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LeHaHi
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2006 unite!

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With your powers combined I am Captain Cult!

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What if you had no choice but to hit that (that being the cult personified) would you rather die? It'd be sex. It'd be whatever you're interested in (gay, gay feguy [=female]). Sex or die.

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This place has too many diseases.

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jane s.
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I'd get you all SO pregnant.

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I'M THE ONLY POSTER THAT MATTERS.

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I'M THE ONLY POSTER THAT MATTERS.

You're the only poster I'd hang above my desk. Geddit? POSTER! HAR HAR HAR /DEATHSAUSAGE

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Please, can't anyone say "ZING!" to comments? It feels so bad to post it after having done it twice.

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Umm... ZZZING?

How was that?

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Thanks. I feel better now. The next time anyone say something witty, I'll be able to make a ZING! I believe. I like th triple Z-thing you did.

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It's because I was asleep when I wrote it.

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writemetolife
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Fano wrote:
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sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

dude, stfu

what's your problem? It's nice people like you and Imke and Taylor that I was trying to make a case for.

I may be sweet but I'm not innocent. Justsayin'

nathaniel parker
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poor emopanda. we made fun of his spelling and he's never going to come back. He never had a chance.

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writemetolife wrote:
Fano wrote:
LeHaHi wrote:
Fano wrote:
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sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

dude, stfu

what's your problem? It's nice people like you and Imke and Taylor that I was trying to make a case for.

Alright alright. I was just saying. And besides, Levi was messing with me.
I may be sweet but I'm not innocent. Justsayin'

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Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab”. And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know...

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be.
You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara, now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss... ya know.. it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right.

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw Xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don’t get me ya know
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend.

I feel like tacos.

Welcome to The Cult.

Edit_Courtesy of... er... those dudes who sang the 'Emo Kid' song.

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writemetolife
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Kerry, stop plagiarizing!

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writemetolife wrote:

Kerry, stop plagiarizing!

Fixed! Couldn't resist. It was just so apt!111one!1666999!!

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Adam and Andrew

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Thanks, Mike!

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Kerplunk wrote:
writemetolife wrote:

Kerry, stop plagiarizing!

Fixed! Couldn't resist. It was just so apt!111one!1666999!!

I was kidding (:
You should add the video, instead. It makes me laugh.

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Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

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People that just past lyrics are the worst! It's, like, come up with something of your own to say. But let me get to the point, let's roll another joint. And turn the radio loud. I'm too alone to be proud. You don't know how it feels. You don't know how it feels to be me

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Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

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How's life back there in 2003?

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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.

Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--

Z
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Kerplunk wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

BAHAHAHA! I "like" this.

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Z wrote:
Kerplunk wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

BAHAHAHA! I "like" this.

And I like you. Now let's get our snuggle on.

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Kerplunk wrote:
Z wrote:
Kerplunk wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

BAHAHAHA! I "like" this.

And I like you. Now let's get our snuggle on.

C'mere you!

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I VOMMED.

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Don't pretend you don't love it.

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<3

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Tobi puking, Kerry gettin it on wid Z... Imma go get the camera.

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well its a tie between blue moon and cookies n cream Smile whats yours

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yeah sorry if people have posted things and it takes a long time to reply i dont have the internet avalible to me all of the time...i get it when it come Smile but if people what to tlak to me jsut send me a pm and ill get back with you as soon as i can

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I thought you were extinct, panda man.

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Z wrote:
Kerplunk wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

BAHAHAHA! I "like" this.

"Neither" of "you" are "funny".

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writemetolife wrote:
Z wrote:
Kerplunk wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

BAHAHAHA! I "like" this.

"Neither" of "you" are "funny".

Don't be such a "party pooper". You need to "lighten up".

Tongue

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Now, let's all not know how to spell!

LGad too se yuo!½ )=

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Fano wrote:
writemetolife wrote:
Z wrote:
Kerplunk wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

Goddamnit pasting lyrics is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do, unless they're ironic. You just put yourself below the emo kid in the Cool Book

C'mon, Six. Everyone knows that posting pictures of your boobs is just about the most obnoxious thing you could do.

Also, being 'cool' is sooo 2001.

BAHAHAHA! I "like" this.

"Neither" of "you" are "funny".

Don't be such a "party pooper". You need to "lighten up".

:p

Hehe.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

I thought you were extinct, panda man.

Nope just having trouble finding a internet connection. Unsure

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You people are completely and totally fucking insane. I love it. <3.

Welcome, panda.

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Hello..
I'm a new member too.
I'm from Ukraine, and I also love Chuck.
Smile

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Greetings!