Hey, I'm LINDSEY!
told ya she was smart! Thattagirl! Kick some fucktard ass! 
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
But if Brock committed sex acts on you in real life, and not just in computer text, then he'd be held accountable in the real world, free speech or not.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]But if Brock committed sex acts on you in real life, and not just in computer text, then he'd be held accountable in the real world, free speech or not.[/QUOTE]
But I didn't so you got no argument... it's all happenstance and theoretical bullshit at this point... besides, Lindsey's a special girl, a truly outstanding young woman, got a great future ahead of her, I mean, I only wish I was as smart as she is now at my ripe old age of 29. I mean that with all my heart. She's a keeper...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
I wouldn't have sex with Brock but i would let him hold me and cry and....
[QUOTE=owenwarland]But if Brock committed sex acts on you in real life, and not just in computer text, then he'd be held accountable in the real world, free speech or not.[/QUOTE]
Simpler than that, I think that soliciting a minor for sex acts on the internet might be a crime in some parts, even if the chick you are soliciting turns out to be some 50-yr-old FBI guy in the cybercrimes division. Some of the guys here need to wise up.
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=meatthinker]Simpler than that, I think that soliciting a minor for sex acts on the internet might be a crime in some parts, even if the chick you are soliciting turns out to be some 50-yr-old FBI guy in the cybercrimes division. Some of the guys here need to wise up.[/QUOTE]
you need to stop being mean to Tuffy just because he zinged you earlier. Or was that Nightrious. Either way... you sound really stupid right now, and I'll tell ya why. You don't know jack about my relationship with Lindsey or the relationship between any of these dudes with other young folk, including six on the dot, and you don't know jack bout underaged solicitation on the internet, ormaybe you have alot of experience with that, I can't say for sure, but it sure sounds like you are just blowing smoke up everyone's ass because you want to create the illusion that you are a responsible adult who takes underaged solicitation on the internet seriously, in which case, you are just jumping on a bandwgon much larger than yourself to divert your own attentions fromthe hell that is your own life. You remember all that nonsense you werespieling about mental masturbation the other week when you were acting like atypical fight club newbie? Well, yeah.. that's you in this instance, and the more you sit and try to appear holier than thou the more you come off as a pretentious asshole aka just another fucking a-hole parent who thinks he's god because he managed to have sex with a woman andmake a baby. What I don't get is why you even care. Ain't none of this have anything to do with you other than you are just being a know-it-all who doesn't know anything and wants tomake damn sure the rest of us know just how little you know about the topic at hand...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Wuh :confused: I wasn't talking about you, I was thinking of Cassun's latest antics w/six and his request for "girl on girl action." I have observed you to be a perfect gentleman with the younger ladies, in a fatherly sort of way, like six for example, and I totally respect that. Sorry, dude, but you lost me there.
Edit: Oh, I see it was because Owen used your name in the message that I quoted, but that wasn't what I was getting at.
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]you need to stop being mean to Tuffy just because he zinged you earlier. Or was that Nightrious. Either way... you sound really stupid right now, and I'll tell ya why. You don't know jack about my relationship with Lindsey or the relationship between any of these dudes with other young folk, including six on the dot, and you don't know jack bout underaged solicitation on the internet, ormaybe you have alot of experience with that, I can't say for sure, but it sure sounds like you are just blowing smoke up everyone's ass because you want to create the illusion that you are a responsible adult who takes underaged solicitation on the internet seriously, in which case, you are just jumping on a bandwgon much larger than yourself to divert your own attentions fromthe hell that is your own life. You remember all that nonsense you werespieling about mental masturbation the other week when you were acting like atypical fight club newbie? Well, yeah.. that's you in this instance, and the more you sit and try to appear holier than thou the more you come off as a pretentious asshole aka just another fucking a-hole parent who thinks he's god because he managed to have sex with a woman andmake a baby. What I don't get is why you even care. Ain't none of this have anything to do with you other than you are just being a know-it-all who doesn't know anything and wants tomake damn sure the rest of us know just how little you know about the topic at hand...[/QUOTE]
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=Lindsey]My god I hate being a newbie...but I guess everyone started out this way! My picture is in my profile.
