Hey I am a newbie.
I just wanted to say hi to everyone on here. Let me introduce myself or I should say my alter ego. I'm Billy 26 years old, I really like chinese food and japanese anime. The reason for the anime is Japense people are so regressed about having sex but have the weirdest sexual humor in their cartoons. Anyways I saw Fight Club when it first came out but didn't get hooked on Chuck's books until I read Choke and Snuff. Snuff just kinda captured that WTF moment for the whole gangbang setting. I know there are people out there that dream of fucking a porn star but like that? His books just take away everything society has tried to teach us bout what haoppens in life. I know I never learned anything about that kinda stuff in school. So Ima hooked and would like to get to know more about whoever is reading this.
OHBOY do we have a thread for you: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/ask-a-pornstar
There is hope, but not for us.
In Soviet Cult, porn star fuck YOU!
You weren't taught about gangbangs in school? Shocking.
For a fan of anime i thought he would have a whole wide world of strange porn knowledge.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'd say, knowing what we know now, none of us dream of fucking a pornstar.
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Nope. I don't think I ever did, but porn is far less appealing now, thanks to Tyler.
I dream of fucking a porn star for about 36 seconds, every other day.

Seriously though, you're 26?


So Imagine If Godzilla and King Kong were fighting in your town own town. They are fucking up everything, including your favorite place to get porn and Chinese food. (its fucked up i know) The president or some shit gets lazy and they tell you "Billy who is 26, your a man time to put on the big boy pants and act your age." Its your problem and you had better get your shit together, if keep tearing shit apart its your ass. What the hell are you going to do?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy