Hey, I'm LINDSEY!

By far the best ever newbie in the history of newbies ever!!!!!

there's a soothing rhythmic gratification I’m getting from this thread already, and I’m not too sure why that is?

Anyway... Good luck and welcome on board.

Oh yeah... nice shades.

I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So super cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hands off bitch I saw those lovely juggs first!!!!

She mine. It good.

Dont make me bitch slap you in front of the new girl dude.

[QUOTE=Pooka]By far the best ever newbie in the history of newbies ever!!!!![/QUOTE]

Ahem.

Hey Lindsey. Pay no attention to those two twinks. Welcome aboard. I'm sure you'll have fun, too, and at the very least, you'll hypnotize a few more boys with those giant knockers.

welcum. boobies. hope you injoy yoir stay at the chuck palahniuk online hotel. boobies. every week all the newbi show up naked at my house, but in your case you can show up nakey any time you want. boobies!

i love you! marry me!

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Ahem. [/QUOTE]

Dont be ahemming me. It's not like I'm in church showing my ass with the devil drawn on in red biro to all the congregation again is it?

Or is it?

*Checks ass*

Ah! Nope it's not! *gives Brak the stinky eye while pulling up his pants*

[QUOTE=Pooka]Dont be ahemming me. It's not like I'm in church showing my ass with the devil drawn on in red biro to all the congregation now is it?[/QUOTE]She gives me sweet peace.

Yeah well...

She use to be my favorite girl until Lindsey came along with uber boobs.

Ah... Who am I kidding. Brak's the best. I sent her a pen shaped like a piece of shit for christ sakes. That's love man.

*gives Morey the stinky eye while pulling down his pants*

who doesn't enjoy poo. i know i do. who else enjoys poo!?!?1 better yet i'll add a new poll to the gd section!

motherfuckin' yay!

[QUOTE=Lindsey]My god I hate being a newbie...but I guess everyone started out this way! My picture is in my profile.

This is a great site! I'm sure I'm going to have fun. :)[/QUOTE]

I like this chick a lot so be nice to her or else face the wrath of Brock!

[QUOTE=morey]She gives me sweet peace.[/QUOTE]

That's such a lovely thing to say, morey.

Yeah, Pooka sent me a turd pen, complete with fly!! That's going to be my future title, by the way..."turd pen with fly."

I thought you got that stink eye cleared up, Pookar! Now if there's pants being pulled down, I best skedaddle.

There was no fly on it when it left England? Uh?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]or else face the wrath of Brock![/QUOTE]

Is that anything like the wrath of Khan?

it's more like the sting of some kind of sick hybrid v.d.

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]it's more like the sting of some kind of sick hybrid v.d.[/QUOTE]

Don't fuck with me choada-boy. You are mismatched in the pants department. You wanna be a big boy, ya gotta wear big boy pants. Putting a cunt or two in your user title doesn't make you tough. You gotta earn tough. You ain't earned jack but a good high colonic...

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Is that anything like the wrath of Khan?[/QUOTE]

me no understand trekkie geek slang... you aren't perchance referring to the dude on Fantasy Island who greets the guests, not the midget...

ha! i'm not wearing any pants! you and this chick are made to be brock. i fuckin shit you not. you have earned tha tough guy thing. i haven't i don't even pretent to.

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]ha! i'm not wearing any pants! you and this chick are made to be brock. i fuckin shit you not. you have earned tha tough guy thing. i haven't i don't even pretent to.[/QUOTE]

no one said made for shit. I know her from a previous life. she's a good one. and she really has a rockin' bod too. really, it's a total pleasant suprise she found this place. go to bed already, you hyper asshole neckfro...

i can't sleep till tonight at 1:00 am, long story thats for later tho. good luck with the new girl, bro. it should be easy for you.

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]i can't sleep till tonight at 1:00 am, long story thats for later tho. good luck with the new girl, bro. it should be easy for you.[/QUOTE]

save your stupid sleep stories for the writer's workshop. I ain't got no time for no lame narrative. nothing comes easy for the lion on the mountain top. I gots to hunt the bunny rabbits down and stick my fangs in their tasty bunny flesh just like the rest of the jungle scavengers! Candy gonna shit a giraffe, you keep this up!

hot damn! i'm gonna turn this into a story gonzo style pure hst shit , ya know.

oterh than that i have no clue what you said, but good luck with it anyways.

we need more hot newbies. with big fuckin tits1 i've got it! we should start recruiting.
fuck yea. i'll do it i'll hang out at mall give out chuck books and tell bitch to come join this site. i hope it will work. i need a bunch of chuck book and a marker and a stolin credit card.