This is a great site! I'm sure I'm going to have fun. :)[/QUOTE]
howdy and welcome and congrats on continuing the streak of overtly-hot female type people joining and thanks for starting one of the funniest most ridiculous fight threads ive seen in awhile
Hey Meat, at this post count rate, you will eventually knock Mr. Brock "13,000 Posts" Landers off his throne. Aren't you happy?
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Hey Meat, at this post count rate, you will eventually knock Mr. Brock "13,000 Posts" Landers off his throne. Aren't you happy?[/QUOTE]
Now THAT'S a fucking laugh riot...
[img]http://www.tushball.com/1124.jpg[/img]
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Lindsey]That's a definite negative. This is the internet, full of free speech. If child sex laws applied to verbal text on the internet, then millions upon millions of people would be in jail right now. Look at all the horny men who drool over LindsAy Lohan... :cool:[/QUOTE]
well....hello there...geez you sparked alot of interest in a short amount of time
hope you stick around...if Brock likes you already..then you're a keeper
[IMG]http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/CHOKEsigned.jpg[/IMG]
^lucky, I don't have one (yet)
Welcome to the site! Hey I'm from Oregon too!
whats brock landers deal?
i can imagine him sitting in his apartment that he hasn't left in three weeks because his telephone never rings. the whole room smells like the inside of his mouth because he stopped brushing his teeth when he found out about this site, his dick swelling in his pants.
Brock Landers found out that he had a better chance of making freinds over the internet because nobody likes him in real life.
he often rides the train, listening to strangers talk just loudly enough for him to hear. he pretends that he has freinds when they look at him.
"hey whatever," his expression would say " i've got places to be, im busy and people like me."
they cant tell that he doesn't [have freinds] or that they shouldn't [want him as one].
it makes him feel SO cool.
his real name is David Banders. [Brock Landers] We aren't supposed to know that part. we are however, supposed to know how smart and beautiful "lindsey" is because thats all Brock Landers would like to talk about.
at night he lies awake listening to the air conditioner whispering to him about climate and silence and beauty, and he enjoys visions that remind him of how badly he needs to murder himself.
it would never happen.
He tears into people on message boards [especially this one, the last one eventually became fed up with his bullshit] on a daily basis to get the pressure of being such a failure and a loser off of his chest.
he writes shitty little haikus:
computer illness
i need a screen name to speak
faces bother me
He has over SIXTEEN THOUSAND POSTS on the cult messageboards. and every single one, is about how SMART and BEAUTIFUL "lindsey" is. she is so fucking amazing that he wants us to masturbate to her avatar on a daily basis.
The truth is, nobody cares about lindsey. [sorry lindsey] Nobody cares about what she looks like or how big her breasts are because we are never going to meet her outside of these boards. we are not going to ask her to send us pictures of her, or try to call her on the phone and have quasi-intellectuall conversations about bullshit that nobody cares about except for david banders.
the truth is, david banders is brock landers is lindsey. he created lindsey because he is a homosexual and he gets off on guys getting off on his [her] avatar.
david banders or [brock landers]: You and your avatar have absolutely nothing to do with eachother. get over it.
the cycle begins
time to crawl into your hole
gay porn will save you
an especially inverted blackhole sound duplicate swallowed the multiple earthtone mescaline dancer-assholes
Hello and goodbye.
i have to say, that i had alot of fun with that. i think i'll be posting this on the workshop.
can you guys give me some critique on this? be fucking brutal. im trying to learn here, im not going to feel bad if you rip me up.
thanks. oh , and lindsey- welcome to the site. im new also 
sorry brock, nothing personal. i just like to write. i like to imagine strange people and how they deal with life.
an especially inverted blackhole sound duplicate swallowed the multiple earthtone mescaline dancer-assholes
That's fucking funny.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
thank you, Parkaboy.
an especially inverted blackhole sound duplicate swallowed the multiple earthtone mescaline dancer-assholes
[QUOTE=clerics and pawns]thank you, Parkaboy.[/QUOTE]
No, thank you. I got a laugh.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Lindsey]Wow, I didn't know this thread would get so big. Anways, I do know Brock from JoBlo.com Everything he said was true. I do know him on a much more personal level, and he's a great guy. I'm a chick who is still in high school...
