Hi everybody!
I'm Orenthal James. You football fans out there probably already know about me. Has anyone seen the Naked Gun comedy films? That was me!
Well how are you guys doing?
why the helmet?
Fraud.
Guilty.
This is my cutting-edge controversual viewpoint on this man.
::everybody:: HI DR. NICK
BEST. GIMMICK. EVER.
[color=yellow]"Generally, you can get titties and beer, or a vagina and an eight dollar coke. But you can't have all three. Someone tried all three once and, like, burst into flames or some shit." - Simulacrumncoke
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they taste like burning
The Hilton sisters are blond white girls, you know what you have to do.
Wow, I see you guys are already familiar with me! That's cool! Always nice to make new friends.
small_fire: Les is a good chum! What a funny guy! Always making jokes, that silly cracka! One day he came to the set with a cantelope on his head and the number "32" painted on it LOL! We snuck that into the movie, see if you can spot it next time you watch the film 
iza: Why the helmet? Football is a dangerous sport! Dangerous but very fun LOL!
godspeed: LOL! You crazy cracka!
Guspasho: Solid, man! Solid!
Thanks for the warm welcome everyone! I can see I'm welcome here!
morey: LOL! I love me some white girls, you know what I'm talking about, brotha!
colored ass moron.
YOU'RE GUILTY, AY?
kl0pper: I'm sorry man, I don't know what to say to you! You crazyass cracka! LOL!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]colored ass moron.
YOU'RE GUILTY, AY? [/B][/QUOTE] Colored ass? I like that. Colored to look like what, the possibilitys are...enormous, especially if the ass is.
morey: I don't understand these white people sometimes, brotha! LOL!
Sup Orenthal?
[color=yellow]"Generally, you can get titties and beer, or a vagina and an eight dollar coke. But you can't have all three. Someone tried all three once and, like, burst into flames or some shit." - Simulacrumncoke
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hey does the glove still fit?
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I thought it never fit. And they aquit[ted].
There is hope, but not for us.
stupid bitch keep out of mens matters, gloves.
klopper you're a fascinating fellow, but how do you know that joan s is a beatch and not a dude?
Hey man welcome to the cult.
aaahhh...
uhh yeah, welcome brother
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[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
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Yes, one of My (american) football heroes!
I loved you in the hertz ads, man. Jumpin over seats and shit. Yeah.
[size=1]" The art of writing is like the art of giving head: relishing your dominion over the other body. ."[b] ~Gordon Lish[/b][/size]
you shoula killed Kato too, why o why did you let him live
Hey LT, what was it like breaking Joe Theisman's leg...that was soooooooooooooooooooooo gross.
Thanks for the welcome everybody!
Larry! Whazzap brotha?!
phytoplankton: I don't know what to say man LOL! Crazy cracka!
harharhar
lets make spice girls and backstreet boys jokes too, eh?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]harharhar
lets make spice girls and backstreet boys jokes too, eh? [/B][/QUOTE]
And make fun of Canadians
[color=yellow]"Generally, you can get titties and beer, or a vagina and an eight dollar coke. But you can't have all three. Someone tried all three once and, like, burst into flames or some shit." - Simulacrumncoke
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Hey Succotash what's your avatar from?
It's from a picture, taken of a poster, of a guy holding a molotov cocktail. I'm not terribly sure, I but I think it's an IRA poster or something, 'cause of the button. Other than that, I don't know much about the pic.
Where at? Orenthal.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by CunyBag [/i]
[B]Tell me it aint so!!!
have u ever seen the wind where to polkadots end?
did u ever see a man with eight fingers on his hand?
did u have to dry your eye when u saw that puppy fly?
Oh NO!!!
Tell me it aint so!!! [/B][/QUOTE]
BTW a word of advice: Never post original song lyrics here. Tonns of shit will be dumped on your head.
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Wait, so who was Lawrence Taylor, then?
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
i can tell that you are waiting around for someone to reply...so i will indulge you...
WOW! i can't believe it's really you! how was working with leslie nielson???