Hi, hello.
Hi, hello, I'm Simmi and I've been writing for at least five years, but I've been writing semi-well for the past two. I've only ever written one decent short story called "Goodnight Lava" and have started a bunch of "wannabe novels" and what not.
I've sadly only really read one book by Chuck Palahniuk, Rant. It was so well written I fell in love with his writing. One of my friends is in love with the guys writing, so there may be some influence there, but I'm planning on taking an adventure to the library to get some more of his stuff.
I hope I haven't bored you to death, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Welcome to the Cult. You might want to join the workshop, seems like a good fit.
But More importantly. You are captured by a mad scientist, he shrinks you down to the height of a pencil, and tosses you in a blender. How will you escape this mess before he turns on the blender. And more importantly what is your dream sandwich?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Read Fight Club. Nao, it's an order, read the book or watch the movie or else.
-just kidding, welcome to The Cult. If this is your first night, you have to write.
And have fun, I hope you find your place here and all that introduction stuff.
"After a whole life reading, I realized books don't make you cleverer. They think for you.
So I started writing."
new guy is just jumping right in.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Welcome! yes, join the workshop! It'll be one of the best things you can do for your writing. Very informative and provides much motivation 
-Nikki
Get the sugar. Get the sugar. Get the sugar.
Your name reminds me of Coming to America... Arsenio Hall's character.
Anyway, welcome.
hahaha
hey, simmi, welcome to the cult. dont wait to read survivor, that book will blow you away, too 
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Johnny Bench or Pete Rose?