Hey guys I'm new

101 posts and I havent even Welcomed him yet, my bad.:confused:

Welcome. Watch out for Derek, he's an asshole.
Also, is Cujo a good name for a cat?

I am Courtney Cox Asshole! (See short story thread).

[QUOTE=elegantly_bitter;1126546][IMG]http://www.boinaslava.net/mort/wife/hammerzeit.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!111

HammerZeit is Priceless, its going up on the window of the shop!

[QUOTE=corellion;1126957]I'm guessing, by your avatar, you're a man who needs to know where his towel is at all times?[/QUOTE]Bravo, I was was wondering if no one would make the connection. Another hint would be my name.
[QUOTE=G.Tina;1126986]I`m in Russia...I think it`s 10 hours between us...[/QUOTE]10 hours eh? So its like...12:38 there. Sweet.
[QUOTE=marsjams13;1127005]Welcome. Watch out for Derek, he's an asshole.
Also, is Cujo a good name for a cat?[/QUOTE]An excellent name.

i agree. i like your logic.

[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1127130]
10 hours eh? So its like...12:38 there. Sweet.
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here is 23:00...So you have a lot to do....and I`m going to sleep soon.

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1126986]I`m in Russia...I think it`s 10 hours between us...[/QUOTE]

I thought Russia was like 20 years behind?

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1127170]I thought Russia was like 20 years behind?[/QUOTE]

[I]Zing![/I] ^5

Hello, welcome kyle. I wish I hadn't missed whatever it was that almost got you in trouble, but welcome. And I also got the hitchhiker stuff. Kinda hard to miss.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1127170]I thought Russia was like 20 years behind?[/QUOTE]

Oh,no...we`re in front of whole planet.We just hide it

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1127200]Oh,no...we`re in front of whole planet.We just hide it[/QUOTE]

Dont worry about it Tina there are still people in Ireland who think the world is flat.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1127202]Dont worry about it Tina there are still people in Ireland who think the world is flat.[/QUOTE]

oh,It`s OK...In my old yard our apprentices asked my: Is Russia bigger as Lithuania or not? What can I say...They didn`t even know where is my country...I was speechless...

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1127220]oh,It`s OK...In my old yard our apprentices asked my: Is Russia bigger as Lithuania or not? What can I say...They didn`t even know where is my country...I was speechless...[/QUOTE]

Well is it?

Yeah,it was funny...Yes, Russia is tinny country between Germany and France You didn`t know it?

[QUOTE=G.Tina;1127251]Yeah,it was funny...Yes, Russia is tinny country between Germany and France You didn`t know it? :-D[/QUOTE]

HA! You thought I was stupid, everyone knows France and Germany dont exist!

[B]It was test[/B] [B]for you[/B]

Welcome. They all make you feel right at home, don't they, like some red-headed stepbastard. I wont do that, ever. It's rough being in the company of greatness.

Jesus-f-me-christ do you post quick.

Post's like frequent flier miles? The more you have, the nicer they seem to be.

[QUOTE=Hustle, Charlie;1127349]Welcome. They all make you feel right at home, don't they, like some red-headed stepbastard. I wont do that, ever. It's rough being new around all this greatness.

Welcome. They all make you feel right at home, don't they, like some red-headed stepbastard. I wont do that, ever. It's rough being in the company of greatness.

Jesus-f-me-christ do you post quick.

Post's like frequent flier miles? The more you have, the nicer they seem to be.[/QUOTE]You scare me.

Via the internet? I scare you? Was that an insult?

If you choose to take it as such.

[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1127368]If you choose to take it as such.[/QUOTE]

Why would you insult me when I was welcoming you?

[QUOTE=Hustle, Charlie;1127370]Why would you insult me when I was welcoming you?[/QUOTE]

I take it as a compliment; thank you.