:) helloo
hello...i am a new member to the cult..i would just like to say hi to people...i like meetin new people so dont be shy and say hi
have a nice day
Hello. What's your favourite flavor of ice cream?
You will view. You will follow. You will submit.
Hello. What's your favourite flavor of ice cream?
I knew my above comment would come in handy.
See my above post.

Hiya kiddo 
May your light shine from my eyes and may the joy remain when I am gone
Hey I am new as well .....i only like shit ice cream with nuts , i heard it comes with corn now.
With or without its still heaven and you cant stop dharma.
What was meant to be a sweet and innocent question has become utterly disgusting.
You will view. You will follow. You will submit.
Hello, and welcome. A paddy wagon is already speeding to your house to probe you and attach you with your official "The Cult" tracking chip.
W.
HEY! You look like you're about to fall in your picture! I would ask you what your favorite color is but the ice cream comments scared me away and made me gag, so I've changed my mind. I'll assume that it is green.
Whenever you feel lonely, i'd love to warm you... I'm a dude and you like it.
would you describe yourself as a goany?
[Z] 8:58 pm: I'm waiting
[Z] 8:58 pm: Till you turn 18!
[ScubaSteve1729] 8:58 pm: im not
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
-J. Zako
“These are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall...Upon us all a little rain must fall.”
None of the veterans wasting their time answering this thread? Fine, I do their job.
Do you think Cujo is a good name for a cat?
May offer you some lobster?
Did I hate you before? I'm close to it now.
I think I might love you now.
HI THERE. HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU!
DOES YOUR USERNAME HAVE A STYLE OF ROCK MUSIC?
AN ANIMAL?
AND A NUMBER?!
IF YES, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
YOU WIN THIS:
![]()
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
The best selling book of the 15th century was an erotic book called The Tale of the Two Lovers – it is even still read today. The author of this book was none other than Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini – otherwise known as Pope Pius II.
fano youre one to talk you goany!
and emopanda666 do you have all you're stuffing or is it falling out?
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
I know, for people with no clout, a lot of these new people are really fucking rude. I don't know where they find assurance that we won't be just as rude to them, on principal. . .
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
emopanda666.. Why, I ask you. Why. Welcome person! You are a.. guy? What's your name, where are you from?! 
We are just a moment in time, a blink of an eye
A dream for the blind, visions from a dying brain
I hope you don't understand
You are a.. guy?
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! 
Welcome to the Cult EmoPanda666.
"You taste like the ocean and like coming home. I live for the taste of your lips and your tears."
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)
So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. 
We are just a moment in time, a blink of an eye
A dream for the blind, visions from a dying brain
I hope you don't understand
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)
So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. =P
Heheheee... Imke, you're so cute!
"You taste like the ocean and like coming home. I live for the taste of your lips and your tears."
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
I know, for people with no clout, a lot of these new people are really fucking rude. I don't know where they find assurance that we won't be just as rude to them, on principal. . .
Just because someone recently starts posting doesn't necessarily mean they don't know anything about anyone here. They could have been lurking for who knows how long and finally decided to dip their metaphorical toe in the pool.
Personally, I don't believe it's ever happened, but it could have!
I'll wait for it.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
While you wait, here's Tony Randall Vs. Arnold Schwarzennegger.

I hate all of you. There is no such thing as innocence. Sweet, maybe.
Defeat according to their rules may very well be victory according to yours. Friends may come and go but two hundreds will always be two hundred pounds. -Rollins
foreskin. yeah, im smug about it.
There is such a thing as innocence. But it's kind of like when you look at a star straight on and it gets dimmer.
http://janes-kinner.blogspot.com/
"I concur with several of your sentiments."
Stick your head out your front door and yell "I hate you!"

Or:
Stick your head out your front door and yell "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)
So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. =P
i almost did as well. because of jaky, i'm sure. their names are too similar, especially since jaky hasnt been around in a while. probably working on a new deathtrap to hang from or some elaborate new tat. i miss her being around.
He holds it for a breath at waist level and turns it once for assessment. The steel barrel and along its chassis is oiled in an off shade of red, the blood smeared and somewhat caked on. In parts, it resembles a stillborn, a dark fetal horse that is all legs and wet skin.
I wonder if she got to be on America's Next Top Model!
We are just a moment in time, a blink of an eye
A dream for the blind, visions from a dying brain
I hope you don't understand
oh, yeah !
i forgot all about that. dont know. i'd imagine we'd have heard from her had she. you know, for ratings and moral support.
i'll send her a message later tonight. i think we're myspace buds. it's just not the same as being friends on the site is all.
He holds it for a breath at waist level and turns it once for assessment. The steel barrel and along its chassis is oiled in an off shade of red, the blood smeared and somewhat caked on. In parts, it resembles a stillborn, a dark fetal horse that is all legs and wet skin.
This site rocks. If I could make it a physical person, With all of you, I'd have sex with it. True story.

so, you're a guy or what?
We are all physical people, dude.
Did I hate you before? I'm close to it now.
I think I might love you now.
The site itself isn't.
The site itself isn't.
exactly. If all of you were one (probably gross) person, i'd definatly hit that. Would you?

hell no!
I don't bang websites. I masturbate to them.
Did I hate you before? I'm close to it now.
I think I might love you now.
I wouldn't either. I know where I've been.
For those with premium membership, it would be like prostitution.
and i'll never fuck anyone for money. unless it's monopoly money and it's roleplay.
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
dude, stfu

sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
dude, stfu
what's your problem? It's nice people like you and Imke and Taylor that I was trying to make a case for.
The best selling book of the 15th century was an erotic book called The Tale of the Two Lovers – it is even still read today. The author of this book was none other than Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini – otherwise known as Pope Pius II.
I'M NOT NICE.
AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.



I'M NOT NICE.
AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.

you've only been here since 06, that's a N00B to me!
three and almost a half years??? and that's a newb. Fuck. you.

I'M NOT NICE.
AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.

This is the second time in two months you've tricked me, asshole!
The best selling book of the 15th century was an erotic book called The Tale of the Two Lovers – it is even still read today. The author of this book was none other than Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini – otherwise known as Pope Pius II.
Time is relative, n00bie!
i'm old enough to say i miss multiquote.
It is easy to trick you, Fano!!
Nate, you love me. get over it.

2003 or fuck off, all of you!
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
2009 or fuck off, all of you!
Yeah! What she said!
The best selling book of the 15th century was an erotic book called The Tale of the Two Lovers – it is even still read today. The author of this book was none other than Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini – otherwise known as Pope Pius II.
Well, even if I haven't been here since 2003 (been a lurker since 05), at least I'm older than some a yuhs.
Did I hate you before? I'm close to it now.
I think I might love you now.



SHIT.