Hey everybody! Let's point and laugh at the new kid.

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polister
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So I get to be the new guy. That's great. I'll try not to whimper like the fresh fish in the cell block.
I hate to admit it but I am not a writer, so I may not fit in here. On the other hand I am a reader, and a Chuck fan.
I started reading Chuck in 99...I think. Those years are a little blurry.
Well, anyway. I plan on doing a lot of reading now that I actually went through the trouble registering on here. I'll try to post some constructive criticism if I read your work. But, I am by no means an expert on writing so take what I say with a grain of salt. PLEASE!
That goes for everything, not just my reviews.

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Hello, enjoy your stay!
I like you.

And remember, your life here is ending, one reputation point at a time.

TheJudasCow
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try the punch.
its great

...no really...

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bonjour

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I'll try to hold on to those reputation points but I'm not making any promises.

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The punch was refreshing. Thanks.

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sooooo.. ur the new guy??

*sizes up*

eh, u dont seem like an idiot. and i font get the feeling ur here because someone made u watch fight club last week. so enjoy your stay, and take what people here my say about u with more than a grain of salt

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[QUOTE=polister]The punch was refreshing. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

thats what I said-
now look at me.

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If somebody had just made me watch Fight Club last week I'd still be laying in bed making sweet love to them.

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I'm looking. Now what?

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[QUOTE=polister]I'm looking. Now what?[/QUOTE]

now imagine her naked Tongue

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Now look away quickly and put her on ignore.

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that too

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[QUOTE=stoyan]Now look away quickly and put her on ignore.[/QUOTE]

yeah!
and fuck you

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Consider your advice taken but I think I'll make the judgement myself. You can say I told you so later if you like.

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[QUOTE=stoyan]Now look away quickly and put her on ignore.[/QUOTE]

Touché

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[QUOTE=Balthazar]Touché[/QUOTE]

What does that mean? Is it like French or something or does it mean touchy?

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I feel violated. Is that normal?

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[QUOTE=polister]I feel violated. Is that normal?[/QUOTE]

yeah pretty much

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[QUOTE=stoyan]What does that mean? Is it like French or something or does it mean touchy?[/QUOTE]

Tou·ché

-Used to acknowledge a hit in fencing or a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.

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How can you feel violated? Like raped or abused or what?

Speaking of rape, are you a guy or a girl? I'm betting on guy since you said so in your first post but I have to check.

And someone tell me what touche means.

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Oh, so it's like the old 'owned' (or 'pwned' for the more advanced users). Nice.

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[QUOTE=stoyan]Oh, so it's like the old 'owned' (or 'pwned' for the more advanced users). Nice.[/QUOTE]

right, except for purposely misspelling owned is only for pseudo-elitist gaming morons

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[QUOTE=Atomos]right, except for purposely misspelling owned is only for pseudo-elitist gaming morons[/QUOTE]

that was nice

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what can i say? in the time i spent on the xbox forums i got so fucking tired of that particular piece of "slang" that i wanted to persnally kick every last person who said it in the balls.

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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Hey new kid...welcome aboard. Have fun.

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[QUOTE=Atomos]right, except for purposely misspelling owned is only for pseudo-elitist gaming morons[/QUOTE]
[B]wtf u n00b !!!1!![/B]

I was never good at this shit.

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Enjoy your time in the asylum. Beware the naysayers crawling everywhere.

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[QUOTE=Balthazar]that was nice[/QUOTE]
I like it how Balthazar keeps going around being extra-nice to everone. Like "bojour" and "touche" and "nice one."

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[QUOTE=owenwarland]Enjoy your time in the asylum. Beware the naysayers crawling everywhere.[/QUOTE]
I love your metaphors owen.

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Hi new dude! Ive been having a pretty good time so far- even if I am still sitting on the sidelines somewhat. Welcome.

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I really like the quote in your sig.

Damn I keep posting compliments all around the place.

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[QUOTE=stoyan]I really like the quote in your sig.

Damn I keep posting compliments all around the place.[/QUOTE]

My sig, or someone else's? It's from an old Queen song, and it's my mantra when it comes to teaching.

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I am a guy. French always makes me feel violated. I can't say that I understand why.

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[QUOTE=owenwarland]My sig, or someone else's? It's from an old Queen song, and it's my mantra when it comes to teaching.[/QUOTE]
No Owen, your sig sucks. I meant the sig of the dude above me: "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet."

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That is a nice sig. I need to come up with one but I am not feeling very "original" today.

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[QUOTE=stoyan]No Owen, your sig sucks. I meant the sig of the dude above me: "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet."[/QUOTE]

whoo hoo! but im a chick.
thanks though

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Sorry.

To be honest, I just liked the naive and yet cool and cute way you said "Hi new dude" so that's why I said 'dude' even though I don't like using this word otherwise.

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[QUOTE=stoyan]Sorry.

To be honest, I just liked the naive and yet cool and cute way you said "Hi new dude" so that's why I said 'dude' even though I don't like using this word otherwise.[/QUOTE]

its all good.

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Looks like my thread has died. Sad

And I got my copy of Postcards from the Future today and it wasn't signed. Guess it's not a good night for the new kid.