Fun times 
Thanks for the welcome, folks.[/QUOTE]
Well hooray for the highschool kids, and another of people who really like movies, and another just cuz it's 3:21 in the morning:
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Well atleast you got fought over and quickly accepted, I got a hello from a few people, and was promptly trampled on. So I faught tooth an nail....mumble, incoherent phrases, more ramblings....and then I ate the popcorn. Well I can't spell. And welcome. Enjoy the scenery, and the smells.
"And we'll all float on."
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
[QUOTE=clerics and pawns]i have to say, that i had alot of fun with that. i think i'll be posting this on the workshop.
can you guys give me some critique on this? be fucking brutal. im trying to learn here, im not going to feel bad if you rip me up.
thanks. oh , and lindsey- welcome to the site. im new also
sorry brock, nothing personal. i just like to write. i like to imagine strange people and how they deal with life.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was funny. Funny in a you sure think about me a lot, sort of lurker/stalker way. I only noticed this cause I got the heads up regarding my banning you options this morning, since it's pretty much a unprovoked sort of singling out for harassment thing, but I ain't no hard guy, I say let the dude stay, at least the dude is actually saying something, actually taking a little time to write something out... just because the dude has questionable taste, and talks about me way more than is healthy, fuck it, ya know... it sure beats the usual crapola posted around here and hey, ya know, it's like that whole good press/bad press thing, right, cause I'm just happy people continue to show such interest in the Brockster... it touches me in my crotch... :cool:
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
This thread is still going.... my oh my.
What's with all this Brock bashing?
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/CHOKEsigned.jpg
I'd tell you, but I've been hypnotized by your avata.........
WoW! Maybe if I had put bouncing boobs on my avatar I would have gotten more posts... J/K
[IMG]http://www.alarics.com/picsgrahicnovels/titian_tankgirl.jpg[/IMG]
Welcome by the way.
I changed my avatar...
I was tired of looking at bouncing boobies...
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/CHOKEsigned.jpg
[QUOTE=Lindsey]I
I was tired of looking at bouncing boobies...
:)[/QUOTE]
i wasn't.
more: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/old_kid/avatar26750_25.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/MilroyBorden/tadrsig.jpg[/IMG]
and even more:[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/old_kid/18272bouncy_27834.gif[/IMG]
and . . . . more:[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/old_kid/40955eyes-thumb.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/MilroyBorden/tadrsig.jpg[/IMG]
wow tad! how did you find three sets of boobs that have no nipples?! That's amazing! Only once in my entire life did I meet a girl with no nipples, and really they were just inverted introverted ones...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Lindsey]I was tired of looking at bouncing boobies...[/QUOTE]
That sentence makes absolutely no sense to me.
Why wasn't I born with boobies? I'd get more attention that way....maybe, or well no that'd never work, well shit....
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
Damnit! I'm so late on reading this thread and now that Lindsey has taken her picture out of her profile, I'm feeling as if I just missed something unimportantly important in a cult sort of way.
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
[QUOTE=peppermd]Damnit! I'm so late on reading this thread and now that Lindsey has taken her picture out of her profile, I'm feeling as if I just missed something unimportantly important in a cult sort of way.[/QUOTE]
You missed Lindsey's bouncing boobies, I'm not sure if those were her's but they were nice boobies, nonetheless.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]You missed Lindsey's bouncing boobies, I'm not sure if those were her's but they were nice boobies, nonetheless.[/QUOTE]
It's like that Seinfeld episode.
"They're real, and they're spectacular."
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
They weren't hers. Enjoy anyway: [IMG]http://www.force137.com/pics/user167_thq.gif[/IMG]
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]She said she was in high school. So all you horny guys should be embarrassed and hiding your heads. And Brock should be in jail for breaking child sex laws.[/QUOTE]
That's a definite negative. This is the internet, full of free speech. If child sex laws applied to verbal text on the internet, then millions upon millions of people would be in jail right now. Look at all the horny men who drool over LindsAy Lohan... :cool:
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/CHOKEsigned.jpg