trying to get out of there; place is a palace of depression....
I HAVE to get back into Chuck more. I keep re-reading his oldies and have Damned started but haven't kept reading. Quite interesting though! I wanna know what she DID. But I'm not even NEAR that yet!
Nice to meetcha 
You're welcome for your welcome.
Would you like a lobster sammich prepped by a cat named Cujo?
Perhaps... I kinda like the name Lucy though. Name the puss Lucy and we have a deal.
Just received my signed copy of IM: REMIX from a Facebook friend in Texas. I'm SO psyched... Although the chapter written backwards may be slightly annoying for me...
Can't help you, I'm afraid; I'm odd.
This is why we can't have nice things.
"Facebook friend" implies he's not a friend in real life, so did you/the other person just add him/you to Facebook and tata, you're friends?
Yes, I'm nosey.
It's a Tuesday in mid october, your at a thrift shop with a rusted sign and everything smells of earth. You're looking for a Halloween Costume and this year you dont want to half ass it. There are a few big parties, all of which you want to go to, all of them full of drunken good times and maybe a few frights. The old lady who runs the shop is sitting at the front desk, the tv is playing some Hollywood stars show and she is counting beads into a jar. After passing a rack of old fur coats, a display case of cracked glasses and a stack of wigs you stumble into an old dresser. Crack varnish, out of wack mirror thats faced the wrong way. As you spin it around the mirror distorts and there are legions of people standing behind you.
What is the name of the shop keepers cat who keeps getting under your feet?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Nice Damien Hirst avatar.
No it's not! Damien Hirst is a douche and his retrospective at the Tate Modern recently was total balls.
But hi.
He is a douche, I like some of his stuff though. Admittedly I don't like much of his latter work, but that diamond skull is so ridiculous I can't help myself.
your welcome my friend
A wild newbie appears!
Yep! Been friends for 10 years online. He's a great. Sends me all kindsa gifts. 
Uhh... Hi... Yeah I like the skull, and I do not care about anybody's opinions on him. No offense.
"Smoosh".
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What gifts have you sent him then?
Please use the quote-button! (Right-bottom corner of a post)
What gifts have you sent him then?
C'est-ca?? Books, books, and more books. And Madonna and Erasure CDs and DVDs. He rocks. 
Madonna *and* Erasure? My my my...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah? I'm a homo, so what?
So nothin'. The gay is fully approved here at the Cult.
This is why we can't have nice things.
HAHA nice. I'd hope so, given Chuck's orientation. My favorite is Invisible Monsters. If they make a movie, they better not fuck it up. I didn't even WATCH Choke. The book was good enough for me.
What is the name of the shop keepers cat who keeps getting under your feet?
Sorry still new at this... his name would be "Smoosh!"
HAHA nice. I'd hope so, given Chuck's orientation. My favorite is Invisible Monsters. If they make a movie, they better not fuck it up. I didn't even WATCH Choke. The book was good enough for me.
What do you mean "given Chuck's orientation"?
lqtm
HAHA nice. I'd hope so, given Chuck's orientation. My favorite is Invisible Monsters. If they make a movie, they better not fuck it up. I didn't even WATCH Choke. The book was good enough for me.
What do you mean "given Chuck's orientation"?
lqtm
Pretty sure he's gay. Unless it was a fake interview I read!! Try not over analyze everything I say, you'll just find yourself running in circles and confused. And don't take that the wrong way. I'm an extremely complex individual. In a bad way. LOL.
Pretty sure he's gay. Unless it was a fake interview I read!! LOL.
Try not over analyze everything I say, you'll just find yourself running in circles and confused. And don't take that the wrong way. I'm an extremely complex individual. In a bad way.
Don't start this shit again. We all know Chuck is really a cyborg from the future with future genitals similar to a slugs.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
What's your favourite Erasure song?
LMAO!! You guys are fun. 
AUDREY THAT BUGGED ME THE FUKK OUT!!! HAHA!! _kit, honestly, he sent me the CD to try to get me into Erasure. I don't dig it that hard. I like metal. Industrial. In Flames, NIN, OLD Manson.... Tool.. Erasure has one song I know I love and I cannot remember the name. Somewhere in the late 90s area. Let me grab the CD and you tell me if I should listen to it. I broke the 6disc CD magazine changer in for my car stereo so I dont even listen to music lately... I'm a horrible man.... fuck... I can't even find the CD. It's black cover with rainbows or something.
My job here is done.
HAHA you are ridiculous! So what do you guys and girlies all do here? Like ON here? I've read the comics / graphic novels, sorry *GASP!!!...... I don't know why I did that... GASP!! (I'm really not all that femmy... just rambly).
....
OK so .... HI, it's great to meet so many interesting people already; I appreciate the warm and wet welcome. Ew.
We all dick around with our differnt bits and pieces.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Well that just sounds right up my a--
Right up my alley. I play on the top a lot. Some cool features up there.
Pssshhh.. who 'parties' and talks about it? ) I'm just playing. Well, I'm not, but 'twould be quite moronic if one did! Ha ew imagine I talked and wrote like that, and didn't notice how stupid it sounded? "T'would.... Tis" Aiiieeeee I need me some greenies. Now.
I'm no longer following what's going on.
Hello Flood.
Welcome here.
Yes welcome--I've been a big fan of this site for quite a while, but never registered until now.. Any advice for a new member-- i really want to get into some novel discussions-- i love the book club group as wee.. Super excited--Much love all-
PEACE
Tovarische Snarkova, make yourself a new member thread and tell us things. They don't have to be relevant - or even true - but they must be told.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Mz. Snarky we have many important questions to ask you.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Since when is Chuck gay?