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]hot damn! i'm gonna turn this into a story gonzo style pure hst shit , ya know.

oterh than that i have no clue what you said, but good luck with it anyways.[/QUOTE]

Just cause you got a fuck you in your sig don'tmake you hardcore, you poser. OTHER THAN THAT I HAVE EVERY FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU JUST SAID YOU CONDESCENDING PRICK! You couldn't turn a gonzo-style story into shit if you tried because you suck as a writer. Plain and simple, suck...

wow someone is having a bad day. i'll give that over reaction to the streroids.
you haven't even fuckin read any of my fuckin writing. the signature isn't shit it was towards mirkah

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]we need more hot newbies. with big fuckin tits1 i've got it! we should start recruiting.
fuck yea. i'll do it i'll hang out at mall give out chuck books and tell bitch to come join this site. i hope it will work. i need a bunch of chuck book and a marker and a stolin credit card.[/QUOTE]

You hanging out at a mall giving out books is the last publicity Chuck needs. Besides, if you were actually cool, as opposed to actually not cool like you truly are, you would be less concerned with recruiting newbies with big fucking tits and you would be more concerned with losing your virginity to something besides a sock puppet...

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]wow someone is having a bad day. i'll give that over reaction to the streroids.
you haven't even fuckin read any of my fuckin writing. the signature isn't shit it was towards mirkah[/QUOTE]

I'M HAVING A GREAT GODDAMN DAY! I just get sick of dudes like you...

yes, sock puppets. lmao! i can't take you seriously! your just to fuckin funny.

dudes like me eh?

hey, guess what. you don't even fuckin know me.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You hanging out at a mall giving out books is the last publicity Chuck needs[/QUOTE]

what the fucks your idea then?

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]what the fucks your idea then?[/QUOTE]

My idea is that you should stop having stupid ideas. It's simple enough that even you can understand it...

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]hey, guess what. you don't even fuckin know me.[/QUOTE]

I know your posts. You are your fucking khaki-posts...

What the hell happened to this thread?

i had no problem. but don;t you have some wierd semi- sexual medaphor you could use
i'm sure brock the horn red neck had at least one that could be used in this situation.

[QUOTE=Pooka]What the hell happened to this thread?[/QUOTE]

simple: me and then brock and ever since then it's been downhill

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]simple: me and then brock and ever since then it's been downhill[/QUOTE]

yeah, before that it was SO MUCH BETTER... titties! titties! titties! morey falling in love even though he hates sex! and the rest of you no-beaver having sad sacks jerking off to a fucking animated avatar not unlike a zillion other's out there is the internet universe. You'd think it was the first time you saw bouncing tits...

It was.

[QUOTE=Pooka]It was.[/QUOTE]

Oh, shut your yipper! Why don't you go back to jerking off over a copy of Fiesta's Posh 40+ Housewives and quit bitching about stuff you do nothing to help...

hey brock maybe you can talk the new girl into showing you her tits show so you don't have do get cum on your mags

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]hey brock maybe you can talk the new girl into showing you her tits show so you don't have do get cum on your mags[/QUOTE]

I actually already do have a pic of the young and beautiful lindsay. Ask her. She e-mailed me one a while back...

your really on top of things.

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]hey brock maybe you can talk the new girl into showing you her tits show so you don't have do get cum on your mags[/QUOTE]

Quick lesson... if you want to insult someone properly, it is best not to steal an idea from theirprevious reply. I said mags to Pooka already then you go and copy it. It doesn't work the second time... cheers...

i was typing mine when you sent yours. but thanks for pointing that out.

HOld me

Welcome aboard, Lindsey. That's a rather interesting... post you've got yourself there. Is that avatar actually you? If so... oh never mind. I'm too much of a gentleman. Anyway, enjoy this pit of depravity and sex addicts.

hey lindsey, hey a fuckin teacher! so it's sexaddicts, teachers and generaly depraved people. have fun1

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]hey lindsey, hey a fuckin teacher! so it's sexaddicts, teachers and generaly depraved people. have fun1[/QUOTE]

as if teachers aren't as fucking depraved and addicted to sex as the rest of us...