Hey~
Well hi guys :') Was unsure about posting here as every thread seems to involve you guys mercilessly taking the piss, but I figured hey, maybe it's some kind of initiation ceremony.
To keep it brief, it makes it less painful:
So I'm 16 and a girl, which usually involves a lot of 'tits or gtfo' responses, but hey. I'm British and study English Literature, English Language, Psychology and Media Studies. I make costumes and have an interest in modeling (lol, vanity). Ideally I want to write novels, but don't we all, so I'm setting my sights on being a Uni lecturer for English.
I honestly can't remember how I got into Chuck - I remember reading Fight Club first (before I saw the movie) and sort of got hooked from there. My favourite ever is Invisible Monsters, shock horror.
So - hi! Have at it, I guess.
hello. welcome!
Welcome Foxy 
Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
Ooof I'm quite flattered about being called "cute and British"!
And I like it, it has a sense of irony ;D
hey! hey!
uncle fudd!
beatchya feets
beatchya feets
in the mississippi mud!
Hello and welcome.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
favouriteauthors or gtfo!
Oh, please. I haven't threadraped anyone in weeks.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh, please. I haven't threadraped anyone in weeks.
Then you're like Dexter after going too long without a kill. You're jonesing for it. I can see the threadrape flashing through your eyes.
What're you, my dead surrogate father?
This is why we can't have nice things.
is anyone else concerned, with that screen name, that she might be one of those furry people?
No, if that were the case, she'd work the word "Katsuna" in there somewhere.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Why aren't there every any cute British girls of legal age roaming about?
Erm... hello, and welcome and all that!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Ahh thank you guys for the welcome! Wasn't quite expecting that, have to be honest.
Ohh I forgot about that. Er, in all honestly I'm nowhere near as well read as you guys, so I will probably say something that will incite anger and hatred.
I spent most of my childhood reading the 'young adults' section of my library before it was filled with shit tween vampire stories, but it was still mainly shit, so forgive me on my lack of actual decent authors, aha.
Obviously, there's Chuck, blessed being that he is. I used to be a massive King fan but I lost interest in the past year or so, after about 15 books you kind of get bored, I guess. I absolutely love John Wyndham and Bret Easton Eliis, and George Orwell. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Kurt Vonnegut too... there are others, they just don't spring to mind.
I hate the majority of classic literature, I read Wuthering Heights and wanted to die. Also I despise Carol Ann Duffy, who doesn't really count as an author, with more passion than I ever thought possible. And I have to study her for a year.
Sorry, that was a long answer! :3
I'm not a furry per say, but the name did come about from that idea, aha. My friend draws anthropomorphic art (and she's pretty good at it) but she's not really involved in the whole ~furry~ thing because the majority of furries are pretty fucking weird, she just likes it as an art form. Anyway yeah a couple of years ago she wanted to draw me so we came up with the name and it kind of stuck.
Oh good God I'm going to be hated on this forum forever now :')
Oh good God I'm going to be hated on this forum forever now :')
not for that. there's much more depraved people on here.
Ohh I forgot about that. Er, in all honestly I'm nowhere near as well read as you guys, so I will probably say something that will incite anger and hatred.
I spent most of my childhood reading the 'young adults' section of my library before it was filled with shit tween vampire stories, but it was still mainly shit, so forgive me on my lack of actual decent authors, aha.
Obviously, there's Chuck, blessed being that he is. I used to be a massive King fan but I lost interest in the past year or so, after about 15 books you kind of get bored, I guess. I absolutely love John Wyndham and Bret Easton Eliis, and George Orwell. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Kurt Vonnegut too... there are others, they just don't spring to mind.
I hate the majority of classic literature, I read Wuthering Heights and wanted to die. Also I despise Carol Ann Duffy, who doesn't really count as an author, with more passion than I ever thought possible. And I have to study her for a year.
Sorry, that was a long answer! :3
I hate the majority of classic literature,
you'll be forever hated because of this though. By me! Bah!
anyways, i'll go ahead and say to check out Clevenger's stuff. Dermaphoria and The Contortionist's Handbook.
Ohh I forgot about that. Er, in all honestly I'm nowhere near as well read as you guys, so I will probably say something that will incite anger and hatred.
I spent most of my childhood reading the 'young adults' section of my library before it was filled with shit tween vampire stories, but it was still mainly shit, so forgive me on my lack of actual decent authors, aha.
Obviously, there's Chuck, blessed being that he is. I used to be a massive King fan but I lost interest in the past year or so, after about 15 books you kind of get bored, I guess. I absolutely love John Wyndham and Bret Easton Eliis, and George Orwell. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Kurt Vonnegut too... there are others, they just don't spring to mind.
I hate the majority of classic literature, I read Wuthering Heights and wanted to die. Also I despise Carol Ann Duffy, who doesn't really count as an author, with more passion than I ever thought possible. And I have to study her for a year.
