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ParanoidANDR01D
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yea thats pretty much it

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pretty much.

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yup...

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So...you come here often?

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I am The Viper!
I am here to vipe your vindows!

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I just snorted.

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This is going nowhere fast. Lets get productive guys.

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I am starting to panic!

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Bad timing dude. Can you come back tomorrow?

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[QUOTE=Ironman;1126083]I am starting to panic![/QUOTE]Don't worry. The answer is 42.
[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1126086]Bad timing dude. Can you come back tomorrow?[/QUOTE]Thats what I was told yesterday. I'm starting to think this isnt a cult at all.

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[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1126082]This is going nowhere fast. Lets get productive guys.[/QUOTE]

3 posts and already bossing us around.

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Hey there. I'm Phil. Don't fuck with me, little bitch.

By which I mean, welcome.

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The anwser is off-white.

Where the fuck did you get 42?

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[QUOTE=_eNdLeSs_MiKe_;1126090]3 posts and already bossing us around.[/QUOTE]It's 8 now, so if I were you I'd watch who I was talking to.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1126092]The anwser is off-white.

Where the fuck did you get 42?[/QUOTE]Its the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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No, the answer to that is...

love.

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Does anybody really know what time it is?

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This is getting a bit too profound for my tastes.

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Get rid of that picture.

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seriously, wtf?

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i was just trying to lighten the mood

geez

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Not cool dude.

Not cool.

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I'm new

I'm sorry Sad

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For future reference:

[URL=http://chuckpalahniuk.net/community/forumguidelines.php]we do have [i]some[/i] rules around here[/URL]

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It's okay, I like you well enough.

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No porn? I remember seeing a thread with the weirdest porn way back before I decided to join. But yea I'll remember next time.

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Fuck that!!!!! That shit was uncalled for!!!!!!

What did he do wrong again?

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I must've missed the porn.

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Shhh

I'm trying to confuse anyone who doesn't know what just happened.

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[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1126120]No porn? I remember seeing a thread with the weirdest porn way back before I decided to join. But yea I'll remember next time.[/QUOTE]
If you place a "NSFW" warning in the title of the thread, then the rest of the thread can be naughty as you please. Otherwise, don't directly hotlink dirty pictures.

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[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1126086]Bad timing dude. Can you come back tomorrow?[/QUOTE]

Are you talking to me?

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[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1126115]For future reference:

[URL=http://chuckpalahniuk.net/community/forumguidelines.php]we do have [i]some[/i] rules around here[/URL][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=xec8;1126125]If you place a "NSFW" warning in the title of the thread, then the rest of the thread can be naughty as you please. Otherwise, don't directly hotlink dirty pictures.[/QUOTE]I see. I will use this to my advantage.

[QUOTE=Ironman;1126128]Are you talking to me?[/QUOTE]This thread is about me. Now get out.

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welcome.

do you know tylerdurden12345?

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1126129]<3[/QUOTE]

Well you were taking your sweet ass time getting over here, somebody had to do it.
Don't you have an instant alert that pops up and says, "WARNING! someone just posted titties in the welcome center!!" ?

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I don't appreciate the porn in your thread but I do like the way you handled Ironman.

Since you won one and lost one, I will maintain caution around you and see where you go from here. Good luck.

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[QUOTE=bskyb;1126133]welcome.

do you know tylerdurden12345?[/QUOTE]

lawl.

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[QUOTE=bskyb;1126133]welcome.

do you know tylerdurden12345?[/QUOTE]Should I?

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ParanoidANDR01D;1126137 wrote:
Should I?

you'd get on well. i think.

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[QUOTE=bskyb;1126140]you'd get on well. i think.[/QUOTE]Good to hear. Now how do I pronounce your name.

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[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1126131]I see. I will use this to my advantage.

This thread is about me. Now get out.[/QUOTE]

Hey, This motherfucker is almost had self centered has I am.

You must die! There is not enough room for both of us!

I murdered TylerDurden12345, and I'll do the same to you if you do not bow down to Smartaz!

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ParanoidANDR01D;1126146 wrote:
Good to hear. Now how do I pronounce your name.

it's ok, you're on the internet. no pronunciation required.

[COLOR=Teal]though it should go something like bee sky bee[/COLOR]

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[QUOTE=Ironman;1126147]Hey, This motherfucker is almost had self centered has I am.

You must die! There is not enough room for both of us!

I murdered TylerDurden12345, and I'll do the same to you if you do not bow down to Smartaz![/QUOTE]Who are you?

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I am the closes thing to a God any of your mortal souls will ever know about.

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[QUOTE=bskyb;1126148]it's ok, you're on the internet. no pronunciation required.

[COLOR=Teal]though it should go something like bee sky bee[/COLOR][/QUOTE]I see. Well nice to meet you bskyb

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[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1126134]Well you were taking your sweet ass time getting over here, somebody had to do it.
Don't you have an instant alert that pops up and says, "WARNING! someone just posted titties in the welcome center!!" ?[/QUOTE]

Sorry, I had things to see and people to do. Good looking out.

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ParanoidAND01D - what is your real name? I have to ask you something.

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[QUOTE=Ironman;1126156]I am the closes thing to a God any of your mortal souls will ever know about.[/QUOTE]I don't like you.

Now who can tell me how I change my signature. I cant seem to find that option.

[QUOTE=Synnove;1126161]ParanoidAND01D - what is your real name? I have to ask you something.[/QUOTE]The name's Kyle, and ask away.

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[QUOTE=Ironman;1126156]I am the closes thing to a God any of your mortal souls will ever know about.[/QUOTE]

Two million religious folk just collapsed around the world.

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[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1126163]
Now who can tell me how I change my signature. I cant seem to find that option.
.[/QUOTE]

up up down down left right left right b a start

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[QUOTE=ParanoidANDR01D;1126163]I don't like you.

Now who can tell me how I change my signature. I cant seem to find that option.

The name's Kyle, and ask away.[/QUOTE]

Thats ok, I dont like you.

How dare you come in here with out paying your respects to Smartazboy!?

Now prepare to suffer a slow and painful death.