Hi.
So...
I'm new here. A brief summary of me:
I live in London (England)
I'm studying Media at University
I love writing
There are only a handful of writers that hold my attention
Chuck is most certainly the top of that list
When I was younger I had a few poems published (didn't everybody)
I get bored
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
Noah, I always look forward to your posts on welcome threads.
And hello, new guy. Why didn't you post when you first joined?
I live in London (England)
This amuses me.
There is hope, but not for us.
I live in London (England)
This amuses me.
Is that the same London where the bridge falls down?
How can something progress if it's static?
I live in London (England)
This amuses me.
Is that the same London where the bridge falls down?
It is my belief that that London Bridge is now in Lake Havasue[sp?], AZ.
Falling Down (irony!) and Million Dollar Mystery tell me this is true.
It is the very same London, although I have never witnessed the 'falling of the bridge' which only occurs when the natives don't give an adequate virgin sacrifice to the Bridge Gods.
The bridge that was purchased by an American IS London Bridge. But it was bought by mistake as he, (along with Black Eyed Peas 'Singer' Fergie) thought that London Bridge was Tower Bridge - the pretty one with, well, towers. It's not. It's just a bit of concrete and steel.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
Nope they let any old filth into university here. Although that's all set to change as they're putting the cost of going up by, about 300%.
You do have to get certain grades at school to be able to get your place though.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
Hit quote instead of reply.
Haha yeah, just realised that. thanks!
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
It can't...that's kinda the point. It's a comment on the lifestyle I was leading when I came up with it a few years ago. But I like how it sounds so it's stuck with me.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
I doubt I'd be walking in the woods alone, as I always feel as if someone (or a bear) is hiding amongst the trees. So, I'd push whoever I am walking with in front of the bear and run. Unless I'm walking with my ex-girlfriend, in which case rather than push-run, it'd go push-laugh-photos for facebook-run.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
And hello, new guy. Why didn't you post when you first joined?
Hello, and I have no idea. Laziness? I also could have been drunk. I tend to find that I've signed up to all sorts of odd things online when I've been drunk.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
What are your thoughts and opinions on Benny Hill?
Well, Benny Hill was a little before my time, and I can't confess to having watched a lot of it. But as far as memory serves, his show was predominantly crass sexual innuendo and over-the-top slap stick. So clearly, I should be more of a fan.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
Do people often assume you mean London, Ontario, Canada? Cause that would be odd, really.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
There's a London, Kentucky also.
There are many places named London, but there is only one REAL London.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
There are many places named London, but there is only one REAL London.
Exactly, so why add the England part?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Exactly, so why add the England part?
erm...because if I had put 'the REAL London' I'd come across like an arrogant Brit. Which of course I am, it's just not the best way to make first impressions.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
Exactly, so why add the England part?
erm...because if I had put 'the REAL London' I'd come across like an arrogant Brit. Which of course I am, it's just not the best way to make first impressions.
There is no way to make a good first impression around here.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Sure there is.
poidh.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
There is no way to make a good first impression around here.
Well in that case, I'm actually not from London at all. I was sent here by Xenu to convince you all that Tom Cruise really is a disciple of the one true faith.
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
There is no way to make a good first impression around here.
Well in that case, I'm actually not from London at all. I was sent here by Xenu to convince you all that Tom Cruise really is a disciple of the one true faith.
you just made me think of that one crazy bitch. She said she was from another universe or some shit, or maybe it was a he? All I remember was they said "etwas" a lot.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
poidh.
Tyler Knight has pretty much clinched the 2010 rookie of the year award.
poidh.
Tyler Knight has pretty much clinched the 2010 rookie of the year award.
good point. So the way to make a good impression is to be a porn star.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
poidh.
Tyler Knight has pretty much clinched the 2010 rookie of the year award.
good point. So the way to make a good impression is to be a porn star.
I think the reason he's such a hit around here is because he's honest, even about shit you wouldn't think he'd be completely comfortable talking about. That, and he doesn't try too hard.
The porn star thing got people paying attention, but it was how he conveyed himself here that won a lot of people over and showed how genuine he is.
That's my take on it, anyway.
you just made me think of that one crazy bitch. She said she was from another universe or some shit, or maybe it was a he? All I remember was they said "etwas" a lot.
Another universe where they speak German?
"Start praying for a 12-car pile-up on the turnpike 'cause we're not exactly swimming in livers over here."
you just made me think of that one crazy bitch. She said she was from another universe or some shit, or maybe it was a he? All I remember was they said "etwas" a lot.
Another universe where they speak German?
That makes more sense now. Nothing else that person said made sense, but at least I know what all the etwas business was.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
If you make it through your introduction thread without getting pissy at the massive amount of sarcasm chances are your last. And also expect most topics to just subject.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
you just made me think of that one crazy bitch. She said she was from another universe or some shit, or maybe it was a he? All I remember was they said "etwas" a lot.
Another universe where they speak German?
Ahaha.
poidh.
I could never compete with TK, but I got no flack at all when I joined. I even made a "Nemesis" thread to try and get it out of the way, because I was pretty sure it was coming. But alas, there was no flack to be found. Instead, Kirk put pretty rainbows on someones profile. It was all joy and happiness.
Consider yourself lucky, new person who is getting some flack.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
To be fair, this guy isn't giving us much material to work with in terms of sarcastic remarks. Which I guess is a good thing, for him.
Welcome, arrogant Xenu briton
He might not even come back, seems like that happens a lot.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
If he doesn't come back it's probably because no one offered him a sammich! Let alone any lobster!
or are we not doing that anymore?
OMG, that's so spring 2010. I'm so embarrassed for you.
If you were walking in the woods and a bear were to attack you, how would you fend it off?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy