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Hello, my name is Ricardo and I am from Caracas, Venezuela. I would like to know how to submit a cover book I made for Invisible Monsters to the fan-made book covers section. 
"The silver bag of turkey Tetrazzini empty on the carpet. The carved elephant pillars.
In our heads, we’re all jotting down the line:I happen to know a lot about human insides . . .
And nothing more happens. More nothing happens. "
Hey, Turkey! (said like a black man from the 70's)
I am supposed to be here to help, but I cannot, in this instance.
Hey Francisco... we suck.
Hold my hand until we get through this.
I have to. That's procedure.
I would just go ahead and post them here:
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000007
Also - welcome.
That was really easy. This must be really embarrassing for you, Frank.
Let me thank all of you with a video.
"The silver bag of turkey Tetrazzini empty on the carpet. The carved elephant pillars.
In our heads, we’re all jotting down the line:I happen to know a lot about human insides . . .
And nothing more happens. More nothing happens. "
Twas.
Well, to be fair to Frank - I know what he was thinking. Getting a cover posted in the Fan Gallery on the Main Menus. I'm pretty sure that Dennis used to pull those out of direct PMs to him and from browsing the Fan Submissions that I linked. I could be wrong.
Either way, the only way for your art to get viewed now days is to post it in fan submissions.
Yes, that's what I thought. I didn't even think about the fan submission section, though. And that's why Pete is a mod. Because I can only handle GD stuff, really.
lol, I don't really read that many other sections either. That's why if you look at the spam in the News or other areas, it's ridiculous. One day I spent like 2 hours cleaning some of those areas up.
Yeah, it's crazy. I just try to get rid of the new stuff. If the thread that gets bumped with spam has old spam, then I get rid of it then. Usually I have a good idea of where spam is when old, unpopular threads, (especially in the website forum) get bumped.
And thread derailed.
Why do you think they keep bumping my birthday thread?
Next year, strict guest list.
Black tie.
But no shirt, no shoes, no problem.
I probably shouldn't be allowed to make the rules.
Jes, I didn't want to out you, but I know its you bumping your birthday thread. I've checked the IP addresses of the "spammers". They all match yours.
Oh my god!
It's coming from inside the laptop...
Oh man, I want to write a short story about that. lmao
His avatar will not do.
Hi, my name is Yessica and I cannot help you.