Hey~

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Mon, 11/22/2010 - 05:39

#51

Hattie

From: London

Joined: 02/26/2009

Tuffy wrote:

MiggityMcWilly wrote:

Cute British girls that AREN'T married Hattie. DUUUH.

Hattie is married?

This makes me so sad. It isn't like I ever planned on meeting her, or us running off together to an island where she could shower me with her brilliance ... it's just that now I have to totally revamp my masturbation fantasy line up

Love

I don't like change. This is very upsetting. Her marital status is NONE of any of our business anyway. I wish I could unread this thread and resume my life as it was.

Damn.

NOT married. Waiting for you... on the internet!

(Ps. I'm not engaged either... my boyfriend did ask, but I didn't want to be one of those freaky young couples who have mid-life crisises ten years too early, so I told him to ask me again in 5 years).

Mon, 11/22/2010 - 08:28

#52

Caitlinstalks

From: New York

Joined: 10/26/2009

Chenoa just got engaged! But that's all I know of.

Mon, 11/22/2010 - 09:44

#53

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

I engaged in some--

--uh, never mind.

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Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:37

#54

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

I can has hope?

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Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:39

#55

MiggityMcWilly

Master of his own Domain

From: Oakland, CA

Joined: 10/08/2009

Tuffy wrote:

I can has hope?

That's like... redonkules cute. I surrender.

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Sat, 11/27/2010 - 06:20

#56

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Mckay, Tuffy wasn't asking you to marry him...you know that right?

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Sat, 11/27/2010 - 06:46

#57

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

you guise....

*blushblush*

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Sun, 11/28/2010 - 03:20

#58

MiggityMcWilly

Master of his own Domain

From: Oakland, CA

Joined: 10/08/2009

I was surrendering my position of... whatever it was five days ago. Tuffy's out of my league.

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Sun, 11/28/2010 - 13:02

#59

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

True dat.

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Sun, 11/28/2010 - 19:09

#60

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

Aww man! Another one bit the dust?

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Mon, 11/29/2010 - 03:21

#61

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

everyone ought to lurk the Who's Online thing and if they ever see her logged on, post in here to call her out!

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 03:24

#62

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Okay, Leif.

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Wed, 12/08/2010 - 04:18

#63

rachely476

Joined: 12/08/2010

Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!

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Wed, 12/08/2010 - 04:33

#64

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

FYFO.

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Wed, 12/08/2010 - 04:40

#65

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Smartazboy wrote:

rachely476 wrote:

Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here?

FYFO.

So, that would be a no, then?

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Wed, 12/08/2010 - 09:12

#66

Caitlinstalks

From: New York

Joined: 10/26/2009

rachely476 wrote:

Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!

lol

Thu, 12/09/2010 - 16:32

#67

Noahrm23

Just one more beer then grow up.

From: Portland

Joined: 02/23/2010

rachely476 wrote:

Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!

Oh course, you just have to answer some questions correctly. There mostly about sandwitches, cats, and lobsters

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Thu, 12/09/2010 - 18:30

#68

Kirk

From: Elgin IL

Joined: 01/02/2003

I'm going to say hi with a fun fact.

See how you titled this thread "Hey~"?

Now look at the URI for it. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000033/hey-10

notice how a "-10" gets added to it? That means someone else already made a thread called "hey". Then someone else did, which would be "hey-0"

Basically, you're "hey 12". Which is kind of a good nick-name.

In an odd way, I guess that is kind of a Fight Club idea, isn't it?

Anyhow, here are your comrades

Thu, 12/09/2010 - 18:42

#69

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

yay! for hey #10(12)

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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 00:32

#70

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

*Fights urge to create a thread called "Hey"...*

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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 15:13

#71

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Tuffy wrote:

*Fights urge to create a thread called "Hey"...*

the next one I make is going to be "Hey-17," they won't know what to do!