Hi, I'm a new premium member of your website as of this year.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Looks more to me like he's asking you to pull his finger.[/QUOTE]
No no no, he's mocking me with his stink finger.
[QUOTE=UbikRex]No no no, he's mocking me with his stink finger.[/QUOTE]
I thought you were asking him to guess where your thumb's been.
Blah blah blah...It's HammerTime!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/UbikRex/hammertime.gif[/IMG]
Top That! That's right you got served!
[QUOTE=UbikRex]No no no, he's mocking me with his stink finger.[/QUOTE]
And I'm now mocking you with my stink eye.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=UbikRex]Blah blah blah...It's HammerTime!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/UbikRex/hammertime.gif[/IMG]
Top That! That's right you got served![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Brak]And I'm now mocking you with my stink eye.[/QUOTE]
IT'S HAMMERTIME!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/UbikRex/hammertime.gif[/IMG]
Now I was cold coolin', you know (maxin' and relaxin')
Just kickin' it around the house (oaktown kicking' it)
When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!
Can hammer come out? (what's up?)
Now I don't mind (mind) being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava (flava)
But wednesday, pugsley, gomez, fester (oh man)
Man, them some strange neighbours
they do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and the slap a friend
The addams family
Your thumb was up Hammer's ass?
Haha. I'm sure glad I don't remember how that song goes cause if I got it stuck in my head, there'd be hell to pay, Ubiwan.
What do you suppose he was hiding in those pants?
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
Maybe I just got my answer.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Maybe I just got my answer.[/QUOTE]
Fester?
my my my
music hits me
so hard
makes me say
oh my lord
oh oh oh
i'm not feeling the hammer right now.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Maybe I just got my answer.[/QUOTE]
Hammers, obviously.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Maybe I just got my answer.[/QUOTE]
brak i love your avatar it's so cute. that's from way back in the day.
[QUOTE=Undertow]Your thumb was up Hammer's ass?[/QUOTE]
Dude, [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=19326&highlight=room]Go To Your Room![/URL]
Chorus (4x):
Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump!
Verse 1:
Just when I thought could I hit another one
So up jumps see me with the pumps and a bump
All stiggitty stiggity girls, getting on my good nerves
Looking like ice cream ready to be served
Wreck it, check it, can I get in it
If you wanna kick it with a G baby here's me
Cause I come equipped, I'm a pimp, a slippity slip, I suppose you take a trip
Chorus(4x)
Pumps and a bump, now many say a big butt
But if you're hip you know that it's a phone crud
It's making the brothers go crazy in the 2-G
Shake like a bottle girl fine as wine G
So when I here I got a step (to a fine thing)
Never been a coward (cause it's a eastside thing)
Just step right up to the girl with the big butt
Tell her what's up you got the pumps and a bump
Bridge:
Men: Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life there's a girl fucking tight!
Ladies! All everyone there's a man who is tight who can hit it all night!
We gotta get the pumps!
Chorus(4x)
I don't like 'em stiggity fat! (No!)
I like 'em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)
You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back (Awwww!)
So when you hear the rump shaking on the dance floor
Keep you bottling get your eyes and get hypnotized
But a nigga like me will dance up to some chopping and chewing
Keep em bottling you know I keep 'em bobbing
I put my fingerprints all over that rump
I'm guilty as hell but I love the pumps and the bump! (Ow!)
Chorus (4x)
Bridge
[QUOTE=UbikRex]Dude, [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=19326&highlight=room]Go To Your Room![/URL][/QUOTE]
Uh oh! Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh!
*picks up a hammer, charges towards Rex*
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Haha. I'm sure glad I don't remember how that song goes cause if I got it stuck in my head, there'd be hell to pay, Ubiwan.
What do you suppose he was hiding in those pants?[/QUOTE]
hey do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and the slap a friend
The addams family
Now I was cold coolin', you know (maxin' and relaxin')
Just kickin' it around the house (oaktown kicking' it)
When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!
Can hammer come out? (what's up?)
Now I don't mind (mind) being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava (flava)
But wednesday, pugsley, gomez, fester (oh man)
Man, them some strange neighbours
I remember the day I needed to borrow
A little of pepper (for my chicken)
The next thing you know, comin' at me
Was a hand with the fingers high steppin' (I'm witcha)
Now I tried to play it along (you know)
And act like I was havin' a ball (ha ha)
But what do I see (yo) a perm with feet (cousin it)
Standin' about three feet tall (I'm outta here)
Speakin' and thinkin' about the addams
You know the hammer is with it (I'm with it)
Act a fool, no bones, swooop, goofy and randy
You know we kick it (the posse)
Now is the time to get in your mind
It's ok to be yourself (be yourself)
Take foolish pride and put it aside
Like the addams, yo! they def (that's a family!)
