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emopanda666
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hello...i am a new member to the cult..i would just like to say hi to people...i like meetin new people so dont be shy and say hi Smile have a nice day

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SHIT.

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Hello. What's your favourite flavor of ice cream?

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ScarecrowJack wrote:

Hello. What's your favourite flavor of ice cream?

I knew my above comment would come in handy.

See my above post.

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Hiya kiddo Smile

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Hey I am new as well .....i only like shit ice cream with nuts , i heard it comes with corn now.

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What was meant to be a sweet and innocent question has become utterly disgusting.

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Hello, and welcome. A paddy wagon is already speeding to your house to probe you and attach you with your official "The Cult" tracking chip.

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HEY! You look like you're about to fall in your picture! I would ask you what your favorite color is but the ice cream comments scared me away and made me gag, so I've changed my mind. I'll assume that it is green.

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Whenever you feel lonely, i'd love to warm you... I'm a dude and you like it.

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would you describe yourself as a goany?

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sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

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None of the veterans wasting their time answering this thread? Fine, I do their job.

Do you think Cujo is a good name for a cat?

May offer you some lobster?

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HI THERE. HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU!

DOES YOUR USERNAME HAVE A STYLE OF ROCK MUSIC?

AN ANIMAL?

AND A NUMBER?!

IF YES, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU WIN THIS:

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descontrol wrote:

sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

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fano youre one to talk you goany!

and emopanda666 do you have all you're stuffing or is it falling out?

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Fano wrote:
descontrol wrote:

sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

I know, for people with no clout, a lot of these new people are really fucking rude. I don't know where they find assurance that we won't be just as rude to them, on principal. . .

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emopanda666.. Why, I ask you. Why. Welcome person! You are a.. guy? What's your name, where are you from?! Smile

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You are a.. guy?

Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! Wink

Welcome to the Cult EmoPanda666.

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Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)

So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. Tongue

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Imke wrote:
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Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)

So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. =P

Heheheee... Imke, you're so cute!

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Six On The Dot wrote:
Fano wrote:
descontrol wrote:

sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

I know, for people with no clout, a lot of these new people are really fucking rude. I don't know where they find assurance that we won't be just as rude to them, on principal. . .

Just because someone recently starts posting doesn't necessarily mean they don't know anything about anyone here. They could have been lurking for who knows how long and finally decided to dip their metaphorical toe in the pool.
Personally, I don't believe it's ever happened, but it could have!

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I'll wait for it.

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While you wait, here's Tony Randall Vs. Arnold Schwarzennegger.

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I hate all of you. There is no such thing as innocence. Sweet, maybe.

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There is such a thing as innocence. But it's kind of like when you look at a star straight on and it gets dimmer.

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Stick your head out your front door and yell "I hate you!"

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Or:

jakezz wrote:

Stick your head out your front door and yell "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

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Imke wrote:
Z wrote:

Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)

So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. =P

i almost did as well. because of jaky, i'm sure. their names are too similar, especially since jaky hasnt been around in a while. probably working on a new deathtrap to hang from or some elaborate new tat. i miss her being around.

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I wonder if she got to be on America's Next Top Model!

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oh, yeah !

i forgot all about that. dont know. i'd imagine we'd have heard from her had she. you know, for ratings and moral support.

i'll send her a message later tonight. i think we're myspace buds. it's just not the same as being friends on the site is all.

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This site rocks. If I could make it a physical person, With all of you, I'd have sex with it. True story.

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so, you're a guy or what?

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We are all physical people, dude.

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The site itself isn't.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

The site itself isn't.

exactly. If all of you were one (probably gross) person, i'd definatly hit that. Would you?

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hell no!

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I don't bang websites. I masturbate to them.

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I wouldn't either. I know where I've been.

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For those with premium membership, it would be like prostitution.

and i'll never fuck anyone for money. unless it's monopoly money and it's roleplay.

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Fano wrote:
descontrol wrote:

sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

dude, stfu

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LeHaHi wrote:
Fano wrote:
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sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?

Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.

dude, stfu

what's your problem? It's nice people like you and Imke and Taylor that I was trying to make a case for.

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I'M NOT NICE.

AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.

w00t!
Wink

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LeHaHi wrote:

I'M NOT NICE.

AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.

w00t!
Wink

you've only been here since 06, that's a N00B to me!

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three and almost a half years??? and that's a newb. Fuck. you.

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LeHaHi wrote:

I'M NOT NICE.

AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.

w00t!
Wink

This is the second time in two months you've tricked me, asshole!

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Time is relative, n00bie!

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i'm old enough to say i miss multiquote.

It is easy to trick you, Fano!!

Nate, you love me. get over it.

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2003 or fuck off, all of you!

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2009 or fuck off, all of you!

Yeah! What she said!

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Well, even if I haven't been here since 2003 (been a lurker since 05), at least I'm older than some a yuhs.

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