Sorry, that was a long answer! :3
I hate the majority of classic literature,
you'll be forever hated because of this though. By me! Bah!
anyways, i'll go ahead and say to check out Clevenger's stuff. Dermaphoria and The Contortionist's Handbook.
By 'classic literature' I really am generalising to "Pride and Prejudice and other shit'. I just don't like reading about women who are supposed to 'strong, feminist icons' simpering over rich men for 300 pages. Bleh.
That being said, I probably shouldn't have generalised like that. I think my problem is that I just haven't read any good classic literature. I am a massive fan of modernism and post-modernism so I just haven't really ventured that far. I'll definitely check those out though, all I really needed was a good recommendation!
Knut Hamsun ~ Hunger
She says that now...
welcome!
This.
Also, welcome. How do you manage to study so much stuff, or are they not majors, just interests?
This.
Also, welcome. How do you manage to study so much stuff, or are they not majors, just interests?
Thank you!
Ahh! Well. British education system, right. Basically from 5-16 you do compulsory education and you end up with 10 or 11 qualifications called GCSES.
Then from 16-18 you go to 'college' (basically, like school only you do more of less subjects) and do 3 or 4 qualifications called A-Levels to get into University after that. If that makes sense :')
It does. The American system should work like that.
Okay a cute british girl enters and everyone clamors over, vultures I saw vultures.
Anyways yellow.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Everyone? Tietz called dibs.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Everyone? Tietz called dibs.
EVERYONE!!
BPL is just upset he didn't get here first
Yep.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hello welcome. Something clever. I like you.
That has nothing to with nothing.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
That has nothing to with nothing.
but it could have something to do with everything
NOTHING to do with NOTHING.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Hi! What's your name? I love short intros, kudos to you. I also like you already, 'cause your interests interest me.
Make me a sammich! or GTFO! Just kidding ... but seriously what is the most ultimate sammich in the universe that doesn't involve the floating chicken in space?
Someone's really emphasizing the double-negative...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Erm... hello, and welcome and all that!
F U!
I know, huh!
Mackie stepped in it this time.
Means you needa start posting more pixures of yoseff, Snowwie!
This is why we can't have nice things.
What ever happened to that 13 year old? Technicolor or something.. Everyone just wanted to look out for her. At what age does that end?
Oh and welcome.
Someone's really emphasizing the double-negative...
Nothing TO DO WITH nothing.
Is that any better?
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
furries, tits or getting the fuck out. poor kid's welcome thread never had a chance. it's a shame really.
This is quote the intro thread. Im gone for two days and there is talk of furries and Sandwitches.
But Ms. Fox is if you were to be walking down the street, doenst really matter what street, just some place nice. The sun is out, birds are singing and all that heartwarming crap. But then just out of the blue a giant rabbit comes up to you and challenges you to a drinking contest. The problem is the rabbit is already drunk and you know your going to have to fight your way out of this situation. What the shit are you going to do.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Welcome, you ever read Murray Rothbard?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
But Ms. Fox is if you were to be walking down the street, doenst really matter what street, just some place nice. The sun is out, birds are singing and all that heartwarming crap. But then just out of the blue a giant rabbit comes up to you and challenges you to a drinking contest. The problem is the rabbit is already drunk and you know your going to have to fight your way out of this situation. What the shit are you going to do.
Cook up a delicate rabbit stew, marinated in it's own blood alcohol (rabbit was drinking wine or fine whiskey right?) of course.
Erm... hello, and welcome and all that!
F U!
Cute British girls that AREN'T married Hattie. DUUUH.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Hattie is married?
This makes me so sad. It isn't like I ever planned on meeting her, or us running off together to an island where she could shower me with her brilliance ... it's just that now I have to totally revamp my masturbation fantasy line up
I don't like change. This is very upsetting. Her marital status is NONE of any of our business anyway. I wish I could unread this thread and resume my life as it was.
Damn.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's a meme now, bitches.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm pretty sure Hattie isn't married. If she is, total mindblow.
Frank, too, with the total revamping of the masturbation fantasy line up.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hattie is married?
This makes me so sad. It isn't like I ever planned on meeting her, or us running off together to an island where she could shower me with her brilliance ... it's just that now I have to totally revamp my masturbation fantasy line up
I don't like change. This is very upsetting. Her marital status is NONE of any of our business anyway. I wish I could unread this thread and resume my life as it was.
Damn.
I was halfway through this before I caught on!!! This makes me happier than anything on the internat really ever should, ever.
HAH! maybe she isn't married? My, my, this is embarrassing.
Isn't there someone that just got engaged or married or sommat? I thought that was Hattie. I'm a bad cultie, I'm going to my corner now.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Tuffy, you stay away from the cute British girl.
Welcome Foxy
Is Cujo a good name for a cat?