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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:23

Septembrist

Poobah

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From: Some igloo in the arctic north... eh

Joined: 11/18/2009

So this is my first time joining a cult...

First found Chuck through the recommendations of an ex of mine.

Fell out of love and fell in love.

Anyways, I don't have much to say about myself. So...

Nice to meet you and where's the punch?

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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:24

#1

xec8

Godder than God

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From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

I'm fine, baby! Where mah bitches at?

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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:55

#2

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

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Joined: 10/03/2004

Here.

Hi.

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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:56

#3

jane s.

vomits on children

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From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Hi! How are you?

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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:05

#4

Nightrious

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Joined: 11/10/2003

I feel like a trout.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:25

#5

LeHaHi

TinTin-abulation

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From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

i feel gutted, much like a bass.

Hello.

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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:45

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Minerva

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Joined: 11/13/2003

Hello and welcome. Is your ex a member of the cult?

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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:27

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Septembrist

Poobah

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From: Some igloo in the arctic north... eh

Joined: 11/18/2009

lol
That is an excellent question... perhaps I should ask her the next time we talk.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 07:50

#8

Kerplunk

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From: Limeyland

Joined: 07/21/2009

Evenin' guvna!

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 07:56

#9

Imke

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From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

Welcome to the Cult!

Everytime I see your username I think of The Decemberists.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 13:41

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Septembrist

Poobah

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From: Some igloo in the arctic north... eh

Joined: 11/18/2009

I get that a lot... and it's a band I listen too every now and then. But it actually has a different meaning... It goes with me discovering a word while reading through the dictionary. Yeah I'm weird, sometimes I like to look through the dictionary... anyways I find the word septembrist. It means blood thirsty revolutionist... I am far from one but I thought the name sounded "cool".

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 13:43

#11

Imke

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From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

Looking through the dictionary isn't weird, I do it too.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 14:01

#12

big S

Wasted all day killing all the Capulets

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From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

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Ricky wrote:

"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. The way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here."

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 16:50

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nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

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From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

I've spent hours just looking through the phone book.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 16:59

#14

Amanda19

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Joined: 09/19/2009

Hello Mr. Poobah. For some reason, right now, in this very thread, big S is reminding me strongly of Soul Train.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:02

#15

big S

Wasted all day killing all the Capulets

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From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

i get that a lot.

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Ricky wrote:

"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. The way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here."

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:09

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Amanda19

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Joined: 09/19/2009

Who WOULDN'T say it?! You're obviously a very loud and proud black man.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:18

#17

Minerva

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Joined: 11/13/2003

He's Sinbad?!

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Sun, 11/22/2009 - 08:54

#18

Kerplunk

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From: Limeyland

Joined: 07/21/2009

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Sun, 11/22/2009 - 09:07

#19

Imke

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From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

That made me laugh way too much.

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Sun, 11/22/2009 - 10:11

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Septembrist

Poobah

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From: Some igloo in the arctic north... eh

Joined: 11/18/2009

I need his moustache...

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Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:58

#21

damien_mayfair

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Joined: 08/20/2006

some of them are coming out of his nose
the way god intended, i suppose

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