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit (who's too legit?)
(the addams family)
(you know what I'm saying, the addams)
(addams) too legit (oh yeah)
(addams) too legit (talkin' 'bout the addams now)
(addams) too legit (I'm saying it's the addams now)
(the addams family)
(yo! take to the bridge)
(thank you fester)
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh, this is the addams groove right here, ha ha
(addams) yeah yeah
(addams) just like that
(addams) oh yeah
(the addams family) you know you gotta fully understand
They dok what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family)
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
I'm tellin' you I saw the hand
(the addams family) thing, man, I saw
They do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family) it's the addams
Yeah, thank you fester, I needed to go back to the bridge again
Thank you, thank you, now check this out
[QUOTE=Undertow]Uh oh! Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh!
*picks up a hammer, charges towards Rex*[/QUOTE]
Quit editing your post.
[QUOTE=UbikRex]hey do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and the slap a friend
The addams family
Now I was cold coolin', you know (maxin' and relaxin')
Just kickin' it around the house (oaktown kicking' it)
When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!
Can hammer come out? (what's up?)
Now I don't mind (mind) being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava (flava)
But wednesday, pugsley, gomez, fester (oh man)
Man, them some strange neighbours
I remember the day I needed to borrow
A little of pepper (for my chicken)
The next thing you know, comin' at me
Was a hand with the fingers high steppin' (I'm witcha)
Now I tried to play it along (you know)
And act like I was havin' a ball (ha ha)
But what do I see (yo) a perm with feet (cousin it)
Standin' about three feet tall (I'm outta here)
Speakin' and thinkin' about the addams
You know the hammer is with it (I'm with it)
Act a fool, no bones, swooop, goofy and randy
You know we kick it (the posse)
Now is the time to get in your mind
It's ok to be yourself (be yourself)
Take foolish pride and put it aside
Like the addams, yo! they def (that's a family!)
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit (who's too legit?)
(the addams family)
(you know what I'm saying, the addams)
(addams) too legit (oh yeah)
(addams) too legit (talkin' 'bout the addams now)
(addams) too legit (I'm saying it's the addams now)
(the addams family)
(yo! take to the bridge)
(thank you fester)
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh, this is the addams groove right here, ha ha
(addams) yeah yeah
(addams) just like that
(addams) oh yeah
(the addams family) you know you gotta fully understand
They dok what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family)
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
I'm tellin' you I saw the hand
(the addams family) thing, man, I saw
They do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family) it's the addams
Yeah, thank you fester, I needed to go back to the bridge again
Thank you, thank you, now check this out[/QUOTE]
Shame on you.
It's not gonna work, Ubeejubee.
[QUOTE=jane s.]Hammers, obviously.[/QUOTE]
Ah, yes. The ol' ball peens.
[QUOTE=snuffy]brak i love your avatar it's so cute. that's from way back in the day.[/QUOTE]
I love it, too. It's a panel from a comic FJ wrote about himself, me and Jane going fishing one day. Jane is the badger. She meets an unfortunate demise at the machine-gun hand of glamhoth, though, after she says fishing sucks. I tried to find the comic, but was unsuccessful.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[URL=http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/hammer.shtml]In Other News[/URL]
i wanna see! find it!
Its been a couple of months since posting here, how do you ladies deal with that not so fresh feeling when it umm...ya know..happens.
[QUOTE=UbikRex]Its been a couple of months since posting here, how do you ladies deal with that not so fresh feeling when it umm...ya know..happens.[/QUOTE]
That was incredibly drunk and stupid of you to say as a newb. God I hate old posts like this!
I'm appalled
And to think in over 2 months I have made over 7K posts...I love this place
i never did make a new member thread
maybe i oughta
Mine turned out to be a smash!
*UPDATE*
My Husband left me for a turkish taxi driver that offered to pay for his sex change operations I was too proud to ever try and provide him with.
Its been a strange few months but it is also nice to know after another 2k+ posts i've transformed from ex-husband to Deadliest Vomitter Alive.
Well hello there new kid in town. Belly up and enjoy your stay.
[QUOTE=UbikRex]This here is me and my husband (for legal purposes I'm documented as a woman)
He is a swell guy, but he always blames me of having smelly books. Look here he is giving me the finger he touched the book with and telling me how smelly it is.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/UbikRex/UbikRexandMr.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Looks more to me like he's asking you to pull his finger.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]