Hello Strangers...
i believe that
I know Nate got that one.
How about you go get some peanut butter and go make me useful.
it's from that clip about the thing with that guy.
it's all about the timing! if she had made this thing just one hour earlier or later it'd be dead.
Timing is important in thread making, often overlooked. I've made many a thread and thought, man, this thread has all a thread needs, and then right after hitting submit I check who's online and I just know it isn't going to get the right second post that it needs.
that lady in my avatar is zooey deschanel and you may call me miss if youd prefer it.
i agree, elizabeth is a pukey name.
yeah,
Things are awesome
this thread is going at the speed of light, impossible to keep up
it's all about the timing! if she had made this thing just one hour earlier or later it'd be dead.
Timing is important in thread making, often overlooked. I've made many a thread and thought, man, this thread has all a thread needs, and then right after hitting submit I check who's online and I just know it isn't going to get the right second post that it needs.
I do that too. and bumping your own thread when you see people are on is just so gauche!
shows how little you read.
What's a normal person?
someone that closes the door when they go to the bathroom.
Oh well, first of all, thank you, Mr. Parker, and here I was thinking I was some kind of marvelous thread maker...lol.
I probably wouldn't be much in the way of an argument either, as I am sitting in my bathtub, so another time then?
My appologies for the misnomer, Mr. or Ms. Eddy...I fear my pop culture awareness is not quite up to par...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
A polite person drops the lid afterwards too
I do neither.
The way things used to be....
Too bad we can't always be like this in here when we walk in huh Karbunkle.
I have something like this in me only once every month to every other month.
Personally for two reasons.
A, i'm just busy and can't manage this double life.
B, I'm either changing or this place is....but more realistically its a combination of both.
more about this bathtub, sil vous plais?
Too bad we can't always be like this in here when we walk in huh Karbunkle.
I have something like this in me only once every month to every other month.
Personally for two reasons.
A, i'm just busy and can't manage this double life.
B, I'm either changing or this place is....but more realistically its a combination of both.
Geez, remember the olden days when there was only 25 replies to a page and it was even easier to post and reply and multi-quote and all that shit? Pages would pile up quicker than an elephant eating up a crate of ex lax!
Remember that crazy Lupatria woman? I think that thread shot to like 20 pages in about 3 hours!
You know, I actually liked her.
But I'm naturally appreciative of the crazys and the assholes. Just not the stupid crazy assholes.
well, fuck you too then!
J'ai en le baignoire...que penses?
I was washing my hair...sorry
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
you had me at FUCK
Hmm, so which am I crazy? Stupid? An Asshole? Le petite asshole?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
So what is an actual name I can refer to you as, Mr. Creepy Tom Cruise Pic??
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
you're hardcandy.
i'm ubikrex.
whats there to get.
either
ubik.
or my master.
preferrably Ubik. Cause i reserve being called master to people that earn the privilege.
that's the only french i know. the only German I know is "muss es sien? es muss sein!" and the only mexican I know mows lawns around the neighborhood.
i also work on your taxes mofo!
Well then, Mr. Ubik it is...you let me know when I've graduated...
Sad, Mr. Parker, I expected better of you...But it's ok, I'll teach you two things today: 1. Je suis, means I am. But permanent. I.E. I am Nathaniel. 2. J'ai is I am, but temporary. J'ai in the bathtub. Comprende?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
gruben mi shizzah!
i spelt that wrong but should translate fairly well to people that understand german.
You're gonna confuse him with the spanish! Capish?
Sad, Mr. Parker, I expected better of you...But it's ok, I'll teach you two things today: 1. Je suis, means I am. But permanent. I.E. I am Nathaniel. 2. J'ai is I am, but temporary. J'ai in the bathtub. Comprende?
i know that in your sig is something like earthly paradise and isn't Je Suis some sort of light sauce you dip your arby's sub into?
a. There are videos for people who like that sort of thing, Mr. Ubik.
b. I appologize for mincing my spanish and french....spanish is comprende, french, comprends...whoops!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
don't apologize.
Its a sign of weakness. Didn't your father beat that into you growing up?
I almost asked if you were French, but then I remembered you said something about taking a bath and figured you weren't.
Mr. Ubik, you are quite correct. I do not appologize out of weakness, rather from a false sense of consideration for you...with that last comment, you've made apparent that's not something you require.
Au ju is the sauce for roast beef, Mr. Parker, and my signature is a quote from Voltair..."Paradise is where I am"
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
nate and ubik are like a tag team of dickery an nonstop posting
I would consider that a compliment (sans the not bathing part) Mr Parker, as I love france, however, I am simply a frequent traveller and therefore, have picked up bits and pieces of languages here and there...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
you talk strange. You must be canadian? Am I Right? am I right?
No, but I go there quite often...big snowboarder, and whistler has some marvelous slopes! I am actually from Portland, OR.
And yes, true story, Mr. Eddy...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
oh yeah, i also know "Apres Moi, Le Deluge!"
or maybe it's La, i dunno
you lost me with that one. Oh my, the downpour?? hhmmm, regardless, le is most always paired with words that end in L, O, S, E, or R...the easy way to remember is if it ends in loser, "le" preceeds it.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
how's it going hardcandy?i am new here and did not even think of introducing myself,congrats to us both for finding something besides hardcore porn to enjoy when we can't sleep;)to the rest,thanks for letting me jump right in.
I am fueled by filth and fury.
Well, well, while I do not share your affinity for porn, hardcore or otherwise, welcome!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
get your own thread you leech!
ah yes, the infamous Mr. Ubik...honestly gentlemen, I must confess, I definitely have a pruney situation on my hands! Quite literally...anyway, I am going to finish my bath, and if you are still here when I'm done, I shall speak to you then...bonsoir!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
SHES BEEN IN THE BATH THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!?!
pictures, please
lol, no...not like sented oil enhanced, candlit, rose petal filled bath, more like I just ran for an hour an a half (not cause I wanted to, got lost) and every muscle I have was about to commit suicide...I did have champagne though, albeit one of the shitty, single serving bottles, lol.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
my names eddy. its nice to meet you, hardcandy.
horny candy!
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
like a toblerone?.
isn't that german for use me as a dildo?
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
i shoulda said that before, it would gave that "two bitches" joke a tad more oomph.
I kinda feel bad for when people start clicking on this thread tomorrow and it's got like 100+ posts and they'll think there was some awesome fight and all kinds of shit going down and then they get this far and all it is is just...this.
I hate you all now primarily for this reason.
There is hope, but not for us.
I am fueled by filth and fury.
Speaking of playing nice...sorry I didn't do that in chat. I will strive to be better. And welcome.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
Um, I think you were chatting under the influence, Ms. Kate, so all is forgiven. And anytime I have a barfight night, you are definitely coming with, that is of course, if your fists are as horrifying as your comments....
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
it's all about the timing! if she had made this thing just one hour earlier or later it'd be dead.