hey.
hi, i'm super new here, although, i've been browsing the website the past three days. it's a little intimidating around here but i guess i'll have to toughen up soon if i plan on being a part of the chaos. i find that i'm not as clever or witty online as i am in person so bear with me if i suck.
i got into chuck several years ago when a friend of a friend came over with a stack of recommended books for me to read. among them was choke (and something by tom robbins, i think) and from then on it was love (more like infatuation).
that's all i can think of to say right now, also, i'm supposed to be pretending to work so i'm going to go do that.
Hello and Welcome!
Boy or Girl?
Cat or dog person?
Other authors?
We promise to be nice. (well I do).
welcome.
chardonnay? merlot? zima?

thanks for the warm welcome. but wow. that was relatively quick. it looks like everyone else might be bored as well. and this is already my new addiction. i have been on here occupying myself all day.
and i am female. from nyc. and si, hablo espanol. my parents both hail from puerto rico, i was born and bred here.
i'm not too crazy about pets but i do prefer cats. dogs scare me for whatever reason...even tiny dogs like chihuahuas. i had a cat before i moved out..his name was igby and he was horrible but i loved him. what other questions were there ? oh yeah...
as for authors, i don't stick to authors or genres much, i tend to read whatever reputable people recommend (which is how i heard about chuck in the first place). right now i'm starting on the 4th harry potter again. i expect to be made fun of for that one. before reading harry potter i read cat's cradle by vonnegut. but i mostly go on recommendations. can you say, redundant ?!
okay, as for the drink question..i don't drink too often but when i do i prefer hard liquor. i'm gangsta like that. vodka, tequila, rum, whiskey, you name it, pour it into a shot glass and i'll drink it. if i have to have mixed drinks i'll have a whiskey sour. no girly drinks for me.
anymore questions ? this was fun.
oh, also, i tend to use ellipses a lot..i hope that doesn't drive anyone insane.
You sound cool.
one more question, Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
I'm gonna feel bad when you get pelted dude. It will happen. You seem nice. They have no soul. Watch out for Corellion and Nightrious. They will chew you up. They are meciless.
[QUOTE=Barca Boy;989377]You sound cool.
one more question, Is Cujo a good name for a cat?[/QUOTE]
man. I´m glad you asked it.. I was tempted to ask it myself. It felt like something was missing here:D
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hey, Dont. welcome to the cult. i love vonnegut, hate harry potter.. dont trip: there are several fans here of the potter books. remember that many people grew up reading those books, so this last one coming out (or came out--hell, i dont know) bring with it all of the estalgia of the poorly written series. sorry, my intention was not to jab..
there is a lot of history here. and a lot of book recommendations. you kind of shine across as someone who would love Jude in the phineas trilogy. maybe try picking up Kiss Me, Judas by Will Christopher Baer as a future read. and trust me, as long as youre a cultist, you'll never utter the these words:
[i]Man, there are just no good books left out there.[/i]
-kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
i'll be okay. i'm not going to let anything anyone says over the internet really bother me. i'm not that lame and nice. i grew up in the ghetto in nyc, i'm sure i hear/see worse shit walking down the street.
...and cujo is terrifying. if the cat is a maniac i say go for it.
Go away.
[QUOTE=donttakemehome;989181]i find that i'm not as clever or witty online as i am in person so bear with me if i suck. [/QUOTE]
There's a lot of people on here that are dumb and unfunny as well. As long as your heartfelt and sincere though, it's all good.
oh, that's just gay.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Yeah, Nate. Stop being such a fag.
I've got to be ME!
I never got a welcome thread. Why are you so special?
Would you like some lobster?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
sorry you didn't get a welcome thread. and lobster ?
also, thanks for the recommendations, i actually really need some right now since i just finished rant last night and have nothing to read.
[QUOTE=donttakemehome;989640]sorry you didn't get a welcome thread. and lobster ?
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Yeah dude, lobster. They have claws. You dip them in butter. Xec is offering you some lobster. Is there something about Xec's posts that you don't understand? They all make perfect sense to me. Every last one of them.
Bad things happen when you turn down lobster from Xec.
Keith baked some cornflake daffodils. Wamman. Men koolosh. Disparities exist. You are an inconsistency, ahoy cap'n.
Shredded fritters, my heart flitters.
Fucking critters.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;989648]Yeah dude, lobster. They have claws. You dip them in butter. Xec is offering you some lobster. Is there something about Xec's posts that you don't understand? They all make perfect sense to me. Every last one of them.
Bad things happen when you turn down lobster from Xec.[/QUOTE]
WHEN YOU FAAAAALL IIIIN LOOOOOVE
IT WILL BEEE [I]wiiith adelheid...[/I]


welcome girl... or guy... or... what gender are you?
Anyways welcome to your new addiction, enjoy your stay here.
Oh! were are you from? habla español?