I guess since these newbies come in here with their Gay Chuck Agenda trying to take Fight Club away from us.
I believe since he was born, but you'd have to ask Chuck. Pretty sure I read it in an article on HERE. I don't know why it became such a huge thing since I barely touched on the subject; I was mainly telling everyone about myself. I thought this was an introduction thread, je ne sais pas!!!? 
I believe since he was born, but you'd have to ask Chuck. Pretty sure I read it in an article on HERE. I don't know why it became such a huge thing since I barely touched on the subject; I was mainly telling everyone about myself. I thought this was an introduction thread, je ne sais pas!!!? :(
Pourquoi parles-tu français?
Peut-être c'est trendy...
I believe since he was born, but you'd have to ask Chuck. Pretty sure I read it in an article on HERE. I don't know why it became such a huge thing since I barely touched on the subject; I was mainly telling everyone about myself. I thought this was an introduction thread, je ne sais pas!!!? :(
We all know he is gay.
It is sort of a joke here that sometimes new people come along and freak out about it, there used to be a really long topic that would get bumped by new people every few months titled "Chuck GAY!!!???" wherein either the new person would post some long thing about how they are perfectly Okay with that, or how it really means the world to them, or how they can't stomach his books knowing something like that and how dare anyone make such an accusation et cetera.
The title got deleted by a mod at some point, or locked so it couldn't be posted in or anything.
We all just pretend we are shocked when someone new mentions it, as an old joke.
Don't worry about it.
I believe since he was born, but you'd have to ask Chuck. Pretty sure I read it in an article on HERE. I don't know why it became such a huge thing since I barely touched on the subject; I was mainly telling everyone about myself. I thought this was an introduction thread, je ne sais pas!!!? :(
We all know he is gay.
It is sort of a joke here that sometimes new people come along and freak out about it, there used to be a really long topic that would get bumped by new people every few months titled "Chuck GAY!!!???" wherein either the new person would post some long thing about how they are perfectly Okay with that, or how it really means the world to them, or how they can't stomach his books knowing something like that and how dare anyone make such an accusation et cetera.
The title got deleted by a mod at some point, or locked so it couldn't be posted in or anything.
We all just pretend we are shocked when someone new mentions it, as an old joke.
Don't worry about it.
I should have warned you about this one, Kevin. She's the hold out. The nay-sayer. Conspiracy theorist. She thinks she's funny.
BUT WE KNOW BETTER
Haha. I love French. It's only trendy for GIRLS to be LESBIANS. It's just wrong and sinful if a guy is a lesbian. Or if a guy is a homosexxxchulll.
Guys go easy on me, I'm very intelligent, but extremely gullible. I know that doesn't make sense. But it's true. I'm like the "Charlie" in The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I know this is all CHUCK P, CHUCK P!! But anyone into Auggie Burroughs? He is my ultimate doppelganger... Emotionally, not physically. 
I believe since he was born, but you'd have to ask Chuck. Pretty sure I read it in an article on HERE. I don't know why it became such a huge thing since I barely touched on the subject; I was mainly telling everyone about myself. I thought this was an introduction thread, je ne sais pas!!!? :(
We all know he is gay.
It is sort of a joke here that sometimes new people come along and freak out about it, there used to be a really long topic that would get bumped by new people every few months titled "Chuck GAY!!!???" wherein either the new person would post some long thing about how they are perfectly Okay with that, or how it really means the world to them, or how they can't stomach his books knowing something like that and how dare anyone make such an accusation et cetera.
The title got deleted by a mod at some point, or locked so it couldn't be posted in or anything.
We all just pretend we are shocked when someone new mentions it, as an old joke.
Don't worry about it.
I should have warned you about this one, Kevin. She's the hold out. The nay-sayer. Conspiracy theorist. She thinks she's funny.
BUT WE KNOW BETTER
LMAO. Well thanks. That helps. I figured I'd meet a bunch of "people like you". Take that as you want. Ha nah... I just mean people who make one think more than usually do. Which everyone should do. But usually it just doesn't happen and everyone appears to be a plastic mold of the person before them.
Ahaha, you're so obviously new. 
I believe since he was born, but you'd have to ask Chuck. Pretty sure I read it in an article on HERE. I don't know why it became such a huge thing since I barely touched on the subject; I was mainly telling everyone about myself. I thought this was an introduction thread, je ne sais pas!!!? :(
We all know he is gay.
It is sort of a joke here that sometimes new people come along and freak out about it, there used to be a really long topic that would get bumped by new people every few months titled "Chuck GAY!!!???" wherein either the new person would post some long thing about how they are perfectly Okay with that, or how it really means the world to them, or how they can't stomach his books knowing something like that and how dare anyone make such an accusation et cetera.
The title got deleted by a mod at some point, or locked so it couldn't be posted in or anything.
We all just pretend we are shocked when someone new mentions it, as an old joke.
Don't worry about it.
I should have warned you about this one, Kevin. She's the hold out. The nay-sayer. Conspiracy theorist. She thinks she's funny.
BUT WE KNOW BETTER
You think you know better.
Ahaha, you're so obviously new.
Heh yup! Not to all forums, just this one. PS I love Ariel. I watch that movie at LEAST once a month on my laptop, it helps me sleep.
We're here alright! Just you wait.
Hey Kevin, where are you from?