:) helloo
hello...i am a new member to the cult..i would just like to say hi to people...i like meetin new people so dont be shy and say hi 
have a nice day
Hello. What's your favourite flavor of ice cream?
Hello. What's your favourite flavor of ice cream?
I knew my above comment would come in handy.
See my above post.
Hiya kiddo
Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says, "I am coming."
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the meantime, we're here and we can still dance.
Hey I am new as well .....i only like shit ice cream with nuts , i heard it comes with corn now.
it is not good ,to be well adjusted for a sick society
What was meant to be a sweet and innocent question has become utterly disgusting.
Hello, and welcome. A paddy wagon is already speeding to your house to probe you and attach you with your official "The Cult" tracking chip.
W.
HEY! You look like you're about to fall in your picture! I would ask you what your favorite color is but the ice cream comments scared me away and made me gag, so I've changed my mind. I'll assume that it is green.
Whenever you feel lonely, i'd love to warm you... I'm a dude and you like it.
would you describe yourself as a goany?
Deer Valley-Seven Springs
winter '08
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
-J. Zako
“These are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall...Upon us all a little rain must fall.”
None of the veterans wasting their time answering this thread? Fine, I do their job.
Do you think Cujo is a good name for a cat?
May offer you some lobster?
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HI THERE. HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU!
DOES YOUR USERNAME HAVE A STYLE OF ROCK MUSIC?
AN ANIMAL?
AND A NUMBER?!
IF YES, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
YOU WIN THIS:
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
fano youre one to talk you goany!
and emopanda666 do you have all you're stuffing or is it falling out?
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
I know, for people with no clout, a lot of these new people are really fucking rude. I don't know where they find assurance that we won't be just as rude to them, on principal. . .
emopanda666.. Why, I ask you. Why. Welcome person! You are a.. guy? What's your name, where are you from?!
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
You are a.. guy?
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! 
Welcome to the Cult EmoPanda666.
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)
So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. 
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)
So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. =P
Heheheee... Imke, you're so cute!
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
I know, for people with no clout, a lot of these new people are really fucking rude. I don't know where they find assurance that we won't be just as rude to them, on principal. . .
Just because someone recently starts posting doesn't necessarily mean they don't know anything about anyone here. They could have been lurking for who knows how long and finally decided to dip their metaphorical toe in the pool.
Personally, I don't believe it's ever happened, but it could have!
I'll wait for it.
While you wait, here's Tony Randall Vs. Arnold Schwarzennegger.
I hate all of you. There is no such thing as innocence. Sweet, maybe.
Defeat according to their rules may very well be victory according to yours. -Rollins
Friends may come and go, but two hundred pounds is always two hundred. -Rollins
There is such a thing as innocence. But it's kind of like when you look at a star straight on and it gets dimmer.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
Stick your head out your front door and yell "I hate you!"
Or:
Stick your head out your front door and yell "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Aww! <3 Ever since I came along Imke's scared to assume anything about gender! ;)
So true! And after being wrong about jakezz' gender as well, I give up. =P
i almost did as well. because of jaky, i'm sure. their names are too similar, especially since jaky hasnt been around in a while. probably working on a new deathtrap to hang from or some elaborate new tat. i miss her being around.
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.
I wonder if she got to be on America's Next Top Model!
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
oh, yeah !
i forgot all about that. dont know. i'd imagine we'd have heard from her had she. you know, for ratings and moral support.
i'll send her a message later tonight. i think we're myspace buds. it's just not the same as being friends on the site is all.
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.
This site rocks. If I could make it a physical person, With all of you, I'd have sex with it. True story.
so, you're a guy or what?
We are all physical people, dude.
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The site itself isn't.
The site itself isn't.
exactly. If all of you were one (probably gross) person, i'd definatly hit that. Would you?
hell no!
I don't bang websites. I masturbate to them.
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I wouldn't either. I know where I've been.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
For those with premium membership, it would be like prostitution.
and i'll never fuck anyone for money. unless it's monopoly money and it's roleplay.
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
dude, stfu
sweet and innocent.
dude what are you doing on a chuck palahniuk fan site?
Not trying to make you look a fool, but you've been here for less than two weeks. You don't know the people here. There are some sweet and innocent people on this site. Don't judge.
dude, stfu
what's your problem? It's nice people like you and Imke and Taylor that I was trying to make a case for.
I'M NOT NICE.
AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.
I'M NOT NICE.
AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.
you've only been here since 06, that's a N00B to me!
three and almost a half years??? and that's a newb. Fuck. you.
I'M NOT NICE.
AND I'M GIVNG YOU SHIT FOR BEING A SEMI-NEWB.
This is the second time in two months you've tricked me, asshole!
Time is relative, n00bie!
i'm old enough to say i miss multiquote.
It is easy to trick you, Fano!!
Nate, you love me. get over it.
2003 or fuck off, all of you!
2009 or fuck off, all of you!
Yeah! What she said!
Well, even if I haven't been here since 2003 (been a lurker since 05), at least I'm older than some a yuhs.
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SHIT.