Hello Strangers...
Buenos Dias!
Oink Oink AhhhREeeeeeHeeereHeeeeere. Looking good Myers, real good.
Better Off Dead would be correct.
Another personal classic for me.
just so you know...you're friends are calling you a Lesbian.
Hi, you a lady? I bet so.
It looks like a Sundae? Man, I always thought it was a time machine.
Another personal classic for me.
i knew it was one of those savage steve holland ones, but i wasn't sure if it was the skiing one or the sailboat one.
How old are you?? All these movies are from like, '85...and that is a great movie by the way, that french chic was hot...who cares about the ex when you've got her prancing around??
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
It looks like a Sundae? Man, I always thought it was a time machine.
buzz off, twerp!
Go outside, Nate!
DVDs know no time frame!
but seriously, i'm old...
There was some thread where someone told me what it is, but I couldn't see it and forgot what it was. Thing is, if I call it a sundae, night will whap me with the nun chucks and fiend on my soul. A conundrum, yes?
Anyway. Yeah.
just so you know...you're friends are calling you a Lesbian.
Once again, touche, salesman...although one or two of them know firsthand I'm not, otherwise, I'd be slightly horrified by your comment. An awkward situation, staying friends with the ex's...
Between better off dead and the paperboy nintendo game, I was terrified of paperboys until I was like, nine...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
it's an artistic representation of a 1940's gumshoe hunched over a sleazy diner counter-top.
This about sums it up. The one liner of the 80s for me.
I don't know, I think I'm kinda old, at least for this site, anyway...I'm 22, but everyone else around here seems to still be in their teens...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
damn. Thats old. Better up and marry a dude with a yacht. Forty year olds aren't going to want to fuck you anymore.
Shit! That little fucker is so creepy!!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
why'm I getting the salesman tag all of a sudden?
but seriously, go get that book and the DVDs.
It's what I say whenever "touche" fits into the conversation, Mr. Parker. Apparently you are not a family guy buff?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
I despise that show. it shoulda stayed canceled the first time.
Hello, Ms. Alexa! I missed your comment, I'm afraid...female, yes. Lady? I'd hesitate to attach that label...I'll let you decide!
You know, I've always thought I'd look pretty decent in boat shoes...maybe I should marry a man with a yacht!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Well, Mr. Parker, I hope this doesn't mean our friendship must cease and desist...Agree to disagree?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
He despises it because he's an old man.
I despise it because of YOUR FACE!
not old enough where he won't fuck you though. Thats the kind of friend he'll be.
The Quality kind
Good.
I'm an old man and therefore learned long ago not to correlate people's taste with intelligence.
A true friend stabs you in the front, eh?? oh wait a minute...I fear that could be misconstrued...I'm clever!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
You know, I've always thought I'd look pretty decent in boat shoes...maybe I should marry a man with a yacht!
Yes, I'm a lady. I hope you stick around.
Perhaps not so much their actual taste, but rather what they fool people into thinking is their taste...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
I like you better when you're aren't trying to be clever lady
The Quality kind
every girl i've ever gone out with has said how they felt like I was always mean and making fun of them before we went out. man, those two bitches were crazy!
lol I wasn't trying to be clever, I just fooled myself into thinking I was there for a moment. Hmmm, two, Mr. Parker? You can't be that old, then...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Oh, he is.
Now I'm just curious...40??
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
The Quality kind
every girl i've ever gone out with has said how they felt like I was always mean and making fun of them before we went out. man, those two bitches were crazy!
I know I can't believe I anger banged them for you too!
You still oh me for that.
The funny thing is, we let you think we don't like that...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
i'm only 35!
i shoulda said that before, it would gave that "two bitches" joke a tad more oomph.
I kinda feel bad for when people start clicking on this thread tomorrow and it's got like 100+ posts and they'll think there was some awesome fight and all kinds of shit going down and then they get this far and all it is is just...this.
The sad part it, it's the only time we do like it, generally speaking, because those are the only times you put some thought and effort into it...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
lol, *slaps mr. parker with glove* I challenge you to an argument then, sir! Topic is your choice.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
The Quality kind
every girl i've ever gone out with has said how they felt like I was always mean and making fun of them before we went out. man, those two bitches were crazy!
I know I can't believe I anger banged them for you too!
You still oh me for that.
owe really?
this is the wildest welcome thread ever
Jesus, really? Hate to see the other ones! Hello, Ms. erjathke...please tell me you have an easier name to go by...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
yes owe!
Two Dollars I want My Two Dollars!!!!
Two crazy bitches, one guy, a bedroom, some lube, a zuccini, awful and exotic memories
TWO DOLLARS!
Where did you get all that for two dollars!!?? I need to start shopping with you, Sir!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
my names eddy. its nice to meet you, hardcandy.
I love a good arguement! I don't know how good I'd be in one right now though. We just got our power back up after 27 hours of it being off because of being hit by that hurricane and i just got all this internet typing all pent up that i got to get out. it was the first time a hurricane made it up this far in like a hundred years or somesuch and everyone's going apeshit around here.
Plus, I wouldn't be able to argue because I haven't slept in like all that time because with no electricity I didn't have my fan running. All I can do is stare at the ceiling if that thing isn't running. I could get rid of every single electrical thing in here and it wouldn't bother me, except for that damn fan!
I will argue with you though whenever I can. like I said, i love a good arguement. Since you're new and all, I will tell you to watch out for this Lord megatroid guy. He's a jackass. He tries making all these little arguements to "get some excitement" around here or something. Only he doesn't argue, he just takes this real annoying contrary position. It reminds me of that arguement sketch form the old monty python show. what sucks is it's just so much a sort of "manufactured" jackassishness, ya know? I just shake my head and move on whenever I see he's posted something. Anyways, you find out for yourself in time.
off-topic: Jesus, i just saw a new microsoft jerry sienfeld/bill gates commercial. They need to really stop making those, like, right now!
NO NO NO!
I know Nate got that one.
How about you go get some peanut butter and go make me useful.
Lovely to make your aquaintance...was I remiss in labeling you Ms.? I assumed because of the picture, but now that I look at it, I think that's Katy Perry...My name's Horrible (elizabeth, puke), by the way, so all of my friends call me D. It's the first letter of my last name...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
What's a normal person?
You are, oddly on both accounts, correct, Mr. Parker. My friends sum it up as follows: guy thought processor housed in a girl's body...it's weird. As for your comment, I was about to say something to that same effect, but you beat me to the punch. Touche, Salesman!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."