hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

.worD

Is it really February 5th, 2010?

....shit.

idk i thought it was wednesday

.but its not siR

tuesday?>

.no i think its like thursday or somethinG

Your entire existence lacks content.

.i like the way u typE

I think it's annoying.

EDIT_

No way you're 24.

.loL .thanks masS .i like the way you type toO

what a friendly welcome

ur right im actually 23 i didnt give my real birth date

.no way your 23 .that just isnt possiblE

I'm reading this conversation, except in my head, each word is long and drawn out and sounds robotic. What does this mean?!

its true

.means we're robotS

means maybe your mind should see a speech therapist?

.eeeeeeeeebolA

Anyone else get really fucking annoyed when a girl texts you and adds 7 extra syllables to words?

Alriiiiiiiiiight.

Wats uppppppppp

woooorrrrrrddddddd

u should do it back and annoy her twice as much

I have too much integrity to text in dialect. And it wouldn't annoy them because the ones who text like that are usually too dumb.

21 posts and i didnt get a real hello? kind of sad isnt it.

I don't say hello to members without an avatar. I need an image to relish on.

I know i say this a lot, but this really is a pretty strange thread.

Welcome.

Yes! finally, thanks! i didnt think this was so strange but you have ... vaginal banana...? under your name, thats pretty strange O.o

It is pretty strange.

i groaned at the title of this thread and was not surprised at what I found inside.

u groaned at someone saying hi?

with 12 exclamation marks, yes.

whats wrong with them?

too much, too immature.

Dear Santa,

Please let this thread die.

Thank you! I;m your bigggggggggesssssstt faaannnnnnnn!

I've been a goooooooood boy!

-Monk

good god.... i signed up here thinking i could talk to some people with a similar interest as myself but since ive been here (3 hours) i have only been judged and insulted... i havent done anything worthy of these things. is that how quickly u dismiss people? just because i didnt think of a witty title and put a few extra characters on the end of a HELLO? which only one person was gracious enough to give back. so im deemed too immature to say hello to and if you read back over these posts i wasnt the one that was rude first, i really hope you dont treat all new members that type a little differently to yourselves like you have done to me. oh wait, i guess im not the first as modestchuckfan also does and looking over his welcome thread he didnt recieve the warmest welcome.

just remember what section you are typing in... you are supposed to WELCOME people to the community.

Arggghhh... Today has been such a weird day here.

Hi, mass, I'm Timberly. Had your first post been something like:

Hi, my name is _________. I'm a Chuck fan and also a fan of _______. My favorite color is ______. I think Cujo is a good name for a cat.

then you'd have gotten a better response. Just posting "suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?" doesn't give us anything to respond TO.

So, my humble advice would be to throw up an avatar (anything, really, doesn't have to be a picture of you), and look through the forums for threads you'd like to contribute to. :]

We're actually quite friendly here (most days) and always welcome new people wanting to stick around and contribute.

spend five or six years here and you'd get sick of all the dumb welcome threads too. and if this is how you react to just a teeny tiny lil bit of teasing, then you would NOT do well here. Did you read the rules? You made a welcome thread and told us nothing about yourself. So, just sort of grow up, ok?

So are you a guy or a girl? What's your name? Where you from?

Timberly, Levi, you both put that so perfectly.

Still no avatar?

mass so us something interesting about yourself. intrigue us. entice us.
don't be another nagger.
the more you complain about how uninterested we seem the more uninterested we'll become.

so mass what's it gonna be? blow me away with how interesting you really are....hurry before I get bored!

psssfhh...kicking it smokin' chron, thinking of how to get it legalized here...and what to do with the madhatters , seeking inspiration...

Ok, I'll get the ball rolling....

Mass, if there were an 11 page biography written about you after your passing, what would it say on the second line of the 9th page?

"In that moment, with his hands gently carving around the sinewy tissue around her heart, he had never felt more interesting and worth a welcome thread in his life"

thats two lines worth of material.

I asked for one line.

Or how about....

"Some said there was no way he'd be able to force it all in her mouth, but beautiful music was made that day for all involved"

well, what kinda print are we using?

yea i see your points... i should have given you more to go on but im honestly not one for saying much about myself, i just thought id say hello and search the forum and join in a little here and there.

dont take my post wrong, im not hurt nor offended, you can think what you want about me but i just wished you would get to know me by a conversation first... not a list of things i like.i dont mind being teased im all for a bit of fun and i can laugh at myself.seeing the same "dumb" posts for 5 years doesnt mean you have to reply with a rude comment, you dont have to reply at all. would yu groan or be rude to someone on the street if they said whats up to you?

when i have a little time i will upload an avatar if its such a big deal

ok i got i got I think I'm cool enough for the lunch table with this one

"Once he tasted the rich sweetness of that snobby prick's blood, he was healed"

Yes I'm new too but I decided that I don't want my own welcome thread. I used to be a cutter and I tend to get low about myself easily so I'd rather not invite it.

I got another one

"Mass knew that he had one chance: He needed to blow that fucker's head off ASAP"

How do I upload an avatar? I have a Brad Pitt I want to use He was awesome as Tyler Durden

You what? Wait - WAIT RIGHT THERE!!!

*Runs off to make popcorn*

Awesome make some for me!